Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[GumballFapper]

Will Chris make any friends in prison, everyone loves making the image like how he’ll be surrounded by burly tough 6’7 criminals who will take on look at this effeminate self entitled, preachy goddess manchild crossdresser and beat the loving shit out of him, but it will really be that bad? Will most of the other criminals there not really care and simply won’t want anything to do with him. As long as he doesn’t annoy them personally? What kind of social experience we taking here?

He's still in jail, the medical ward to be exact. General pop prison is where the shit hits the fan. I doubt Aryan Brotherhood would accept and protect him since he's worthless, so he's fucked and will be bullied by niggos until he's released.

 

[D_Tractor]

He's still in jail, the medical ward to be exact. General pop prison is where the shit hits the fan. I doubt Aryan Brotherhood would accept and protect him since he's worthless, so he's fucked and will be bullied by niggos until he's released.

He's out of medical and in isolation to keep the other prisoners from playing kick the autist.

 

[Hopkinsville Goblin]

He's still in jail, the medical ward to be exact. General pop prison is where the shit hits the fan. I doubt Aryan Brotherhood would accept and protect him since he's worthless, so he's fucked and will be bullied by niggos until he's released.

Chris has had little contact with other inmates, but I don't think he is in the medical ward. In one of his November 8 letters he said he had noisy neighbors in the medical block but was later moved to booking block where he was able to buy ear plugs for 80 cents, which he said was the "Best One Dollar Investment one can make in the Commissary."

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

Will Chris make any friends in prison, everyone loves making the image like how he’ll be surrounded by burly tough 6’7 criminals who will take on look at this effeminate self entitled, preachy goddess manchild crossdresser and beat the loving shit out of him, but it will really be that bad? Will most of the other criminals there not really care and simply won’t want anything to do with him. As long as he doesn’t annoy them personally? What kind of social experience we taking here?

He's still in jail, the medical ward to be exact. General pop prison is where the shit hits the fan. I doubt Aryan Brotherhood would accept and protect him since he's worthless, so he's fucked and will be bullied by niggos until he's released.

No Chris is isolated from the General Jail / Prison population for his own safety, Chris's case is unusual and has for where he lives caused a unprecedented amount of media attention and they are aware that he has some bizarre kind of fame associated with him.

The only time he might come into contact with someone is if he's getting moved from Cell to Cell or from Cell to court and even then he's unlikely to come into close prolonged contact with someone.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Will Chris make any friends in prison [...]?

Like the "paid Gal-Pals" and the "Teen Troon Squad"?

Chris has not and cannot really make friends anyway.

Even Chris' yearbook had no signatures in it at all.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

Will Chris make any friends in prison, everyone loves making the image like how he’ll be surrounded by burly tough 6’7 criminals who will take on look at this effeminate self entitled, preachy goddess manchild crossdresser and beat the loving shit out of him, but it will really be that bad? Will most of the other criminals there not really care and simply won’t want anything to do with him. As long as he doesn’t annoy them personally? What kind of social experience we taking here?

He might end up in a chill low security prison with other spergs that won't bully him but i doubt he will enjoy having to interact with other prisoners, regardless of how tame or friendly they might be, They won't be the weens that know his lore and pretend to kiss his ass like he is used to and all other inmates are going to be males exclusively, we how that alone is enough to frustate Chris.

 

[FightenGnome]

I guarantee you you could make a crapton of money auctioning off Chris' OCs. He's even higher profile now than he was before, and a crafty person could do a way better job marketing his stuff than Chris himself could. Just dribble it out slowly, be careful to work the prices on the top-tier stuff like original comic pages, etc.

I wouldn't even enter 14 BC if I couldn't easily make 8k USD off of Chris' stuff and I think it would require a decent amount of effort to prepare if you did have a clever marketing strategy for his Original Pieces and you would need to to add value to his total collection since the burden would be on raising the perceived value of his original works instead of reselling his purchased goods (the vidya and toys). Are there people out there willing to pay 80-100 dollars for an "Original Chris-Chan"? or 5-10 dollars for his Card Collections? or a three hundred dollars for a master copy issue of Sonichu?

This all seems like a gig I'd contract out to like a broke college student or a poor man trying to earn some extra untaxable income to head over to the storage lot post-auction and sort out Chris-Chan items, sell them for maximum value and earn a commission. I re-affirm my statement that the total value isn't a gold mine enough that I'd be willing to fly to Virginia and work for 2 or 3 months to make a profit off of Chris-Chan stuff. Maybe I've just grown lazy.

 

[Ophelia]

Like the "paid Gal-Pals" and the "Teen Troon Squad"?

