Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[A-№1]

I've always wondered how Chris would react to getting a shitload of money.

Chris doesn't earn the money he spends, so to him a million dollars is just a number. No matter how much money Chris has, he always spends it on trash and ends up begging for more from weens. He only stops spending when his card is declined for lack of funds. If he somehow acquired a fortune, it would only mean 14BLC would have filled up and burned down faster. Rebuild. Rinse. Repeat.

 

[Hopkinsville Goblin]

I've always wondered how Chris would react to getting a shitload of money. Part of me thinks because of his history of impulse buying and never saving a penny that he'd be broke in a year like all those lottery winners you hear about. Another part of me thinks that Chris would actually hold on to that money longer than expected just because of his lifestyle and interests. Chris has no interest in typical adult things so I can't see him wasting his money on sports cars, fancy dinners at five star restaurants, a big fancy mansion, expensive clothes or luxury vacations in the Caribbean like you would expect a recent lottery winner to blow his money on. For years Chris was fine driving shitbox cars, the fanciest place he dined at was Applebees, he had no interest of moving out of a lower-middle class house that had been turned into a landfill, he bought all his clothes at Goodwill, and his big vacation was going to be flying to a pony convention in Washington. Chris's interests are children's toys, video games, card games, fast food, cartoons, and sex toys. All stuff that burns money but nowhere near the same rate as someone living a lavish lifestyle. If Chris did get a million dollars from some Ween I could see him holding onto it for longer than expected just because his overall lifestyle is so low budget white trash that he would just keep living that life while wasting all the money on his childish interests.

That is assuming his lifestyle isn't due to not having a lot of money in his life and being limited in what he can waste his meager funds on.

He could get into legal trouble again and if he had access to money, he would likely pay for another expensive lawyer like Rob Bell to make it go away. He cost enough to burn through whatever inheritance Bob had left his family. Chris said this amount was in the tens of thousands of dollars.

Chris and Barb drive crappy cars out of necessity, I think. Chris would probably like a nicer, more reliable one, which he would ruin somehow, either through lack of maintenance, getting into accidents, or with bizarre Sonichu-related customizations. And he'd probably buy one for Barb too. He has bought her expensive gifts before like the $400 gold necklace.

Regarding video games, with enough money Chris would likely buy every video game he could find. He would buy games and leave them sealed on his shelves. And he'd buy a lot of Lego sets too, and they'd be the big ones. Those can be several hundreds of dollars each, and you just know he'd buy a whole pile of the Sonic kits.

 

[Ophelia]

I've always wondered how Chris would react to getting a shitload of money. Part of me thinks because of his history of impulse buying and never saving a penny that he'd be broke in a year like all those lottery winners you hear about. Another part of me thinks that Chris would actually hold on to that money longer than expected just because of his lifestyle and interests. Chris has no interest in typical adult things so I can't see him wasting his money on sports cars, fancy dinners at five star restaurants, a big fancy mansion, expensive clothes or luxury vacations in the Caribbean like you would expect a recent lottery winner to blow his money on. For years Chris was fine driving shitbox cars, the fanciest place he dined at was Applebees, he had no interest of moving out of a lower-middle class house that had been turned into a landfill, he bought all his clothes at Goodwill, and his big vacation was going to be flying to a pony convention in Washington. Chris's interests are children's toys, video games, card games, fast food, cartoons, and sex toys. All stuff that burns money but nowhere near the same rate as someone living a lavish lifestyle. If Chris did get a million dollars from some Ween I could see him holding onto it for longer than expected just because his overall lifestyle is so low budget white trash that he would just keep living that life while wasting all the money on his childish interests.

That is assuming his lifestyle isn't due to not having a lot of money in his life and being limited in what he can waste his meager funds on.

He would be conned out of a large amount very quickly. Especially since he’s into new age woowoo crystals. Some of those rocks are very expensive.

He buys junk on ebay for much more than it’s worth just because it’s convenient.

