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[Pointless Sperg]

I wouldn't even enter 14 BC if I couldn't easily make 8k USD off of Chris' stuff and I think it would require a decent amount of effort to prepare if you did have a clever marketing strategy for his Original Pieces and you would need to to add value to his total collection since the burden would be on raising the perceived value of his original works instead of reselling his purchased goods (the vidya and toys). Are there people out there willing to pay 80-100 dollars for an "Original Chris-Chan"? or 5-10 dollars for his Card Collections? or a three hundred dollars for a master copy issue of Sonichu?

This all seems like a gig I'd contract out to like a broke college student or a poor man trying to earn some extra untaxable income to head over to the storage lot post-auction and sort out Chris-Chan items, sell them for maximum value and earn a commission. I re-affirm my statement that the total value isn't a gold mine enough that I'd be willing to fly to Virginia and work for 2 or 3 months to make a profit off of Chris-Chan stuff. Maybe I've just grown lazy.

You wouldn't want a rando doing it. You'd want someone with monetization and marketing skills. The original issues would easily go for the low four figures. This is different than commission OC, this is stuff that can't just be made on demand by paying Chris to do it.

The real crazy thing? If Chris dies somehow and somebody manages to promote a documentary about his life to general audiences (and thus become actually famous and not just internet famous), you could actually get his original issues to five figures at auction. Art people buy weird shit like that if there's a good real life story attached to it. John Wayne Gacy is arguably just as shit an artist as Chris and his better paintings have gone for $175,000 and even his sketches go for above $1,000.

Regardless I don't think a weirdly shaped is going to disadvantage you in what you need it for.

The bend in Chris' penis is not particularly extreme in terms of curvature. Most penises have at least a slight curve -- usually upward, though lateral curvature is very common. The only thing somewhat unusual is the visible kink in it. The extreme curvature pictures are mostly a function of how the photo was taken, but if you look at the fully-erect photos the bend is nowhere near as bad as stated, just with a weird crease.

 

[AnOminous]

There's a 100% chance BlueSpike has trooned out by now

You could always ask him.

 

[FightenGnome]

You wouldn't want a rando doing it. You'd want someone with monetization and marketing skills. The original issues would easily go for the low four figures. This is different than commission OC, this is stuff that can't just be made on demand by paying Chris to do it.

The real crazy thing? If Chris dies somehow and somebody manages to promote a documentary about his life to general audiences (and thus become actually famous and not just internet famous), you could actually get his original issues to five figures at auction. Art people buy weird shit like that if there's a good real life story attached to it. John Wayne Gacy is arguably just as shit an artist as Chris and his better paintings have gone for $175,000 and even his sketches go for above $1,000.



The bend in Chris' penis is not particularly extreme in terms of curvature. Most penises have at least a slight curve -- usually upward, though lateral curvature is very common. The only thing somewhat unusual is the visible kink in it. The extreme curvature pictures are mostly a function of how the photo was taken, but if you look at the fully-erect photos the bend is nowhere near as bad as stated, just with a weird crease.

The type of person who had such a skill set likely has the money for a down payment on Chris' goods. I've never been a salesmen, so I don't know the possibilities of hyping Chris' shit into tens of thousands, but I do know the kind of person who would know how to do that would be beyond the hire and would be the kind of person to outbid me at an auction for the hoard because he'd see an even greater value. I agree, I just know for sure that Chris has more value than the $500 max the other poster said.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

The type of person who had such a skill set likely has the money for a down payment on Chris' goods. I've never been a salesmen, so I don't know the possibilities of hyping Chris' shit into tens of thousands, but I do know the kind of person who would know how to do that would be beyond the hire and would be the kind of person to outbid me at an auction for the hoard because he'd see an even greater value. I agree, I just know for sure that Chris has more value than the $500 max the other poster said.

Didn't someone pay like $1000 for the stupid sonichu totem?

 

[FightenGnome]

Didn't someone pay like $1000 for the stupid sonichu totem?

Yeah but I wonder if someone could replicate that success not selling on behalf of Chris. I imagine that 1k was half really wanting the totem, half wanting Chris to have the money because the buyer thought he needed it.

