Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[JanuaryViolet]

tl;dr: do NOT fuck with the post office.

Especially not Postal Inspectors. Really fucking tenacious bunch.

 

[LoveYouLongTime]

That's a question for @LoveYouLongTime but keep in mind Chris has notoriously terrible facial blindness. Oh, and also, he admittedly shut down and almost shat himself when @Marvin whisked her away. I doubt he remembers what she looks like.

Emily and Kim are Chinese.

 

[Pointless Sperg]

Sort of. There's a residency term requirement for the homestead exemption most places. In other words, Chris would have to have been living in the house for the 50 or so consecutive days before filing bankruptcy or a creditor files suit against him. If Barb dies while Chris is living in a tard home (or in jail or on the streets), 14BLC is fair game for creditors.

It's longer than 50 days, in Virginia I believe it's 2 years, but that's not relevant to Chris and Barb since they've lived there for decades.

The main problem is that the homestead exemption only protects $30,000 ($25k + $5 wildcard) in equity, whereas the chandlers have more than $100,000 in equity. Thus, the creditors could force the Chandlers to sell their home.

To keep the home they'd have to refinance to within $30k of the value of the home, stash the money from that into as many exemptions as they can, and then give the rest of it to the creditors.

They could stash it in a used car (up to $6000 KBB), household appliances up to $5k, firearms up to $3k (KEEP THEM AWAY FROM CHRIS), etc.

Interestingly there are a couple of interesting things that have unlimited exemption:

1) Wedding and engagement rings. Good luck Chris. Barb's wedding ring is safe if she hasn't sold it.

2) The family bible. You could probably abuse the fuck out of this by buying some antique bible worth an arbitrary amount of money, declare it to be your family bible, and then auction it off later. Don't know how well that would work.

EDIT: Of course the best thing for Chris to do would be to declare bankruptcy before he has any ownership interest in the house.

EDIT 2: I did some digging and, regarding the bible: In 2016 in Robinson v. Hagan, the 7th Circuit ruled that you could indeed claim unlimited exemption on a bible (in this case an original Joseph Smith Book of Mormon) if state law allows it. The JS BoM was valued at $10,000. Virginia is in the 4th circuit so it's not case law there, and could be relitigated since SCOTUS has not weighed in on it.

Emily and Kim are Chinese.

Real life Chinjapkorean anime girls. Can't blame Chris for falling in love with them.

 

[Ophelia]

Those who claim to only want to date caucasians often make exceptions for some Asian girls.

 

[A-№1]

Especially not Postal Inspectors. Really fucking tenacious bunch.

This.

Postal employees are an… odd bunch at the best of times (hence the phrase "going postal"). Now take one and give him a badge and authoritah.

The post office even has inspectors spying on social media. For reasons, obviously. In fact there could be a postal inspector looking in on this very thread. I am not making this up.

but that's not relevant to Chris and Barb since they've lived there for decades.

Not Chris. He's spent the past year in jail. Possibly not Barb as well. And if he gets sent to a tard home, 14BLC will be vulnerable as well. It doesn't matter how long Chris lived there in the past if he isn't currently living there when he inherits it.

They could stash it in a used car (up to $6000 KBB), household appliances up to $5k, firearms up to $3k (KEEP THEM AWAY FROM CHRIS), etc.

Better keep the car away from him as well, and Chris doesn't exactly have a stellar track record with appliances either (e.g. the keurig).

Those who claim to only want to date caucasians often make exceptions for some Asian girls.

LOL CockAsians. There's a futanari joke in there somewhere.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

Not Chris. He's spent the past year in jail.

Do you think that much passage of time registers with him? Chris seems to have this mindset about life where he just doesn't consider time spent on things or what's going on with his life. Unless there's been some letters that haven't been released where Chris is whining about all the stuff he's "missing", he's been taking this penny in the slammer pretty well.

 

[FinnSven]

Those who claim to only want to date caucasians often make exceptions for some Asian girls.

Especially the “True Honest Patriots” who wind up having to buy a Thai wife because no other women put up with them.

 

[Smleman303]

Especially the “True Honest Patriots” who wind up having to buy a Thai wife because no other women put up with them.

There is a venn diagram with them and 'anti-racist' white dudes doing this.....

 

[Smleman303]

This.

