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Did Chris watch a lot of professional wrestling/boxing when he was a kid?

I was watching some of Muhammad Ali's famous trash talking clips and realized that Chris Chan addresses his trolls in a very similar way.

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It's pretty obvious to anyone that has followed Chris over the years that he talks to his "audience" as if the entire world is watching him and views him as a famous 'champion' of some sort (this has been discussed to death tbh) but I never realized until watching these clips that he really has always addressed his trolls like a prize fighter...

Anyone know if he used to watch boxing with Bob or something when he was really little? I honestly feel like this is probably pretty unlikely but I'm sure he watched WWE like every kid in the 90s.
 
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CerealKilla420 said:
Did Chris watch a lot of professional wrestling/boxing when he was a kid?

I was watching some of Muhammad Ali's famous trash talking clips and realized that Chris Chan addresses his trolls in a very similar way.

www.youtube.com

Muhammad Ali engaging in some of his famous trash talk

Subscribe to Iconic: http://bit.ly/zVEuIYA compilation of some of Muhammad Ali's most famous trash talk.
www.youtube.com www.youtube.com

It's pretty obvious to anyone that has followed Chris over the years that he talks to his "audience" as if the entire world is watching him and views him as a famous 'champion' of some sort (this has been discussed to death tbh) but I never realized until watching these clips that he really has always addressed his trolls like a prize fighter...

Anyone know if he used to watch boxing with Bob or something when he was really little? I honestly feel like this is probably pretty unlikely but I'm sure he watched WWE like every kid in the 90s.
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I doubt it he would be very uncomfortable with buff men's bodies(mostly men's nipples). As well, for wrestling, he might think it's real or might make him gay.
 
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Hogar Grupal said:
"Soul-bonding." I have a feeling Chris saw that episode of Rick and Morty (hell, he took C-197 for his dimensional merge BS) where dragons literally got off to each other by bonding their souls. It doesn't help Chris' case every time he uses that word to try and defend his actions.
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Which makes me wish that he's just masturbating thinking about Barb, which makes him still a creep but she's unharmed.
Phalanges Mycologist said:
Yea Chris would be more like KingCobraJFS (from what little I know about him).
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They are quite similar from being a hoarder to a new age enthusiast
 
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thegooddoctor said:
I don’t agree with this at all, @BigTubboWithLittleChina is right, I never really feel that Chris ever had serious Gender issues, If he did he would have invested serious help into transitioning and getting real gender reassignment surgery, he would also be far more into SJW politics and would be far more fragile and strung about being called a male (yeah even Moreso if we’ve anything to on by the vast amount of SJW/ Tumblr/ snowflake transgender Lolcow communities the site has documented) Also there’s also the fact that Chris never really displayed any particular ‘female qualities or issues throughout his child or teen years. Normally those that experience real gender dysphoria about feeling like the opposite sex in their own body, would have more recorded instances of Female or masculine behaviour wearing clothes of their opposite gender, playing with ‘girly’ or ‘boyish’ toys or takin LG an interest in media that typically the opposite gender would enjoy.

Even in his early adult years Chris is never reported to have ever really shown signs of ever once being interested in looking more like a woman, he always identified very strongly as a Adult Male and STRAIGHT ‘Virgin with Rage’ who was obsessed with getting female sex, and any signs of his own sex came from his weird hatred of Males in general because he believed they were all JERKS who were on a mission to steal all the pretty girls away from him and ruin his Love Quest for whatever vendetta they had against him. For being a True and Honest Kind and Hardworking Autistic Individual and not because he was being an obnoxious, smelly, selfish and mean spirited douche harassing younger women and making a nuisance to the general public.

My main point is that Chris really didn’t ever start showing any signs of ‘dyshoria’ until his late 20s and probably became a Tomgirl simply as another attempt to be more successful and score with more women by attempting to be one himself. This was perhaps a response to his years of Internet assfuckery and being humiliated by so many female trolls that it warped him into using his tranny status as a means of intel to try and get with ‘da ladies’ Chris had always had an intense hatred of other men mainly due to his sheer unbridled jealousy towards Successful and stereotypical ‘Men’ with better looks, jobs, money and more success with women than him. So he became a woman not out of any real desire to transition or any real gender confusion, but because he believes that woman were generally ‘kinder’ and ‘sweeter’ and generally more accepting and less judgmental than those god damn MALE JERKS.

