Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[Ophelia]

A lot of places have a single computer for residents to use that always gets monopolized by that one tard. I'm looking forward to the inevitable conflict between him and Chris.

Might Chris have his own device with wifi? He’d still fight over the computer, but could he have a phone as well?

 

[TheShortWaveCerealKiller]

Might Chris have his own device with wifi? He’d still fight over the computer, but could he have a phone as well?

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In most mental health facilities you are not allowed to use your phone. This is usually stated under their policies so make sure to check them before getting admitted.
Other things that commonly aren’t allowed in mental hospitals:

• Cigarettes, lighters, and controlled substances
• Outside food and drink
• Jewelry that is sharp
• Cords, keys, belts, and wallets
• Anything made of glass"

Not only that but I think most places can see that the internet kinda adds to Chris going full coocoo for coco puffs.
Of course it can change and be different for some places but this is obviously exceptions to the rule.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

• Cigarettes, lighters, and controlled substances
• Outside food and drink
• Jewelry that is sharp
• Cords, keys, belts, and wallets
• Anything made of glass"

If Chris permanently goes to a facility with those rules, goodbye G-Fuel, rocks, crystals, and pretty much everything Chris wears on a daily basis. He'll think they are stripping his identity for his own safety, and we all know how Chris values his own identity more than anything else (including his own safety).

 

[Ophelia]

If Chris permanently goes to a facility with those rules, goodbye G-Fuel, rocks, crystals, and pretty much everything Chris wears on a daily basis. He'll think they are stripping his identity for his own safety, and we all know how Chris values his own identity more than anything else (including his own safety).

On the other hand, he’s been without his rocks and medallion for almost a year and they haven’t been regularly mentioned in his letters. He can evidently adapt. He enjoys those trappings, but his identity is in his mind. It might be a defense he slowly developed since the trolls started destroying his necklaces back in the day.

 

[A-№1]

Might Chris have his own device with wifi?

It depends on the tard home. They might allow him a phone. They might even give him their wifi password. Or he might be limited to using his phone's 4G connection, and then his connectivity will depend on the local cell coverage.

He’d still fight over the computer, but could he have a phone as well?

I don't expect Chris will get along well with any of the other residents.

 

[Pointless Sperg]

But Chris is mentally stuck in his young teens.

I think you're being overly optimistic with this assessment. In my (unprofessional) opinion, Chris is mentally stuck as a 7-9 year old, albeit one in a body with adult hormones and with more life experience.

At least speaking for myself, by the time I was in my teens I had power fantasies but I didn't genuinely believe that they were real, or that I could marry my ideal woman/sonichu by traversing dimensions.

Believing I could maybe travel to other worlds was something I seriously considered when I was much, MUCH younger. Like when I was 5 was around when I stopped believing I might be able to transport to another dimension by playing the right song on my player/computer.

On the contrary, Chris believes the actual world is nothing but Chris Chans derping around, and he is the smartest and bestest Chris Chan of them all. Anyone who doesn't think what he thinks, know what he knows, and believes what he believes must be wrong, stupid, or evil.

This. I could not explain it better.

Only if they intend to mandate care. They can offer Chris all sorts of things, but they can't compel him without putting more weight behind them.

They can't really contain Chris involuntarily, barring some miracle where they manage to adjudicate him as incapacitated.

Chris' only hope is that he's so lazy that he values the comfort of his tard home enough that he's passive enough to behave at least well enough that they don't kick him out. Tard homes are used to people worse than Chris, so as long as he doesn't actually wander off or do enough damage to be removed, he could probably stay.

Chris is VERY lucky that he got fired from Wendy's and Bob managed to get him on SSDI in the brief window where childhood diagnoses are allowable to put adults on the program. By the time most tards fail enough to need it, it's too late.

In most mental health facilities you are not allowed to use your phone. This is usually stated under their policies so make sure to check them before getting admitted.

Chris will probably not go to a mental facility. If he's lucky, he'll go to a home for people with mental illness. These are two very different things. In the latter case, he'll still be an ostensibly free individual who can still chart his own course in life, which includes owning a phone if he can keep enough of his tugboat to pay for it. He may or may not be able to use wifi, but most phone plans today have infinite data.

It depends on the tard home. They might allow him a phone. They might even give him their wifi password. Or he might be limited to using his phone's 4G connection, and then his connectivity will depend on the local cell coverage.

Pretty much this. Chris lives in the east though, where population density means that cell coverage is much better than most places. One of the common misconceptions of the US is that it's sparsely populated, when it's really that the eastern half of the country -- including the rural areas -- is about as dense as Europe, and the west (until you get to California) is more like central Asia with wide open plains and deserts dotted by cities.

I don't expect Chris will get along well with any of the other residents.

Chris hates slow-in-the-minds.

