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I wasn't sure where to put this, but while sorting clothes for the second-hand store I work at, I came across one that said, "Virginia is for Lovers". It wasn't in my size, otherwise I would've kept it and I probably am the only employee who would get the reference. Sadly, it got bailed and it was too far in to pull it out.
When life offers you something (like an opportunity to brighten the days of others) please take a picture and put it on this website.

It would have been worth getting fired from Goodwill for, because Goodwill is a terrible place to work.
 
This is just a minor shit, but it just got me wondering:

Why is Chris so enamored by Meg Griffin to the extent that he even drew Meg Griffin trying to seduce Chris himself in his comics, even if the whole gimmick that Meg Griffin has in the Family Guy series is that she is extremely unattractive?
Given it's Chris he most likely believes Meg is real and not as ugly as the series portrays her. As such he sees himself being the only guy that understands Meg, therefore Meg will fall head over heels for him.
 
In one of the latest Chris letters, he describes Heilberg being frustrated about the courts not finding him a tard home and eventually settled on going back to Western for, in Chris's words, a "group home".
I believe that you're referring to the letter in which he states that while he was at Western, Heilberg was expecting him to get transferred to a group home, but instead he was sent back to jail. According to Chris, he was sent back to jail because Western wanted to free up a bed (though I believe that he may have been confused, and instead they were sending him back to wait for a bed to open up at a group home).
 
According to Chris, he was sent back to jail because Western wanted to free up a bed (though I believe that he may have been confused, and instead they were sending him back to wait for a bed to open up at a group home).
I think both are true. People don’t seem to understand how limited the space is in these places. Believe it or not, there are people who need beds in mental hospitals more than Chris does. Jail has more space than group homes and hospitals.

Anyway, I heard a rumor that Chris has been taken in by an eccentric fellow who is obsessed with walruses.
 
I have top secret sources that tell me Chris chan has been moved to the IRL SCP foundation in an effort to stop the dimensional merge, he escaped prison by summoning sonichu some time last week before being caught. Sockness has also been detained.

My sources also tell me the IRL SCP foundation is infested with troons just like the SCP wiki, god help us
Damn nigga that could be a good scp for real
 
I think both are true. People don’t seem to understand how limited the space is in these places. Believe it or not, there are people who need beds in mental hospitals more than Chris does. Jail has more space than group homes and hospitals.
Plus western got hit with ween reviews and possibly other acts of weenery once it became clear that's where he was. As A no 1 has said Chris is more trouble than he's worth. Every place he gets sent to becomes a target for shit foolery, and I'm of half a mind to believe western state doesn't want him back because of the the trouble he attracts.
Anyway, I heard a rumor that Chris has been taken in by an eccentric fellow who is obsessed with walruses.
How sad have things gotten that I can't tell the shitposts from the actual updates in the Chris story?
 
This is just a minor shit, but it just got me wondering:

Why is Chris so enamored by Meg Griffin to the extent that he even drew Meg Griffin trying to seduce Chris himself in his comics, even if the whole gimmick that Meg Griffin has in the Family Guy series is that she is extremely unattractive?
Attainability? I haven't watched the show in years but isn't she supposed to be desperate for a bf?

Anyway, I heard a rumor that Chris has been taken in by an eccentric fellow who is obsessed with walruses.

How sad have things gotten that I can't tell the shitposts from the actual updates in the Chris story?
This is a reference to Tusk isn't it?
 

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I think both are true. People don’t seem to understand how limited the space is in these places. Believe it or not, there are people who need beds in mental hospitals more than Chris does. Jail has more space than group homes and hospitals.
Without powerleveling, I admit that this is mostly the case. It is also very much the case that the judicial system/courts/jails have become the de facto mental health providers of last resort. This is wrong, this is not what the courts are for, it is not our job. Unfortunately, since people have gone way overboard on the idea that institutional care for the mentally deficient is nothing but pure evil, we now have very few institutions for said people; and those places that are left are woefully underfunded and understaffed. Instead we have an expensive, faulty, inadequate and much too small network of private care homes. Viz: https://www.koin.com/news/missing-persons/officials-missing-portland-man-may-be-dangerous-violent/
He was found, someone spotted him on the street and called it in several days later. Frankly, this is about the 'best' our broken and blunted tools can do.

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Is Chris-Chan actually capable of escaping prison?

Like, assuming he isn't just left in a waiting room because they think he's too retarded to be dangerous.
I think it's possible if an easy opportunity arose but almost certainly not (Also it's jail not prison so I imagine less security).

Like say for example Chris wants to go to the toilet before a meeting with the judge and the officers are all just local yokels freaking out about the potential of infamous internet trans person being offended and them getting labelled transphobic and fired so they let him go to the disabled toilet as the least bad option which happens to have a big window and they check back and he's gone.
 