TL:biggrin:R: Chris uses his Troon status as a persona not as a result of any serious gender Dysphoria/ Transgender Issues. He uses it for China and simply because his hatred of MALES Is out of jealously for them being mainly Trolls or historically more successful people with looks, money talent and being better at scoring with the opposite sex than he is.
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My issue with this line of thinking is when has Chris ever cared what anyone else wants? It’s always all about him.

I don’t think he’d keep up the charade this long if it was just to get laid, I think he does believe himself to be female in the same way he believes himself to be part Sonichu or an eternal 21 year old, being transgender just happens to be the one thing that’s socially acceptable.

But I agree it’s somewhat to do with his dislike of men but being trans now has a very different meaning than it did in the past (Say 2000/2010’s) where it was basically ‘Woman trapped in male body who wants society to view them as female’/ gender dysphoria, now it’s more a subculture where they declare themselves to be mentally female (This mainly means sexist stereotypes but they usually refuse to elaborate) and instead of dysphoria they want people to know they aren’t a horrible straight cis white man, they’re a empowered trans lesbian! And it doesn't even matter how they look physically or if they have a feminine penis.

Chris isn’t really clued up on social justice culture though so I doubt he’s using that logic but he shares their dislike of men and likes the clout of being viewed as marginalised and the special perks it brings but he is VERY much like other autistic troons where it’s all about the fantasy of being a lesbian based mostly on fictional young characters and a great way to do a 180 on their sexuality where before people would claim they’re a creepy incel and are ridiculed but now progressive culture is forced to celebrate their sexuality even though it’s the same as before.
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"Soul-bonding." I have a feeling Chris saw that episode of Rick and Morty (hell, he took C-197 for his dimensional merge BS) where dragons literally got off to each other by bonding their souls. It doesn't help Chris' case every time he uses that word to try and defend his actions.
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That actually makes a lot of sense.
 
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Nikes_JustDoIt said:
The messiah makes sense in jail because he thinks he is better than the rest of the males, making him like Jesus in Chris's mind.
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I think you hit the points pretty well in your post except this line

Chris is LARPing as Jesus because he is consoomer and has no identity outside what he consooms. He doesn't have cartoons in jail so he is larping as the only media he has access to, a Bible.
 
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How much do you think Chris' hoard circa ehhh 2009 was worth?

This is excluding bob's estate, ehat ever nick-nacks bard had and the house it self.
Not sure where I saw it but I remember some one had a pretty good idea of everything he had back then (even his freaking DLCs he didnt have games for) and what they where going for on ebay.
So excluding 'relics' (sonic totem, original comic pages yadda yadda)
How much in total would his worldy possessions go for?
 
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Sprawy Handlowe PPHU said:
I think about one question. Very disturbing.

Was Barb the very first one person that Chris forced or try to force into intercourse? In web is documented the better (sic!) side of CWC history. But what if the incest saga was only a tip of a iceberg - iceberg of sexual abuse in Chandlers familly?

I'm just pretty afraid that touching Meghan can be something more than touching in Chris plans.
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Barbs mother gave birth to her when she was 14 or 15, and her father was in his 30s at the time. There very well could be some kind of trauma there.

I don’t think anybody particularly pushed Chris to start his love quest - he just realized he was a horny 20-something year old who wanted china. His stalking of Meghan was on his own accord.
 
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Pickle Inspector said:
I disagree with that, Chris seems to be very stereotypical of autistic troons in that they do believe themselves to be female but it's mostly based on identifiying with cartoon characters, anime characters (As well as other fictional females) and their stereotypical idea of a woman, or more specifically not an adult woman of their age but their idea of a quirky adolecence - twenty something (Chris going further than most troons and declaring himself trans aged but I wouldn't be surpised if that becomes more common in the future too) and also like other troons deep down they're pretty hypocritical in that they want someone with XX chromosomes despite expecting everyone else to consider them 100% female.
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thegooddoctor said:
My main point is that Chris really didn’t ever start showing any signs of ‘dyshoria’ until his late 20s and probably became a Tomgirl simply as another attempt to be more successful and score with more women by attempting to be one himself. This was perhaps a response to his years of Internet assfuckery and being humiliated by so many female trolls that it warped him into using his tranny status as a means of intel to try and get with ‘da ladies’

TL:biggrin:R: Chris uses his Troon status as a persona not as a result of any serious gender Dysphoria/ Transgender Issues. He uses it for China and simply because his hatred of MALES Is out of jealously for them being mainly Trolls or historically more successful people with looks, money talent and being better at scoring with the opposite sex than he is.
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This argument has been done a lot on here. Though I would say Pickle Inspector is more correct than this idea that Chris is in it because he thinks it will make it easier for him to slay puss. I think Chris did it for multiple reasons, so here is my hot take:

1. He did it because he was so into women that he had a deeper understanding of feminine things he liked than masculine ones.