Chris has not and cannot really make friends anyway.

Even Chris' yearbook had no signatures in it at all.

He had some buds who play Pokeman, but he gave them up for the idea guys junk.

 

[Dr. Silvestrechu]

Has anyone definitely solved how Chris bent his duck? Is it possible that it's been that way since birth? I've heard theories that sometimes an autists body will deliberately deform their genitals to prevent them from reproducing.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

Has anyone definitely solved how Chris bent his duck? Is it possible that it's been that way since birth? I've heard theories that sometimes an autists body will deliberately deform their genitals to prevent them from reproducing.

I've never heard of that happening, as a survival strategy do you have any source?

Also I think Chris may have had a slight deformity but he made it worse through some form of physical activity, he's written or talked about wrapping his dick with a wash cloth and he froze it for a jackass stunt and he's strapped it down with a strap on, it's quite likely he did something in his late teens or early 20's or a series of things and it cause it to deform.

 

[Shabobus]

Has anyone definitely solved how Chris bent his duck? Is it possible that it's been that way since birth? I've heard theories that sometimes an autists body will deliberately deform their genitals to prevent them from reproducing.

It doesn't do that. It's most likely some congenital defect like chordee.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

It doesn't do that. It's most likely some congenital defect like chordee.

I've just read about that, to much elastic tissue grows on one side or not enough it's interesting.

 

[Dr. Silvestrechu]

I've never heard of that happening, as a survival strategy do you have any source?

I made it up.

 

[sadtusk]

Something I've been wondering awhile,
during the 'Julie Reveals Herself' call, Bluespike gives Chris the choice to either burn his medallion or shove it up his ass.
has Chris ever given a reason to why he didn't just burn it?
or can anyone rationalize his decision.

 

[Holdek]

Something I've been wondering awhile,
during the 'Julie Reveals Herself' call, Bluespike gives Chris the choice to either burn his medallion or shove it up his ass.
has Chris ever given a reason to why he didn't just burn it?
or can anyone rationalize his decision.

Well, if he had burned it it would be destroyed, but since he put up his ass instead, he was able to just poop it out and rinse it off and wear it again.

 

[Ophelia]

Well, if he had burned it it would be destroyed, but since he put up his ass instead, he was able to just poop it out and rinse it off and wear it again.

He had to break it into pieces.

I read somewhere that he deformed the duck by masturbating on his stomach. But that might have been a kiwi making shit up.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

He had to break it into pieces.

I read somewhere that he deformed the duck by masturbating on his stomach. But that might have been a kiwi making shit up.

The rumor back on PVCC days was that he used to mass-debate by leaning against his two mattresses and he slipped somehow and that bent it. I doubt it's true because a penile fracture is a medical emergency, requiring urgent care, and we'd have heard about it many times if it had. I suspect it's just the way it is

 

[Holdek]

He had to break it into pieces.

You’re right. Reading the CWCki page again, it looks like there was some back and forth on if he should burn it or put it in his ass. At one point Bluespike demanded that he burn it and then stick it up his ass whole. But then he relented a bit.

 

[FightenGnome]

Has anyone definitely solved how Chris bent his duck? Is it possible that it's been that way since birth? I've heard theories that sometimes an autists body will deliberately deform their genitals to prevent them from reproducing.

I made it up.

I've never talked about the Duck thing before, probably because I don't see it as a problem. It makes as much sense as talking about his heterochromia. I think in prior discussions it was brought up as a reason why he found masturbation to be "painful" but I think the explanation for that has more to do with Chris not knowing how to jack it properly and either goes for long porn watching sessions with edging or death grips his Duck.

Regardless I don't think a weirdly shaped is going to disadvantage you in what you need it for.

Something I've been wondering awhile,
during the 'Julie Reveals Herself' call, Bluespike gives Chris the choice to either burn his medallion or shove it up his ass.
has Chris ever given a reason to why he didn't just burn it?
or can anyone rationalize his decision.

It is discussed in the Julie Reveals Herself call that Chris couldn't light the medal because he had nothing to light it with which makes sense. None of them smoked, they never cooked, they never went camping, never cared about the air quality and they never were prepared for shit. Also his parents expected so little of Chris that if they did light candles, they probably hid the lighter from him. He'd probably have to wake up Barb to ask for a lighter to burn his medal on camera for a teenager on the youtube if she had one.

Shoving it up your ass seemed to Chris, for whatever reason, the more reasonable choice instead of burning it or saying "Fuck no".

 

[Merried Seinor Coomer]

There's a 100% chance BlueSpike has trooned out by now