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Humpty hump said:
Does Chris still shit himself? I can’t imagine that they’d let you regularly change your pants in jail. Has he mentioned anything about this in any of his letters?
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If he didn't control himself (remember, Chris has abysmal control) from stress, yes.
 
Kirby said:
great question. hes within 3 feet of a toilet at all times and has no toys or video games to distract him or take priority over his bowels evacuating so id like to think he shits himself less frequently
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Key word is "less frequently". Its disgusting but hilarious that Chris is less than three steps from the toilet with no distractions and he is still managing to shit himself. How do you screw up that badly? Even when something is on easy mode Chris will still find a way to fuck it up because of his stupidity and laziness.
 
独人13 said:
Is Chris vaccinated?
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Yes, he's shown his vaccination card on twitter before. However I believe he only would have just the two doses, the timing didn't match up for him to get a third since he's been in jail, and I doubt he'd even know(according to what some of the people he follows on twitter would have you believe) that you need to get another shot.
 
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Humpty hump said:
Does Chris still shit himself? I can’t imagine that they’d let you regularly change your pants in jail. Has he mentioned anything about this in any of his letters?
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Gross but to some degree yes I imagine, he mentioned that it’s a thing that affects him from time to time like a once a month thing, according to Marvin. He still probably needs to wear Adult diapers from time to time, just another brilliant aspect to Chris’s charming character. 😷
 
finally got around to reading about a lot of the shit i wasn't familiar with (watchmen saga etc). i don't know how to articulate this exactly, but zoomer "trolls" seem way more likely to just be unironic stans compared to the older ones? and their "trolling" is less about getting a rise out of him or spurring him to make funny content, it seems more just...getting cwc to repeat le epic memes and encouraging him to retreat more and more into fantasyland. a lot of the older trolls tried to get him to go out, meet non-insane people, be productive, apply for jobs. the zoomers, often egomaniacal and delusional themselves, just wanted him to become even more of an unreal cartoon creature. like they were trying to hollow out his brain and fill the void with themselves
 
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I still wonder if Chris would even be in the Jail of Fail for "healing" Barb if the "Idea Guys" didn't mess with his mind.

How much did the belief in "da merge" play into that?
 
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Cotton Puddings said:
finally got around to reading about a lot of the shit i wasn't familiar with (watchmen saga etc). i don't know how to articulate this exactly, but zoomer "trolls" seem way more likely to just be unironic stans compared to the older ones? and their "trolling" is less about getting a rise out of him or spurring him to make funny content, it seems more just...getting cwc to repeat le epic memes and encouraging him to retreat more and more into fantasyland. a lot of the older trolls tried to get him to go out, meet non-insane people, be productive, apply for jobs. the zoomers, often egomaniacal and delusional themselves, just wanted him to become even more of an unreal cartoon creature. like they were trying to hollow out his brain and fill the void with themselves
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Lots of grifters these days too from what I can tell.
 
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ToroidalBoat said:
I still wonder if Chris would even be in the Jail of Fail for "healing" Barb if the "Idea Guys" didn't mess with his mind.

How much did the belief in "da merge" play into that?
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He has always been waaaaay to close to Barb and if you look through his videos it becomes clear he loves her a bit too much. I personally think it was inevitable. and "da merge" played a big role as well, probably why he was so proud about it, since he believes Barb to be some kind of saint or something.
 
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aaradorn said:
He has always been waaaaay to close to Barb and if you look through his videos it becomes clear he loves her a bit too much. I personally think it was inevitable. and "da merge" played a big role as well, probably why he was so proud about it, since he believes Barb to be some kind of saint or something.
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I agree and I bet the new age stuff Chris got into is partly to blame too, there’s a lot of ‘7 Powerful Ways to Tap Into Your Inner Goddess’ or ‘Sexual Healing Through Sex Magick’ kind of articles and books out there but they’re written with middle aged women in mind not delusional autistic manchildren.
 
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ToroidalBoat said:
I still wonder if Chris would even be in the Jail of Fail for "healing" Barb if the "Idea Guys" didn't mess with his mind.

How much did the belief in "da merge" play into that?
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Two years before he met the Idea Guys he was openly saying on Facebook that he was having dreams about having sex with Barb and said it was OK for family to fuck to help the kids lose their virginity. In retrospect it was a question of "when" Chris was going to try and have sex with his mother. The question is what finally prompted him to do the dirty deed? Waiting for Barb to become too old and demented to say no? Loneliness finally getting to him? Laziness? Did he just decide to fuck the closest pussy he could find? Endless options to explain why Chris finally went off the deep end.
 
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I wonder what percentage of people who first found Chris were brought here due to Sonichu, or Chris himself and the intricacies and his famously degenerate, odious personality and stupid behaviour? Marvin mentions that Chris himself and warped phyche and actions is what gravitated him towards him and the trolling sphere in the first place, he always found his comics extremely dull and doesn’t find Chris’s bad drawings or imaginary world interesting. What about others, how many of you ever really gave a shit about the comics, or only cared about the CWCverse for Chris himself?
 
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thegooddoctor said:
how many of you ever really gave a shit about the comics, or only cared about the CWCverse for Chris himself?
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I discovered Chris around the time the Liquid saga was going on. Only time I really gave a shit about the comics was when Alec Benson Leary started Asperchu and tried talking to him about copyright and what parody/satire actually is. Aside from that I just cared about seeing Chris chimp out and what he’d do next
 
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Do we know if Chris watched big mouth? Cause that show had a whole plotline where they tried to justify incest. I WISH I was joking about that. They didn't say how utterly wrong incest is, they tried to justify it and make you feel bad for a skeevy perv that couldn't have sex with his own cousin .

I bring this up because.... Well considering Chris's grasp on reality and inability to take what the TV tells him at face value.... I'm not trying to blame big mouth for Chris's actions I'm just sayimg if he was a regular viewer of it, it probably didn't help.
 
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Do we know if Chris watched big mouth? Cause that show had a whole plotline where they tried to justify incest. I WISH I was joking about that. They didn't say how utterly wrong incest is, they tried to justify it and make you feel bad for a skeevy perv that couldn't have sex with his own cousin .

I bring this up because.... Well considering Chris's grasp on reality and inability to take what the TV tells him at face value.... I'm not trying to blame big mouth for Chris's actions I'm just sayimg if he was a regular viewer of it, it probably didn't help.
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Having sex with your cousin is ok and everyone does it.
 
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