- Joined
- Oct 14, 2015
Classic Troll Goals
- Steal Chris's Identity
- Make sure Chris never finds true love
- Make sure Chris remains a virgin with rage for the rest of his life
- Get Chris's father to walk in on him jerking off
- Enrage Chris with Sonichu parodies
- Enrage Chris by drawing Rosechu with a penis
- Make Chris shove a medallion up his ass
- Trick Chris into thinking he is talking to Nintendo
- Make Chris hump his PS3
- Troll Chris into singing "It's Okay To Be Gay"
Modern Troll Goals
- Force permanent mental damage onto Chris by making him lose grasp of reality
- Gaslight Chris into believing he is sexually attracted to men
- Use this gaslighting to turn Chris into their gay sex slave
- Blackmail Chris into committing suicide
- Brainwash Chris into shooting up a grocery store
- Convince Chris that his father is still alive in a different dimension and use this to help extort 7,000 dollars of mortgage payment money from Chris
- Manipulate Chris to record himself hitting his mother
- Encourage Chris to rape his mom 3 days a week
What do you think future trolls will try to do to Chris?
I think he will either be spending a lot of time in PC or being somebody’s faggot.