Postal employees are an… odd bunch at the best of times (hence the phrase "going postal"). Now take one and give him a badge and authoritah.

The post office even has inspectors spying on social media. For reasons, obviously. In fact there could be a postal inspector looking in on this very thread. I am not making this up.




Not Chris. He's spent the past year in jail. Possibly not Barb as well. And if he gets sent to a tard home, 14BLC will be vulnerable as well. It doesn't matter how long Chris lived there in the past if he isn't currently living there when he inherits it.



Better keep the car away from him as well, and Chris doesn't exactly have a stellar track record with appliances either (e.g. the keurig).




LOL CockAsians. There's a futanari joke in there somewhere.

I know it's double posting but what modern gobbledygook exists to describe dudes who don't give a fuck and will just take whoever on liking them? I'd say normal but you're still a racist in clown world.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

2) The family bible. You could probably abuse the fuck out of this by buying some antique bible worth an arbitrary amount of money, declare it to be your family bible, and then auction it off later. Don't know how well that would work.

Oddly enough Bibles don't sell well on the second hand market unless they belonged to someone noticable, a notable family OR there is something unique about them i.e very old wood block printed, illuminated, parts of the bible are incredibly old and have been bound into a newer volume to preserve them etc.

There is more of a market for religious iconography, a lot of it under the table and a lot of it is stolen to order and get's sent to the USA, one sad case is from near me where there was a Bible Stand made from brass salvaged by a local from the field where the local pals battalion got slaughtered very early in WW1, he travelled there recovered shell casings and melted them down into one as a memorial - that's still missing. Another that got recovered and returned was one dating back to the early 18th century and ended up in some rich fucks house holding up his family bible in Texas and he knew it was stolen - the thieves also destroyed a 17th century stained glass window on the way in and out that took them 10 years to fix.

Do you think that much passage of time registers with him? Chris seems to have this mindset about life where he just doesn't consider time spent on things or what's going on with his life. Unless there's been some letters that haven't been released where Chris is whining about all the stuff he's "missing", he's been taking this penny in the slammer pretty well.

Chris has discalcula part of that is a problem with accurately judging time, so it's likely felt a lot longer or shorter than it really has been depending on what's occupying his mind at the time the more active it is the faster it goes, the more empty his mind the longer it take for time to pass.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Oddly enough Bibles don't sell well on the second hand market unless they belonged to someone noticable, a notable family OR there is something unique about them i.e very old wood block printed, illuminated, parts of the bible are incredibly old and have been bound into a newer volume to preserve them etc.

There is more of a market for religious iconography, a lot of it under the table and a lot of it is stolen to order and get's sent to the USA, one sad case is from near me where there was a Bible Stand made from brass salvaged by a local from the field where the local pals battalion got slaughtered very early in WW1, he travelled there recovered shell casings and melted them down into one as a memorial - that's still missing. Another that got recovered and returned was one dating back to the early 18th century and ended up in some rich fucks house holding up his family bible in Texas and he knew it was stolen - the thieves also destroyed a 17th century stained glass window on the way in and out that took them 10 years to fix.



Chris has discalcula part of that is a problem with accurately judging time, so it's likely felt a lot longer or shorter than it really has been depending on what's occupying his mind at the time the more active it is the faster it goes, the more empty his mind the longer it take for time to pass.

I suspect Chris has extensive neurological defects. I bet his frontal lobe is jacked up.

 

[May Prince]

This is an old issue from the last decade, but it still makes me wonder out of the blue:

Is there any reason why Chris is even on Lipitor even if he is at least not on the level of being insanely obese?

I thought someone would have to be either in the combination of elderly + obese or on the level of being crazily obese in order to be on Lipitor for the daily basis.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

I thought someone would have to be either in the combination of elderly + obese or on the level of being crazily obese in order to be on Lipitor for the daily basis.

There is sadly a few reasons he could be on it, he could have a medical issue where his cholesterol is unnaturally high due to a medical complication within his family, there are also uses for it in kidney disease but Chris has mentioned high cholesterol so it's likely a high level of cholesterol combined with a long term fatty diet.

When he and bob lived separated from Barb I get the impression food was mostly fast food and the meals at home where premade and nearly or just as bad. Having a life style like that in your developmental years can fuck you up and if your on it long enough it can develop into a life time issue without some serious lifestyle changes.

