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I think some of items have some worth.

1) LEGO - it isn't a rocket-science to wash LEGO in a bath and decontaime it from Chris juice. Then they worth will be based on how rare parts Chris have (infomaniac minifigure is good priced if in good shape), they general shape (was Chris bitting them like a child?) etc. Have in mind that it will be impossible to rescue 100% of blocks, so they are little chance to have complet sets, so they will have value because they many.

2) vidiya - if Chris has any not dirty and not opened classic games for console-fags they will have some value (rather: nice value), but all of his used games will probably be in some way damaged by hism autism - dirty big boxes, instructions overwrited with his hand and so one.

3) electronics - some of internal parts will have value, but no one sane will buy for a normal price PS3 "modded" by Chris,

4) all the fluffy teddy bears from MLP - no value, they are probably very dirty and washing will did little good to them,

5) anything from paper - hell yeah, no idiot will buy coveredin dust and damaged comics or cards.

I will bet that it will possible to retrive few hundred USD from that garbage. Rather range 200-500, than 500-900.
 
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Don't forget his Transformers collection. If they aren't boxed and/or are missing pieces and/or are irredeemably navy-stained, then that could reduce the price or prevent sales on some of them, I suppose, but there are enough Transformers speds out there that a decent chunk of change might be able to be made on them.
 
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BigTubboWithLittleChina said:
Well, yeah. That's what I think as well. When Chris is hungering for tom-tom to pound, it's most certainly all about him. 'She' came FOR CWC, remember?
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Hahahaha I like to imagine there's an alternate timeline where Chris is a drunk frat boy at a party and actually uses that line and somehow comes across as cool or at least purposefully funny. What an absurd phrase.

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Nobody ever believes they were a janitor or a chamber-pot maid.
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Yep, it lacks glamour. If it is true I just wish I wasn't some beggar. Read enough historical accounts of people's lives and you realize a lot of it lacks glamour.

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Believe it or not a lot of older women tend to delusions of martyrdom while men almost always have delusions of being a God or a hot lesbian.
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I don't know, I've never heard of men having a delusion of being a hot lesbian outside of our boy Chris. There are other trannies though but they know they will never be a woman.
 
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Sprawy Handlowe PPHU said:
I think some of items have some worth.

1) LEGO - it isn't a rocket-science to wash LEGO in a bath and decontaime it from Chris juice. Then they worth will be based on how rare parts Chris have (infomaniac minifigure is good priced if in good shape), they general shape (was Chris bitting them like a child?) etc. Have in mind that it will be impossible to rescue 100% of blocks, so they are little chance to have complet sets, so they will have value because they many.

2) vidiya - if Chris has any not dirty and not opened classic games for console-fags they will have some value (rather: nice value), but all of his used games will probably be in some way damaged by hism autism - dirty big boxes, instructions overwrited with his hand and so one.

3) electronics - some of internal parts will have value, but no one sane will buy for a normal price PS3 "modded" by Chris,

4) all the fluffy teddy bears from MLP - no value, they are probably very dirty and washing will did little good to them,

5) anything from paper - hell yeah, no idiot will buy coveredin dust and damaged comics or cards.

I will bet that it will possible to retrive few hundred USD from that garbage. Rather range 200-500, than 500-900.
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If were having this conversation at an auction house lunch break, I'd probably value Chris' hoard over 500 and expect no less than 1k so would attempt to out bid you friend. The game market right now is in a bubble that you could easily liquidate for 1k if not more with some effort. While he lacks all the fancy stuff, he has hundreds of games, a few consoles and a few PSN accounts he could sell off.

List of Chris's video games - CWCki

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People will buy the shit cards, don't write them off either, though I agree on the bears and ponies, but I'd probably shelf the ponies for another 10 years when bronies start buying 5th gen editions of their ponies..