 

[Nikes_JustDoIt]

I've always wondered how Chris would react to getting a shitload of money. Part of me thinks because of his history of impulse buying and never saving a penny that he'd be broke in a year like all those lottery winners you hear about. Another part of me thinks that Chris would actually hold on to that money longer than expected just because of his lifestyle and interests. Chris has no interest in typical adult things so I can't see him wasting his money on sports cars, fancy dinners at five star restaurants, a big fancy mansion, expensive clothes or luxury vacations in the Caribbean like you would expect a recent lottery winner to blow his money on. For years Chris was fine driving shitbox cars, the fanciest place he dined at was Applebees, he had no interest of moving out of a lower-middle class house that had been turned into a landfill, he bought all his clothes at Goodwill, and his big vacation was going to be flying to a pony convention in Washington. Chris's interests are children's toys, video games, card games, fast food, cartoons, and sex toys. All stuff that burns money but nowhere near the same rate as someone living a lavish lifestyle. If Chris did get a million dollars from some Ween I could see him holding onto it for longer than expected just because his overall lifestyle is so low budget white trash that he would just keep living that life while wasting all the money on his childish interests.

That is assuming his lifestyle isn't due to not having a lot of money in his life and being limited in what he can waste his meager funds on.

They buy a second house just so there can be a second hoard.

 

[thegooddoctor]

Chris doesn't earn the money he spends, so to him a million dollars is just a number. No matter how much money Chris has, he always spends it on trash and ends up begging for more from weens. He only stops spending when his card is declined for lack of funds. If he somehow acquired a fortune, it would only mean 14BLC would have filled up and burned down faster. Rebuild. Rinse. Repeat.

Obvious but what if Chris won the 100
(or several hundred) million dollar lottery? He absolutely could drastically change his life and probably get all the china and life he wanted. It really would completely change his life for the better, with that insane amount surely.

 

[Ophelia]

Obvious but what if Chris won the 100 million dollar lottery?

Someone would make 100 million by telling Chris they have a moon laser pointed at his imaginary town.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

I've always wondered how Chris would react to getting a shitload of money

Isn't he going to leave jail with like 12 months of back SSDI?

 

[Lucky Jim]

He'll never find another job because employers know how to use google. There's more than enough there to keep Chris unemployed even without the weenery.

He'll never find a job again because he's not comfortable proceeding with an interview unless he goes home and makes sure his toys are safe and sound

 

[Pointless Sperg]

Isn't he going to leave jail with like 12 months of back SSDI?

We still don't know if Barb used it.

Even if it's there it's probably going to be yoinked in fees for placing him somewhere.

 

[Niggaplease]

why does chris think hes jesus now?
did he just went mad in the cell, after reading both the bible and the koran or what?

 

[also autistic]

I wonder how Barb is doing and what she thinks of Chris now?

 

[A-№1]

He absolutely could drastically change his life and probably get all the china and life he wanted. It really would completely change his life for the better, with that insane amount surely.

No.

Three quarters of lottery winners end up broke and a third end up bankrupt, and they manage that without even being Chris and Barb.

Isn't he going to leave jail with like 12 months of back SSDI?

Maybe. Three possibilities:

1. Barb has been spending it (we haven't seen foreclosure notice on 14BLC). Chris could go after her in the courts to get it back, but that's blood from a turnip.
2. It was turned off, and Chris (or the tard home he's place in more likely) will have to go through the process of getting it turned back on and claiming the amount accrued.
3. It's sitting in his bank account from direct deposit, and the tard home or a designated payee will take it all against his expenses.

We'll know when he gets out from how much "some lego" he wastes money on.

He'll never find a job again because he's not comfortable proceeding with an interview unless he goes home and makes sure his toys are safe and sound

He'll never find a job again because he doesn't have to. That will change when the tugboat runs out.

 

[Ophelia]

why does chris think hes jesus now?
did he just went mad in the cell, after reading both the bible and the koran or what?

Because he’s a lame tard who likes to pretend he’s special. The Bible almost definitely inspired this current game of make believe.

 

[A-№1]

why does chris think hes jesus now?

Why does Chris think he's a woman? Same reason.

If you were Chris, wouldn't you also want to be something else other than Chris?

 

[Pointless Sperg]

No.

Three quarters of lottery winners end up broke and a third end up bankrupt, and they manage that without even being Chris and Barb.