 

[BeatboxBill]

I think either Chris is getting access to social media or someone has hacked his Facebook account because I logged into my Facebook account earlier and went to see who's online and I had forgotten I added Chris years ago to lurk his posts and it shows he's using Facebook by his mobile phone:

 

[Pointless Sperg]

I think either Chris is getting access to social media or someone has hacked his Facebook account because I logged into my Facebook account earlier and went to see who's online and I had forgotten I added Chris years ago to lurk his posts and it shows he's using Facebook by his mobile phone:
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Can't check J&DR fee system as it's down for maintenance until 5AM EST.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

I think either Chris is getting access to social media or someone has hacked his Facebook account

Just about a week to go to the next scheduled court date anyway.

 

[FamicomGorby]

I think either Chris is getting access to social media or someone has hacked his Facebook account because I logged into my Facebook account earlier and went to see who's online and I had forgotten I added Chris years ago to lurk his posts and it shows he's using Facebook by his mobile phone:
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I'd bet on him being hacked or gave someone his login.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

I think you're being overly optimistic with this assessment. In my (unprofessional) opinion, Chris is mentally stuck as a 7-9 year old, albeit one in a body with adult hormones and with more life experience.

At least speaking for myself, by the time I was in my teens I had power fantasies but I didn't genuinely believe that they were real, or that I could marry my ideal woman/sonichu by traversing dimensions.

Believing I could maybe travel to other worlds was something I seriously considered when I was much, MUCH younger. Like when I was 5 was around when I stopped believing I might be able to transport to another dimension by playing the right song on my player/computer.

That's true, an example of that in popular culture with zoomers is those internet horror characters like the Slenderman or even just Bloody Mary kind of party games on Halloween.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

how weird is it to think that while Chris' life stayed perpetually frozen, all his classmates were moving on with their lives

It's as if Chris hung out close to a black hole after high school, so to him not much time has passed because of warped spacetime.

Meanwhile in "normal" space, it's much later in the future.

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

why was chris so against killing off simonla but entirely open to all of the idea guys' nonsense?

 

[StarDog]

In all fairness Chris is not the only person who sees their high school life as the peak of their entire lives. Its a super common thing that happens to a lot of people scarily enough. I think with Chris is just seems more overt since he doesn't internalize it like a lot of people who feel that way do, he just lets it out at any and all times. That being said its way sadder when people dont hide it like Chris does.

Sure... The ex-football player, or class prom queen, or people who married their high school sweethearts... will commonly idolize their high school experience their entire lives, but that’s because there was actually a peak to gloat about. What Chris idolizes is just as much a fantasy as the rest of his life. What he truly longs for is the point in his life when he actually had a life... where he went somewhere everyday... where he socialized with people everyday... where he had to actually have his biological clock set to a regular routine... honestly, the closest thing to a “job” or even responsibility that he ever had. Legitimate purpose. There’s losers just like him in this regard, but few quite as pathetic as he is.

It's as if Chris hung out close to a black hole after high school, so to him not much time has passed because of warped spacetime.

Meanwhile in "normal" space, it's much later in the future.

The sad reality of the eternal man baby...

why was chris so against killing off simonla but entirely open to all of the idea guys' nonsense?

One made him confront his fantasies for the sake of facing the hypocrisy of his reality... The other indulged his fantasies and, in his mind, legitimized his hypocrisy/pathetic reality in a twisted schizo fashion.

 

[themarchivist2]

Can't check J&DR fee system as it's down for maintenance until 5AM EST.

Any updates?

 

[Ass Johnson]

I think either Chris is getting access to social media or someone has hacked his Facebook account because I logged into my Facebook account earlier and went to see who's online and I had forgotten I added Chris years ago to lurk his posts and it shows he's using Facebook by his mobile phone:
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I highly doubt he's getting access in Jail. And if he was, he wouldn't be able to shut the fuck up.

Possible glitch, possibly hacked, possibly Heilberg. VINE shows that he's still in custody. I know VINE might be slow to update records, but if Chris was out, once again, he wouldn't shut up.

 

[Pvt. Real G]

We are 1 week away from the court hearing. Ruckersvillle is getting it's tard back on the streets.

 

[FinnSven]

I don't expect Chris will get along well with any of the other residents.

I am sure you are right, but the horrid thought I had is if there is another Tard, a boyfriend free girl, who actually likes Chris and they end up making loads of tard babies.

 

[anti SJW]

I have a feeling that Chris won't comply with any court orders if released because they won't address Him and the court papers won't have Chris' "proper" name on it. Proper name in His mind.

"Cristian Soniciu Chandler, lesbian goddess, the reincarnation of Jesus Christ, first of Her name... " ect..

 

[StarDog]

“Cristian Soniciu Chandler, lesbian goddess, the reincarnation of Jesus Christ, first of Her name... " ect..

- TRUE and HONEST ruler of this reality, Queen of the Autistics and the first Lolcow, Protector of Cwcville, Mother of Electric Hedgehog Pokémon, Retardesi of the Greater Richmond Area, The Unlearnt, and Merger of Dimensions.

Refer to her by her proper pronouns AND full title you fucks.