The issue really is one of "is the juice worth the squeeze?". Chris' collection has value in it, but it's the value of a month or 2 of a full time job near minimum wage. Do you want to spend 8 hours a day digging through Chris' shit, cleaning them off, researching their value, create listings for them, ship them and monitor them for like 2k-4k? I think the man who would do it couldn't afford the initial investment of buying the collection and the man who could afford the initial investment wouldn't want to do it.

and yes that would be my assessment of Chris' collection probably being at 2k with 4k being the highest but still being realistic.
 
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Swan said:
It's Thanksgiving, Kiwis.
Chris is sitting in his cell at Central Virginia Regional Jail, talking to himself about the dimension merge and probably dry humping his self-blessed Turkish prayer rugs.
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Do you guys think they gave Chris a Thanksgiving dinner in jail? Is that something they typically do?
 
It's possible. Although the odds are that it was pretty basic. The exact details of what gets served apparently vary from jail to jail: perhaps unsurprisingly, though, if the inmates want a genuinely good Thanksgiving dinner, then they need to be prepared to pool resources and pitch in for it together.

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What People Eat For Thanksgiving Behind Bars

The gravy brings all the boys to the yard.
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Swan said:
Barbs mother gave birth to her when she was 14 or 15, and her father was in his 30s at the time. There very well could be some kind of trauma there.
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No, Barb was born in 1941. Barb's parents got MARRIED in 1926 when her mother was 14 or 15. Given that that getting married in your mid teens was not unusual at the time (lower than average, but not unusual), there probably wasn't a huge stigma/trauma attached to it.

I suspect the bigger issue was that Barb separated herself from her family, while the rest of them seem to have stayed together. Supposedly it was over Barb trying to steal the boyfriend/fiance of one of her sisters. While people have speculated that it was Tom, I'm unsure as Barb supposedly left not long after graduation in 1960, and Tom and Harriett got married in 1964, which is an awfully long time to wait to get married in the mid 20th century. Of course we don't have very good details on this since it's all been filtered through Chris.

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and yes that would be my assessment of Chris' collection probably being at 2k with 4k being the highest but still being realistic.
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Sprawy Handlowe PPHU said:
I will bet that it will possible to retrive few hundred USD from that garbage. Rather range 200-500, than 500-900.
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I guarantee you you could make a crapton of money auctioning off Chris' OCs. He's even higher profile now than he was before, and a crafty person could do a way better job marketing his stuff than Chris himself could. Just dribble it out slowly, be careful to work the prices on the top-tier stuff like original comic pages, etc.
 
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If Chris was given a proposal to be released from jail on one condition: Beat the game Dark Souls. How many years would it take for him to finish it?
 
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If Chris was given a proposal to be released from jail on one condition: Beat the game Dark Souls. How many years would it take for him to finish it?
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He never would, not because it would be impossible but because he's so lazy he'd rather be behind bars than work.
 
Tikbalang said:
If Chris was given a proposal to be released from jail on one condition: Beat the game Dark Souls. How many years would it take for him to finish it?
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Maybe if he got lucky RNG and followed a walk through YouTube guide on easy mode, I think you would be better off offering “China” lmao
 
It’s not possible for two people to be Jesus at the same time. How can Chris Chan be Jesus if so many other people right now are saying they are Jesus? Somebody has to be lying here. Sometimes even I think that I might be Jesus. I mean, it would make sense. But I don’t know that. I can’t rule it out entirely either.
 
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It’s not possible for two people to be Jesus at the same time. How can Chris Chan be Jesus if so many other people right now are saying they are Jesus? Somebody has to be lying here. Sometimes even I think that I might be Jesus. I mean, it would make sense. But I don’t know that. I can’t rule it out entirely either.
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Hasn't this happened in mental wards in the past where they have locked up Nepoleons and Jesus complex people up together and they all end up just pitying each other for being obviously ill?
 
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Will Chris make any friends in prison, everyone loves making the image like how he’ll be surrounded by burly tough 6’7 criminals who will take on look at this effeminate self entitled, preachy goddess manchild crossdresser and beat the loving shit out of him, but it will really be that bad? Will most of the other criminals there not really care and simply won’t want anything to do with him. As long as he doesn’t annoy them personally? What kind of social experience we taking here?
 
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