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SquirtingYawn said:
...This guy just said one of Chris' "bullies and stalkers" moved across the street from him? Is he seriously believing the JenkinsJinkies story was real? Holy shit.
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Because of the keffals situation you have a lot of people doing 5 minute google research on this place. They have no idea what they are talking about and just want to push "kiwi farms was created to mock an autistic transwoman." ironically it was created to mock an autistic manchild and by the time he became an autistic transwoman people here actually started protecting him from malicious trolls
 
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Where is that video of that not-chris running naked while being chased by a cop? That would go well with these rumors.

Edit: found a gif of it.

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Crazy how easily the idiot masses on twitter believed that a shitpost on 4chan, that was likely made as a joke, is still being taken for fact right now. A new development seems to be other idiot passerby looking at Geno's documentary and calling it a product of harassment, clearly showing they know fuckall about the situation, refuse to know, and just want to stick to whatever narrative they passively developed reading Keffals' meltdowns. Easily 60% of the content is posted BY Chris and the rest is harvested by weens/trolls. If anything the documentary is a damn good exhibit of the lengths people went to mess with a terminally online retard who refused to solve his problems by logging off.

It's funny to me how the documentary is considered harassment now when merely a month ago trending tweets joked about the documentary's contents.
 
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Kirby said:
yeah, he escaped a few days ago most likely. police dispatch near the courthouse was heard saying "suspect seen heading south block all major roads and capture the suspect."
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Apparently he nearly got ran over by a truck, but it crashed into an overpass and he got away.
 
I have top secret sources that tell me Chris chan has been moved to the IRL SCP foundation in an effort to stop the dimensional merge, he escaped prison by summoning sonichu some time last week before being caught. Sockness has also been detained.

My sources also tell me the IRL SCP foundation is infested with troons just like the SCP wiki, god help us
 
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WutangLee said:
That's interesting, cause I think it means Heliberg is probably sincere about Chris' well being. I had suspected he wanted Chris just to do time served and dig through trash cans after the case was over.

Chris isn't violent. So aside from the mommy touching it won't be some coocoos nest scenario
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Never said he was? There are other reasons that Chris has demonstrated which would require workers to help settle Chris down, or are you forgetting the Hedgehog defense mode incident? Or more recently, whatever had happened in WSH.
 
Look most of us believed the first second we saw "Chris escaped jail" that it was true until we remembered that Chris was a retard.

However, given that Chris has raped his mother, admitted to it and not received any real punishment as far as most people are concerned, it's not unimaginable to believe that they could have just let him go and that he "escaped jail".

 
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Glassshardballpit said:
Look most of us believed the first second we saw "Chris escaped jail" that it was true until we remembered that Chris was a retard.
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Honestly if Chris has been moved to some sort of group home or other kind of alternative living situation as some have speculated, it becomes a much more believable scenario than him busting out of jail. Obviously those facilities still have measures in place to stop people from just leaving whenever they want to, but if some tard who was already there came up with an escape method and brought Chris along? Hey, it's at least plausible.

Granted this is all built on speculation and he probably hasn't actually escaped, realistically.
 
Glassshardballpit said:
Look most of us believed the first second we saw "Chris escaped jail" that it was true until we remembered that Chris was a retard.

However, given that Chris has raped his mother, admitted to it and not received any real punishment as far as most people are concerned, it's not unimaginable to believe that they could have just let him go and that he "escaped jail".

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It would be pretty funny if it was some 4d chess move that they let Chris escape so they don’t have to be responsible for him anymore.
 
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There are alot of trannies in prison. I heard some crazy statistic that 1 in 50 prisoners are trannies and that 1 in 6 trannies have been incarcerated. What I'm trying to explain is, that Chris Chan may not do as bad as we may think in general population. I'm probably completely wrong on this.
 
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I wasn't sure where to put this, but while sorting clothes for the second-hand store I work at, I came across one that said, "Virginia is for Lovers". It wasn't in my size, otherwise I would've kept it and I probably am the only employee who would get the reference. Sadly, it got bailed and it was too far in to pull it out.
 
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Yaoi Huntress Earth said:
I wasn't sure where to put this, but while sorting clothes for the second-hand store I work at, I came across one that said, "Virginia is for Lovers". It wasn't in my size, otherwise I would've kept it and I probably am the only employee who would get the reference. Sadly, it got bailed and it was too far in to pull it out.
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Virginia is For Lovers is the real slogan used by Virginia to encourage tourism. Virginia is For Virgins is Chris's... parody of it?
 
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Mariposa Electrique said:
There were no tracking Georgia Bloodhounds, who ripped Chris fat, pimply ass to shreds as he shit himself in this story.
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When they gave the hounds a sample of Chris' dirty, crapped briefs to sniff, they all ran away, tails between their legs.

Dogs are generally sensible. Would you want to get closer to that smell?


Kirby said:
Anyone have any backstory on this?
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Weens gonna ween.


Frosted Snowflakes said:
Why is Chris Chan trending on Twitter
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Because Twitter is nothing but bots and idiots.


Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
In one of the latest Chris letters,
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Chris' letters are probably good for the a general sense of what's happening, when filtered through TardSpeak, but I wouldn't trust him on any specifics. I doubt he's going back to Western, because I don't believe it's intended to be a long term facility, though I'm sure CVRJ really wants to be rid of him.


WutangLee said:
Chris isn't violent.
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Chris is violent, but he's even more cowardly.


Kirby said:
ironically it was created to mock an autistic manchild
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Incorrect. It was created to observe and document Chris. You don't need to mock someone when accurate reporting is all that's necessary.
 
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