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[SaintChristopher69]

Spoiler: Excerpt from 'Bob's letter to Chris'

"I also expect you to never disappoint yourself. If you think you are at a dead end at something you are trying to do, just stand back, and if it is meant to be, an answer or break will appear. Just remember, there are many sides to a mountain and many ways to climb it. If you get stopped, back off, regroup, and try another way. If you are still not successful, maybe it is not meant to be. Accept is as experience and go after something else for a while. If it is meant to be, having it on the backburner simmering for a while is not bad. It will pop up again, and the way to attain it will be there. Everything in its time. Your mother and I have done our best for you, and in return we expect at least that from you, for yourself, and your children"

The letter Bob had written for Chris in 1987 randomly came into my head, and it made me realize how his death has arguably had the biggest impact out of anything in his life.

It's heartbreaking, because Bob was genuinely proud of his son, and obviously wanted to forge a relationship with him early on. His optimism about his son's future, as well as his hopes that had saved enough money to send Chris to college. Little did we know that he'd eventually get cucked by his own son.

 

[Stupidface]

A YouTuber wrote Chris for content. It was bound to happen. The response was written January 4th, and he posted the video today. It's a lot more "I'm Jesus" nonsense.

All highlights were done by said YouTuber, not Chris. The video is not worth over 30 minutes just for this shit, but regardless I've uploaded it at the bottom of this post.

Spoiler: Gift from Chris

 

[ToroidalBoat]

"Honor Roll" now thinks the toon world is the real world, and "universe 1218" is already "gone", with only "Earth 1218" left.

(Chris Chan Sent Me His Most Disturbing Letter Yet! Did he save his mums life? - YouTube)

Also those "exceptional" labels Chris sends were featured in an exhibit along with stuff about Peter Popoff:

CWC jail art at my university : ChrisChanSonichu.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

It’s a shame though that’ll we’ll almost certainly never know the real story due to the veracity of Chris’s retellings of events in his life, and any chances of finding someone who even is remotely connected to any of the people from an event we’ll over 25 years ago is slim to none.

Exactly. I'd love to hear exactly what was said in that private meeting between Chris and Mary Lee Walsh. Accounts differ quite strongly - was Chris pretending to be Sonichu, pretending to talk with Sonichu, or both? Nobody seems quite sure - and there's also the fond imagining of him doing that stupid gesture and yelling curse-ye-ha-me-has at her. There's nothing that I'd love an accurate record of more in Christory - whether tape-recorded, a simple paper transcript, anything. But it ain't gonna happen. Sigh, as they say.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

I hope Chris doesn’t learn about the Chip & Dale Rescue Rangers movie. That would totally validate the merge, especially since The Ponies are in it.

 

[NortonAntiVirus]

I hope Chris doesn’t learn about the Chip & Dale Rescue Rangers movie. That would totally validate the merge, especially since The Ponies are in it.

What a great and cool movie tho.

Oh wait, there is a new one.... omfg the MLP ponies are in it, and it's an actual version of Chris's shitty stories about the cartoon and real world merging. My god.

 

[Hopkinsville Goblin]

Someone at the University of North Texas printed out a giant holy label and displayed it in the student union. It was apparently removed a few hours later. Link

 

[Pickle Inspector]

We're talking about Chris here.
I could 100% see the a-logs fucking their mothers just to prove they can do it better than Chris, and they'd be here posting like:

"As someone with autism, I'll admit I've been having sex with my elderly mother now for months, but I make sure she enjoys it (unlike Chris who probably doesn't even pay attention to her pleasure) and I'm not so stupid as to tell anyone about it! It's people like Chris who refuse to learn how to behave or take responsibility for their actions who give people like me who have autism have such a bad reputation. And the part I hate most is that he's a hypocrite who thinks he's so much better than everyone else!

I get so angry about it I feel like I'm going to cry sometimes. I hope this time he faces the punishment he deserves!"


The issue with people like Chris is that the amount of supervision they'd require not to screw up everything would cost more than they'd be able to produce.

Since we won't let them just die, that means the most economically efficacious option is to just pay them to fuck off and stay out of everyone's hair.

Now you mention it Chris is pretty much a real world straw man played completely straight and if he was fictional people would complain that the character is too over the top and preposterous.

For example first Chris was transgender which then led in Sonichu to him admitting to also being trans aged and trans species or Chris got in to new age mysticism and all of a sudden he’s having sex with his mother to ‘heal’ her.

 

[Hopkinsville Goblin]

I missed the Peter Popoff photos until now. I guess Popoff sends off spam emails begging for $40 and in return you get a magic banner ad that you're supposed to touch to get a thousand dollars. The UNT artist combined the Popoff ad with Chris Chan's holy labels.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

It's a lot more "I'm Jesus" nonsense.

Couldn't see that yesterday when I posted right after because KF was borked.

Also Chris finally explains what he means with that stupid "Sonichu Cross", like that pool noodle at the bottom. Of course it's a fusing of MLP and Neptunia, so Idea Guys contamination is still in his TV-fried brain. Also it reminds me of when he finally explained "Merried Seinor Comic", after learning people didn't know what he meant then.

 

[Pointless Sperg]

Couldn't see that yesterday when I posted right after because KF was borked.

Also Chris finally clearly explains what that stupid "cutie mark" means, like the "pool noodle" at the bottom.