Lotteries need to stop having the lump cash payment and instead force you to choose either the monthly payment payout, or transfer the lump to an authorized trust fund that still only pays out monthly.

The exception would be if you are a CPA or have similar financial certifications.

 

[LordHaveMercy]

I'm somewhat shocked at the total radio silence since the most recent continuance. Every day I think we might here something, but so far nothing any later than January has surfaced.
Anyone thoughts as to why? I'd imagine weens would be doing everything in their power to be the first to break Chris's response regarding another 5 months of jail to the net.
Unless Chris has gone catatonic or his lawyer put the fear of godbear into him, I'm surprised he's not calling every ween he has the number of, ordering them to start an insurrection just to force Biden to pardon him.

 

[A-№1]

Lotteries need to stop having the lump cash payment and instead force you to choose either the monthly payment payout, or transfer the lump to an authorized trust fund that still only pays out monthly.

It doesn't make a difference. Either they spend the lump sum all at once and end up broke, or they go so deep into debt expecting the monthly payments to pay for everything that they go bankrupt when it doesn't.

People don't spend money on lottery tickets because they are good at math.

Seriously, I know someone who buys multiple lottery tickets every week, all with the same numbers to "increase her odds of winning". I keep trying to explain how it doesn't work that way, but she is adamant. And she can legally drive a car and vote.

 

[TheShortWaveCerealKiller]

I'm somewhat shocked at the total radio silence since the most recent continuance. Every day I think we might here something, but so far nothing any later than January has surfaced.
Anyone thoughts as to why? I'd imagine weens would be doing everything in their power to be the first to break Chris's response regarding another 5 months of jail to the net.
Unless Chris has gone catatonic or his lawyer put the fear of godbear into him, I'm surprised he's not calling every ween he has the number of, ordering them to start an insurrection just to force Biden to pardon him.

Its pretty obvious that has either been told to shut the fuck up or the jail he's being kept in just isnt letting ween type letters / phone calls through at the behest of his lawyer. That or any response the weens are getting are too boring or too incoherent to give a shit about.

 

[Strange Wilderness]

He could get into legal trouble again and if he had access to money, he would likely pay for another expensive lawyer like Rob Bell to make it go away. He cost enough to burn through whatever inheritance Bob had left his family. Chris said this amount was in the tens of thousands of dollars.

Chris and Barb drive crappy cars out of necessity, I think. Chris would probably like a nicer, more reliable one, which he would ruin somehow, either through lack of maintenance, getting into accidents, or with bizarre Sonichu-related customizations. And he'd probably buy one for Barb too. He has bought her expensive gifts before like the $400 gold necklace.

Regarding video games, with enough money Chris would likely buy every video game he could find. He would buy games and leave them sealed on his shelves. And he'd buy a lot of Lego sets too, and they'd be the big ones. Those can be several hundreds of dollars each, and you just know he'd buy a whole pile of the Sonic kits.

You're probably right that if Chris and Barb had more money they would just find more expensive ways to waste it but its hard picturing Chris spending money on anything of value. He hasn't shown any interest in expensive things besides video games and Lego sets so its just hard to imagine Chris spending any of his money on a fancy car when there's games and toys to buy. Even in his comic fantasy world where his author avatars and self-inserts are all powerful and beloved by everyone they really don't live like kings. Sonichu lives in standard suburban housing, all the Sonichus first dates are at fast food restaurants, Comic-Chris drives a lame car and his honeymoon is low class and pathetic. Chris's lifestyle is so shit that he can't picture anything else besides living a lower middle class lifestyle even with all the power and money he could ever ask for. I guess it's easier to see Chris as an overgrown 10 year old who won the lottery spending it on toys and games than a 40 year old spending the money on even more junk he doesn't need.

 

[Niggaplease]

Why does Chris think he's a woman? Same reason.

If you were Chris, wouldn't you also want to be something else other than Chris?

I thought chris trooned for typically male reasons why a man would troon out, to get china from non consenting lesbians, or bisexual women larping as lesbians.
it makes sense though, tbh as retarded I am if I were chris I'd probably pretend to be anyone else but chris. Now that I think of it its probably cope, no he didn't rape his own mother, he sould healed her with his penis, because jesus.