That's just me though, maybe there are weirdos willing to drop rocks on Chris junk. For me, I want the autism papers to post on Kiwi Farms if they survived the fire.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Yeah but I wonder if someone could replicate that success not selling on behalf of Chris. I imagine that 1k was half really wanting the totem, half wanting Chris to have the money because the buyer thought he needed it.

That's just me though, maybe there are weirdos willing to drop rocks on Chris junk. For me, I want the autism papers to post on Kiwi Farms if they survived the fire.

Yeah, the autism papers were the holy grail from back in the day.

I think the original comic pages would probably sell to some autists for a good amount. Would be easy to prove they're real, too, based on the ink being real marker and the pages matching photos on the internet perfectly.

 

[Merried Seinor Coomer]

Random thought: It's somebody's job to watch Chris Chan jerk off on cam fantasizing about licking out his 80 year old mother

 

[Piss Man]

Right, so in the Rollin And Trollin video, Chris dresses (or at least attempts to) dress up as a normal "cool dude". That means that he knew what he was doing normally was abnormal..

 

[AnOminous]

Right, so in the Rollin And Trollin video, Chris dresses (or at least attempts to) dress up as a normal "cool dude". That means that he knew what he was doing normally was abnormal..

Except that was probably scripted by the Magic Man.

 

[Tikbalang]

Except that was probably scripted by the Magic Man.

You mean the mysterious masked man who claims he's Chris Chan's son?

 

[ABE LINN COHN]

I'm glad Chris is getting the attention and care he's needed for so long, but it's a shame it had to come out of such disgusting circumstances. At least he's eating healthy and losing weight.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

One of the top search results I got for "and I just won":

Tugboat's Call 歌詞 Don Johnson Big Band ※ Mojim.com
https://mojim.com › ... › Records Are Forever
Tugboat's Call Sea sounds A blessed man's call I'm floating like a feather And I just won't fall (4x) There's a mysterious air about this

 

[Nobue]

I'm glad Chris is getting the attention and care he's needed for so long, but it's a shame it had to come out of such disgusting circumstances. At least he's eating healthy and losing weight.

Imagine he beats this rap, and can begin living as Chad Chris

 

[Ophelia]

If Barb wants Chris back at the house as her helper monkey, can the government prevent it? I assume so, but the world is fucked up.

 

[Merried Seinor Coomer]

If Barb wants Chris back at the house as her helper monkey, can the government prevent it? I assume so, but the world is fucked up.

and if not, can she keep her legs shut or his mouth shut?

 

[Glowie]

Once Chris gets guilty verdict and becomes irrelevant will this sub forum dissolve? Can't milk a inactive cow after all.

 

[Smleman303]

Once Chris gets guilty verdict and becomes irrelevant will this sub forum dissolve? Can't milk a inactive cow after all.

Depends how inactive, if he's tard wrangled in a group home or just in a roach motel converted into an apartment. The latter still gives a chance for drama if he ends up breaking all his release conditions.

 

[Sarah Connor]

Once Chris gets guilty verdict and becomes irrelevant will this sub forum dissolve? Can't milk a inactive cow after all.

I mean, this whole website was originally made to point and laugh at Chris - but his letters from jail don’t even make it into the Happenings on the front page. Will he really be inactive though? What if we get The Second Coming and Chris is found not guilty?
I think there’s still a lot for us to sit and wait on regarding Chris. If he continues getting continuances due to his Teflon Tard ways, I can see less people being interested. If the court can actually get the ball rolling and have his verdict then I guess we’ll have to wait until then. If not guilty, I can see the subforum continuing. If guilty, I can see it dissolving after a year or two.

 

[Elämällä on väliä]

I think the main problem with getting chriscontent into Happenings is one thing only: site is overrunned by people who wish to have ol' good chan climate but are or to lazy to go on them, or aren't comfy with beeing a anonymous.

Just check some threads in Happenings: mainly a load of agitated fags that aren't very interested in cows, but in "mesa likey Drumpy; misa no likey you so you likey Biden Sniffer" or opposite and throwing each other accusations that _oponent_ is brainwashed.

 

[thegooddoctor]

Has anyone definitely solved how Chris bent his duck? Is it possible that it's been that way since birth? I've heard theories that sometimes an autists body will deliberately deform their genitals to prevent them from reproducing.

It’s because of him doing that dick in snow stunt back in 2010 right? Damn what a crazy piece of Christoryben now.