There's actually a case where a prisoner was released accidentally by 3 months and he was considered an escapee. So it  could, not that it happened, that there is a goof up with moving chris and they accidentally released him instead of going to the yard home/hospital.

Edit: couldn't find the story I wanted to link, but apparently it seems to happen a lot doing a quick search.
 
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I think it's possible if an easy opportunity arose but almost certainly not (Also it's jail not prison so I imagine less security).
It would depend on the jail. Usually, there's some locked doors between the prisoners and the place where visitors come in to pass through the metal detectors.
That said, it would be absolutely retarded (and thus completely appropriate) if some idiot left a door unlocked or propped open and Chris just said, "I gotta get my dolls!" and bolted screaming while the guards working the metal detectors decided it was better to let the actual police chase him.
 
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and instead they were sending him back to wait for a bed to open up at a group home

They were sending him back to wait for his final hearing once he'd been made "competent". Sending him to a group home etc., would have had to wait until the judge officially agreed to a deferred disposition. It's possible (highly probable, actually) that Heilberg was trying to get something lined up for Chris in advance of that inevitable deferred disposition, but it looks like he was unsuccessful. If they wanted to send him to a tard home directly from Western (assuming Heilberg managed to find one), the court would have had to revisit the terms of his bail (grant him bail), and they weren't going to waste the time at that point.


People don’t seem to understand how limited the space is in these places.

It's even more limited than that.

Believe it or not, there are people who need beds in mental hospitals more than Chris does.

And deserve the beds more.

Jail has more space than group homes and hospitals.

Jail is also more "full service", in the sense that it's mostly no service but does take all comers.


It is also very much the case that the judicial system/courts/jails have become the de facto mental health providers of last resort.

They're more mental health managers than providers, because our criminal justice system is more capable (though only from a legal standpoint) of managing the real problem cases. Our actual mental health providers all too often have their hands tied. In other words, the criminal justice system has the authority to deal with mental health problems, but only as criminals, while the mental health providers have the capability, but not the authority.

It's like the voters believe it will be "lobotomies for all" unless we let the lunatics run the asylum. They can't wrap their heads around the idea that we need a wide range of mental health options available for the wide range of mental health issues that are out there. So instead they just vote for whatever makes them feel the most good and virtuous at the time, and never, ever recognize the consequences of their vote.

As ill prepared as the criminal justice system is for dealing with mental health problems, the average voter is even less qualified to make mental health decisions. And I should stop here before I start really ranting.

Instead we have an expensive, faulty, inadequate and much too small network of private care homes.

Who aren't given any discretion in how they deal with problem cases. Some crazies really do need to be locked up. Others only need to be made to take their meds. Some just need the occasional reminder that they're not actually Napoleon.

Of course a lot of states and municipalities have recently discovered a brilliant new way of dealing with the worst of their mental health problems. They ship them to Seattle or Portland or San Francisco. Let Dr. Greyhound cure what ails ya. What could possibly go wrong?


> Officials believe missing Portland man may be dangerous, violent

Portland Man is becoming almost as bad as Florida Man.

But seriously, for fuck's sake. Case in point:

> PSRB says Orr may be intoxicated and is without his medications meaning he may become dangerous in the coming days.

Yet he can't be compelled by the private residential mental health care provider to take those medications. Because reasons.
 
On August 10 a transportation order was made, but I think Chris stayed in jail because there was no place to transport him to. I think I would have got a text message if he had actually been moved. Another order was made by the judge CVW on August 23, but information about what that order is not available to me. I got this information from this website.
 
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I got this information from this website.

Four observations:
  1. Damn but aren't there a lot of naughty Chandlers in the Virginia criminal justice system?
  2. His status is still in custody. He's still at CVRJ.
  3. The dates on his case history are all out of sequence. The taxpayer is certainly getting his money's worth from whoever made that database.
  4. I suspect the recent order was for expanding the scope for finding somewhere to stuff him, but AnOminous or Pointless Sperg might have a better idea. Chris might have already managed to fuck up his deferred disposition.
 
Any word when a possible trial date will be? Or has it already happened?
 
  1. I suspect the recent order was for expanding the scope for finding somewhere to stuff him, but @AnOminous or @Pointless Sperg might have a better idea. Chris might have already managed to fuck up his deferred disposition.
I actually have no idea, although I love the fact that the order numbers are out of order like the judge is a time traveler or something. They're in order of the number of the order number, not the date.

I would also never trust a Chandler. Chris is not only not the most prolific criminal Chandler in Virginia, he's not even in the top ten, and he's something like the third most prolific criminal Christine Chandler, and there are numerous other criminal Christian Chandlers too.

Does candlemaking somehow result in criminal descendants? Because Chandler is an occupational surname like Miller or Baker, just for candlemakers.
 
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