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Rogowski said:
Haven’t seen this posted and did a quick search of the forum for his name and got nothing, but here’s indie rapper Danny Brown on Tom Segura’s podcast talking about how he owns every sonichu comic and collects the figurines and wants to be involved when if/when Netflix makes a Chris Chan documentary
If the start time doesn’t work it’s around 54:15
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Never thought there'd be someone who has a boyfriend-free girl collect Chris Chan shit.
 
A Grey Cat said:
Why do I even bother working /paying my taxes if lazy worthless retards get all the money taken from my paycheck to blow on video games and hentai?
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Why indeed?


Pointless Sperg said:
I mean, Congress has to make ends meet somehow.
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Congress can just print more money. That's how it works, right?


Rogowski said:
wants to be involved when if/when Netflix makes a Chris Chan documentary
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Unfortunately the days of Netflix greenlighting everything are probably over.
 
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Pointless Sperg said:
It's possible but the stars would have to align for it to work. Somebody would have to be the payee of the tugboat because Chris would immediately mismanage it and the house would get foreclosed on.

And Barb would absolutely have to be on board with this and not have anyone else running her affairs.
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Oh yeah the hypothetical situation would be a shitshow and he'd be begging for every mortgage payment until foreclosure.

Barb living in an old folks home (or whatever euphemism her ego can handle) seems obvious though - I can't see her nor or hosts being happy living together.

Guess we have to wait one more month - likely the legal system wants Chris out of their hair so it's a matter of someone else caring enough to sort him out a new life.

Everyone involved only wants the path of least resistance, which is Chris returning to the temple and living off the tugboat until he inevitability fucks it all up.

"At least we tried"
 
Pointless Sperg said:
Don't give Chris ideas.
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Too late.

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Edit: WTF can't we link to images on sonichu.com any more?


æsthetic fœticide said:
Oh yeah the hypothetical situation would be a shitshow and he'd be begging for every mortgage payment until foreclosure.
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Assuming Uncle Tom and Aunt Harriet really have taken charge of Barb, I can't see them willingly throwing away whatever equity Barb has in 14BLC by letting it go into foreclosure. I can see them selling the property out from under Chris at the first possible legal opportunity to secure that equity for Barb's ongoing care. They're certainly not going to maintain the property just for Chris' sake.
 
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A-№1 said:
Too late.

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There's a difference between drawing C-Quarters and him actually trying to pay for things with them, which Emperor Norton actually did -- successfully, I might add.

Though I have no fucking clue what Chris thinks they're worth, since Chris said:

"The C and W Quarters are literally 25 cents apiece"

But he also says in the comic that W Quarters are worth 10 C Quarters. I can only guess that maybe they are actually denominated in W cents and C cents, where W cents are worth 10 C cents, not US cents. Therefore there is no official exchange rate.
 
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æsthetic fœticide said:
Not quite sure I catch your meaning but it seems someone (Tom and Harriet?) is keeping up payments for now. Wouldn't they have put it up for sale already if Barb (and not Chris) wasn't going to live there?
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They may not have the legal authority (power of attorney etc.) to sell it (yet). There's no law against paying someone else's mortgage, but there are several against selling property that belongs to someone else.


Pointless Sperg said:
There's a difference between drawing C-Quarters and him actually trying to pay the mortgage with them.
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IIRC he was making drawings of C-quarters and W-quarters and selling them to weens along with the medallions etc. but I couldn't find a picture of them in the 30 seconds or so I bothered to look.

Though I have no fucking clue what Chris thinks they're worth,
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Chris' concept of money has always been a little vague. He recognizes that some numbers are larger than others, but he's not very familiar with the idea of value. Chris uses words like "worth", but he doesn't really 100% understand what they mean.

Therefore there is no official exchange rate.
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The exchange rate at any given time is whatever Chris thinks will buy him the lego set he wants at that moment.


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Pointless Sperg said:
...but then it worked for Emperor Norton.
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I wish I had some of Emperor Norton's currency. Joshua Norton's dollars go up in value as time passes. U.S. dollars? Not so much.
 
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Rogowski said:
Haven’t seen this posted and did a quick search of the forum for his name and got nothing, but here’s indie rapper Danny Brown on Tom Segura’s podcast talking about how he owns every sonichu comic and collects the figurines and wants to be involved when if/when Netflix makes a Chris Chan documentary
If the start time doesn’t work it’s around 54:15
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Coincidentally, that's going to be Chris future. 2 bears, one cave after he's taken in by 2 bears, and they explore his cave.
 
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anti SJW said:
How many weens are going to be outside the cosrt house on July 28 to try to be the first to record Chris' first steps of freedom in almost a year?

I don't think they will just let Him walk. But weens are gonna ween.
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They're not weens if they are just there to document. If someone there just watches and reports, they're not trying to win as the greatest trolls in history, just letting everyone know what happened.

In short, it doesn't make them weens, just people with weird interests. No different from the rest of us.
 
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I'm at the point of saying should Chris even have the right to self determination at this point? I don't say it lightly or in jest but Chris is really in need of a competent person to handle his day to day life. I know people say well he isn't starving and can drive etc but he's not eating well, he's able to drive but in America that doesn't mean much, he's not able to care for himself or struggles to at a base level.
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@Phalanges Mycologist A Special needs individual raised by elderly, out of touch parents is the worst personal hell for that individual (even grandparents raising their grandchildren have a better grasp at parenting than Borb). Chris just never experienced real life problems for him to solve and his fantasy coping is not helping. For as much as Borb trying to push against social programs, now they have be forced on Chris. Ironically, it's what Chris would want when he thought in his delusions that he wanted an assistant for his 'big office job'. I hope he doesn't have the social worker solicit sex on his behalf.
 
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What did Mary Lee Walsh think of the whole Chris-Chan lolcow saga?
 
ICametoLurk said:
What did Mary Lee Walsh think of the whole Chris-Chan lolcow saga?
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I think like most, she tends to forget (or wants to forget), unless it's brought up. I don't doubt some people tried to contact her about her interactions with Chris. Like with Snyder and Megan, they tend to want to forget their interactions with Chris and did end up being contacted by people regarding their run-ins with Chris.
 
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anti SJW said:
How many weens are going to be outside the cosrt house on July 28 to try to be the first to record Chris' first steps of freedom in almost a year?

I don't think they will just let Him walk. But weens are gonna ween.
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I can only think of 1. The Gunt
 
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Alright I just had I thought about Chris' gay evil twin, who shits him self. The shitting happened after the crapped brief's incident so by some tard logic by having him shit his pants Chris is trying to prove he doesn't, because he's the direct opposite of Chris.
Maybe I'm just wine drunk again
 
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Hogar Grupal said:
@Phalanges Mycologist A Special needs individual raised by elderly, out of touch parents is the worst personal hell for that individual (even grandparents raising their grandchildren have a better grasp at parenting than Borb). Chris just never experienced real life problems for him to solve and his fantasy coping is not helping. For as much as Borb trying to push against social programs, now they have be forced on Chris. Ironically, it's what Chris would want when he thought in his delusions that he wanted an assistant for his 'big office job'. I hope he doesn't have the social worker solicit sex on his behalf.
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Nope. So many special needs people are in the same situation and they don't act the same way.
 
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