 

[185405]

When Chris Chan dies of a heart attack, the merge will complete.

 

[A-№1]

Do you think that much passage of time registers with him?

In jail or out of jail, every single day for Chris is pretty much the same as every other. I doubt he even bothers to keep track of the day of the week. It's traditional to keep track of one's days in jail by drawing tally marks on the walls, but Chris would never bother to count them.

Chris seems to have this mindset about life where he just doesn't consider time spent on things or what's going on with his life.

He certainly never thinks about his future. Not in any meaningful way.

Chris is whining about all the stuff he's "missing",

This.

Honestly, the only functional difference between the jail of fail and 14BLC is Chris' lack of toys (and Barb china) while inside. Oh, and he doesn't have to microwave his own meals. Shitting himself and doing nothing in jail is pretty much the same as everywhere else.

Especially the “True Honest Patriots” who wind up having to buy a Thai wife because no other women put up with them.

They can make for some of the best cases in divorce court. They all get the same look on their faces when they realize they fucked up.

I know it's double posting but what modern gobbledygook exists to describe dudes who don't give a fuck and will just take whoever on liking them?

I suppose that depends on whether they actually get laid or not.

Is there any reason why Chris is even on Lipitor even if he is at least not on the level of being insanely obese?

Lipitor is for cholesterol, not obesity. Chris is fat, but he also has an insanely bad diet.

if your on it long enough it can develop into a life time issue without some serious lifestyle changes.

How Chris has managed to avoid diabetes thus far is a goddamn miracle.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

In jail or out of jail, every single day for Chris is pretty much the same as every other. I doubt he even bothers to keep track of the day of the week. It's traditional to keep track of one's days in jail by drawing tally marks on the walls, but Chris would never bother to count them.

There was a Soviet experiment with a building built with no light from the outside and no light dimming, after about 3 months several people had gone bonkers, others where showing signs of heading that way and others where pathological about not metioniong sleep.

 

[thegooddoctor]

I suspect Chris has extensive neurological defects. I bet his frontal lobe is jacked up.

Well no doubt, his intelligence is 'technically' been proven to be average by that Folstein test he did once, but his narcissism lack of coordination and every other fucked thing about him definitely means he has some other condition, it can’t be merely ineptitude and delusions.

 

[Pointless Sperg]

The post office even has inspectors spying on social media. For reasons, obviously. In fact there could be a postal inspector looking in on this very thread. I am not making this up.

It's just an extension of their previous duties of prosecuting cheap-and-easy-to-prosecute crime, basically low-level drug users and pedos.

The pedos stopped using mail so they're mostly concerned with drugs, but they'll still troll online to participate in pedo investigations.

Once in a while they'll get a case involving the mailing of explosives but if it's anything serious the FBI takes over and the postal inspectors mostly get involved with harassing some poor retard who thought he could mail fireworks or forgot to properly label their package of model rocket engines.

Oddly enough Bibles don't sell well on the second hand market unless they belonged to someone noticable, a notable family OR there is something unique about them i.e very old wood block printed, illuminated, parts of the bible are incredibly old and have been bound into a newer volume to preserve them etc.

Well, yeah. The idea being that you intentionally acquire a valuable bible with the plan being to use it as a stash to keep your money safe from bankruptcy, and then sell it later.

 

[A-№1]

There was a Soviet experiment with a building built with no light from the outside and no light dimming, after about 3 months several people had gone bonkers, others where showing signs of heading that way and others where pathological about not metioniong sleep.

One man's torture is another man's psych experiment.

It's just an extension of their previous duties of prosecuting cheap-and-easy-to-prosecute crime, basically low-level drug users and pedos.

More like an overextension into areas that are completely outside their jurisdiction. The post office has no business monitoring the online activities of protesters just because they might use the mail. Look up iCOP.

 

[Pointless Sperg]

More like an overextension into areas that are completely outside their jurisdiction. The post office has no business monitoring the online activities of protesters just because they might use the mail. Look up iCOP.

USPS is dying, their only moneymaking enterprise is junk mail, meanwhile they're forced to carry packages to rural areas that the parcel companies won't touch.

The postal inspectors are struggling to do anything to justify their paychecks.