(it's a fusing of MLP and Neptunia so Idea Guys contamination is still in his TV-fried brain)

He also gives probably the most detailed explanation of "soul bonding" that we've seen.

I assume the mist was AXE body spray.

 

[Stupidface]

Couldn't see that yesterday when I posted right after because KF was borked.

Also Chris finally clearly explains what that stupid "cutie mark" means, like the "pool noodle" at the bottom.

(it's a fusing of MLP and Neptunia so Idea Guys contamination is still in his TV-fried brain)

I figured, it was pretty impossible to upload initially. Glad things are back for now.

He explained some of it in the letter Kengle revealed in its entirety recently but this explains the Neptunia interpretation a little better. I guess idea guys bullshit will just be ingrained in Chris' life forever, not that it was a leap to say such before this insane event. He's been consistent with this imagery and what each part is, so figure we'll be seeing it for a long time.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

I guess idea guys bullshit will just be ingrained in Chris' life forever, not that it was a leap to say such before this insane event.

I like what a Kiwi said as quoted on CWCki: "Idea Guy is like glitter. We're gonna be finding bits of him in Chris's ramblings for years."

The Idea Guys sure messed Chris up badly. Before Bella, they were arguably the worst weens (at least aside from the "Teen Troon Squad").

 

[Pointless Sperg]

I like what a Kiwi said as quoted on CWCki: "Idea Guy is like glitter. We're gonna be finding bits of him in Chris's ramblings for years."

The Idea Guys sure messed Chris up badly. Before Bella, they were arguably the worst weens (at least aside from the "Teen Troon Squad").

TTS while feeding Chris' delusions, were harmless in comparison. Plus they got Chris to smoke weed.

 

[thegooddoctor]

What would happen if some rich ultra-ween gave Chris shelter in their home after he’s one day released and gave him a ton of money of money as support, sheerly out of spite to piss of A- logs and haters of Chris. How would you react?

 

[Pointless Sperg]

What would happen if some rich ultra-ween gave Chris shelter in their home after he’s one day released and gave him a ton of money of money as support, sheerly out of spite to piss of A- logs and haters of Chris. How would you react?

No reaction because Chris would be broke again in short order, unless the money came in the form of a monthly cruise ship to complement the tugboat.

 

[Optimus Prime]

What would happen if some rich ultra-ween gave Chris shelter in their home after he’s one day released and gave him a ton of money of money as support, sheerly out of spite to piss of A- logs and haters of Chris. How would you react?

I'd laugh.

The thing about Chris is that he doesn't appreciate it whenever anybody actually shows some fucking decency and kindness his way, any charity he gets is stuff he feels he fucking deserves just by existing. And he'll piss away the money on dumb shit instantly, we already saw this when he did ebay stuff where he had to beg for money to actually ship stuff people already paid for, because he burned the money the moment it dropped into his accounts.

And living with Chris? HA! The literal motherfucker had some pretty fucking awful hygene by choice when living at 14BC so I wouldn't really call it 'getting one on the a-logs and haters' when you have a man once described as smelling of 'rotting watermelons' in your abode.

It's essentially 'If You Give a Mouse a Cookie' except instead of a cute rodent story for kids, it's a 40 year old who thinks he's an anime girl video game console pony god that had sex with his own mother.

 

[Hopkinsville Goblin]

What would happen if some rich ultra-ween gave Chris shelter in their home after he’s one day released and gave him a ton of money of money as support, sheerly out of spite to piss of A- logs and haters of Chris. How would you react?

It would make a pretty good reality show.

 

[A-№1]

Oh wait, there is a new one.... omfg the MLP ponies are in it, and it's an actual version of Chris's shitty stories about the cartoon and real world merging. My god.

The stupidest of audiences may not have the most money, but are the easiest to get money out of.

How would you react?

A fool and his money are soon parted. It won't change the inevitable.

Besides, "some lego" vendors and other such businesses will make much better use of that money than weens or Chris ever would.

It would make a pretty good reality show.

Only because smellovision still hasn't been invented.

 

[Strange Wilderness]

What would happen if some rich ultra-ween gave Chris shelter in their home after he’s one day released and gave him a ton of money of money as support, sheerly out of spite to piss of A- logs and haters of Chris. How would you react?

I've always wondered how Chris would react to getting a shitload of money. Part of me thinks because of his history of impulse buying and never saving a penny that he'd be broke in a year like all those lottery winners you hear about. Another part of me thinks that Chris would actually hold on to that money longer than expected just because of his lifestyle and interests. Chris has no interest in typical adult things so I can't see him wasting his money on sports cars, fancy dinners at five star restaurants, a big fancy mansion, expensive clothes or luxury vacations in the Caribbean like you would expect a recent lottery winner to blow his money on. For years Chris was fine driving shitbox cars, the fanciest place he dined at was Applebees, he had no interest of moving out of a lower-middle class house that had been turned into a landfill, he bought all his clothes at Goodwill, and his big vacation was going to be flying to a pony convention in Washington. Chris's interests are children's toys, video games, card games, fast food, cartoons, and sex toys. All stuff that burns money but nowhere near the same rate as someone living a lavish lifestyle. If Chris did get a million dollars from some Ween I could see him holding onto it for longer than expected just because his overall lifestyle is so low budget white trash that he would just keep living that life while wasting all the money on his childish interests.

That is assuming his lifestyle isn't due to not having a lot of money in his life and being limited in what he can waste his meager funds on.