2. He's a narcissist that gets off on the idea of getting off to himself but as a woman.

3. And most importantly, he's doing it for protection.

I want to elaborate on 3. Chris deciding to become a Tranny coincided with the time Bob died and hence organized trolling wasn't as intense. He drifted towards the LGBT community who, while friendly to newcomers, are hostile to their opponents, especially in the case of the T part, and way more effective at it than other internet communities. Finally, and let's be honest here, while women have their own sets of problems unique to them, society is much kinder to women than they are to men. Women get lighter sentences, people are more likely to see their faux pas as quirky and not weird, if a man punches a man it's a fight if a man punches a woman he's a monster, and if a woman doesn't work she isn't considered a loser bum like a man is.

It reminds me of an episode from the earlier seasons of Venture Bros when Brock (a government agent) is tasked with killing his old colonel who went AWOL. His colonel used to use the phrase "no women and no children" when they were on missions as to who to not kill as it "sets us a part from the badies". He finds out where the Colonel is and goes to kill him only to find out he's under anesthetic for a sex change operation. Brock comes to the conclusion that "he wanted out" and spares him.

Not to be too Soyish but I feel that highlights an aspect of Chris' transexuality that's not often discussed. I don't think Chris did it to score or because he "is a woman on the inside" or LARPing, I think he did it because it was the only way out. The more trans he got, the more left alone he got (by coincidence) he had a ready made community waiting for him, he's a protected class member now, and he can act however he wants and get a slap on the wrist. If you're a dude and he does something to annoy you, some libtard will go "Why are you harassing that woman!" if you're a girl and he does something to annoy you, some idiot will go "Why are you harassing that transwoman!"

If the MSNBC media narrative is true, and Straight White Christian Males ran everything in America and could get away with anything in America, Chris would be that. If claiming you're going against the Bible, America and Tradition, like the Bush-era was portrayed as on TV, had any consequences you'd have Classic Chris back. If one thing has proven true about Chris-Chan, is he's been on top of negative social trends for years. He was a pioneer of the super media consumer, the manchild phenomena, the incel movement, the trans movement, and possibly the incest movement (future date undetermined).

Sprawy Handlowe PPHU said:
I think about one question. Very disturbing.

Was Barb the very first one person that Chris forced or try to force into intercourse? In web is documented the better (sic!) side of CWC history. But what if the incest saga was only a tip of a iceberg - iceberg of sexual abuse in Chandlers familly?

I'm just pretty afraid that touching Meghan can be something more than touching in Chris plans.
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Chris' mother's side has a history of weird sexual shit. IIRC, young marriages, infidelity and teenage pregnancy. That would be the Weston's though not the Chandler's.
 
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My issue with this line of thinking is when has Chris ever cared what anyone else wants? It’s always all about him.
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Well, yeah. That's what I think as well. When Chris is hungering for tom-tom to pound, it's most certainly all about him. 'She' came FOR CWC, remember?

I don’t think he’d keep up the charade this long if it was just to get laid, I think he does believe himself to be female in the same way he believes himself to be part Sonichu or an eternal 21 year old
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I don't think that he believes himself to be any of those things. As I've said so often before, he wants to believe that badly but knows at heart that it's bullshit. However, it all adds to his roleplay fantasies, and he's retreating to those ever more as Life in general falls apart for him.

Chris loves to fantasise that he's many things that he's not, including a hot lesbian that all of the other hot lesbians want to do the fuck on. I know that I'm repeating myself, so I'll leave it at that.
 
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BullDogsLipBrandClamjuice said:
How much do you think Chris' hoard circa ehhh 2009 was worth?
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Probably worth less than the cost of cataloging and selling it off. Maybe if you just spent a few minutes cherrypicking it and selling a few of the rare undamaged, un-be-splooged items and sold them, you'd get $20 or so out of your time after subtracting out the time spent selling, packaging and shipping it. You'd make better money picking through junk in a dump.

Chris's hoard would be a huge dud if you got it in Storage Wars.
 
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