Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[Pickle Inspector]

This entirely correct. I do not understand why mainstream academia are not doing articles, dissertations, and whole journals on Chris. He's relevant to psychology of course, but also anthropology, sociology, history, medicine, philosophy, religious studies, and even literature scholars would enjoy unpacking Sonichu.

Chris is without exaggeration an extremely valuable resource into documentation and research of social sciences and humanities generally. I don't mean social science and humanities in the obese blue-haired lesbian sense, I mean as serious fields of study. Academia ignores him to its own detriment. It baffles me that he's as well-documented as he is, and yet we have yet to see so much as a master's thesis about him, let alone peer-reviewed articles. If a bunch of spergs online could get as much as we have, imagine the work real experts could do on him regarding modern society, pop culture, and mental health.

Chris seems like someone who people can only safely do documentaries or studies on when he’s dead, at least those in academia or professional documentary makers.

As that Warhol book guy found out Chris is very unpredictable and always manages to ruin his reputation even when you think he can’t go any further and as well as that he’s trans and autistic so they’d have to portray Chris in a positive way and/or as a victim or they’d be a backlash which is nearly impossible to do unless you just focus on his trolling since he’s a walking caricature of everything those critical of trans people make fun of.

For example everyone knows there’s a high percentage of autistic people who troon out compared to non autistic people but nobody seems to want to do any serious research as to why that is the case since the findings would likely delegitimise autistic trans people and show it’s wrong to be pushing it on autistic kids which isn’t the message those in academia want.

 

[Glowie]

If you've got a better idea for keeping him from further "desecrating" his mother's remains, be my unfortunate guest.

When Barb finally dies her corpse will be cremated, so Chris could mix her ashes with chewing gum for his DIY prison fleshlight. Even prison can't stop Chris from milking his bent dick in most horrifying ways possible.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

When Barb finally dies her corpse will be cremated, so Chris could mix her ashes with chewing gum for his DIY prison fleshlight. Even prison can't stop Chris from milking his bent dick in most horrifying ways possible.

To quote something I said about this once - "Nha he'll just cum into the urn and when the cum congeals he will make a Barb Homunculus from the mixture"

 

[Hopkinsville Goblin]

Can't wait to hear about CPU clear heart, patron goddess of the Nation of Prisona.

And that's when the Scientologists at Criminon get him, since they can help him become Clear.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

I'm surprised none of the guards have come on here, or reddit, to tell any stories of Chris in prison. Surely a fan has to have a relative working there.

 

[bliblblblbbllb]

Since I've seen people wondering about it, I wanted to ramble about my knowledge of group homes.

The first thing is that I'm not sure how many people are aware how much disability is caused by drug abuse, and also how desparate social services are to shove drug addicts and other revolving door clients into any space that will take them.
When you think "disabled adult," there are way more 45 year olds with things like liver damage from the bottle and strokes and heart disease, than people with cerebral palsy or moderate/severe autism.

Autists and people with those birth defects are also, well, born that way, and born to people across all social standings. That's a lot of time to figure out where autist Jimmy will go when mom can't do it anymore and higher chances of people having the money and resources for different types of care.
And honestly? Severely disabled people don't tend to live that long. Almost all cases of moderate-severe intellectual disability come alongside physical medical issues. They often DON'T outlive mom/their caregivers. Things like aspiration pnemonia take out a lot of retards.

What does this all mean?

On the surface, and on their websites, the group homes in my city talk all about being for those with permanent disabilities.... stock pictures of happy people in wheelchairs and Down's Syndrome people..... In reality? Almost everyone there is a drug addict. We're taking binge drinking, dropping acid and smoking crack rock in the back of the parking lot. Most of the people are crippled by their drug use. And old. Old nasty crippled drunks and crackheads. The only intellectual disability I really saw was the signs of fetal alcohol syndrome/drug babies. A caring aging mother with a Down's or autist adult child would probably rather smother him then have him live there, where people will steal your Obama Safelink phone to trade in for 10 bucks at Walmart to buy beer.


A home specifically for autism might be different, but I'm not sure they'd be able to get one to place Chris. He doesn't exactly have a caring and passionate advocate.


So would Chris be allowed to view my little pony in a group home? LOL who gives a shit unless he actively pulls his dick out or screams too much. Yeah, too much. It's a group home not a hotel. Almost everyone there would be a menance if released to the streets- that's why things like thefts and batshit behavior can basically be handwaved.
Everyone knows phones and tablets and TVs are pacificers. Why would they take that away? Most places like group homes are happy if you just want to sit and stare at your iPad all day.

Group home also does not always mean "for life." Sometimes they do go back to jail or prison. More often their health fails even more and they get to go to one of those hellish nursing homes.... most people die within a few months but I've seen people last years.

I could totally see Chris being in a shit group home, getting up to shitty terrible alog-riddled drama like doing drugs or fucking prostitutes, then having a stroke or heart attack or two, and disappearing into a hellish nursing home in his 50s and dying there.

 

[Jon Osterman]

I'm surprised none of the guards have come on here, or reddit, to tell any stories of Chris in prison. Surely a fan has to have a relative working there.

It'd be in their professional interest to not learn too much interest to learn about Chris. They got a job to do and don't need to know the inmate they're protecting shits himself and harasses women. Plus they probably wouldn't have many interesting stories to share anyways ("Today Chris sat in his cell and meditated, he then bought some ramen and complained about My Little Pony"). All I'd want to know is why he was banned from the rec room.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

It'd be in their professional interest to not learn too much interest to learn about Chris. They got a job to do and don't need to know the inmate they're protecting shits himself and harasses women. Plus they probably wouldn't have many interesting stories to share anyways ("Today Chris sat in his cell and meditated, he then bought some ramen and complained about My Little Pony"). All I'd want to know is why he was banned from the rec room.

I don't know. I have a cousin who worked at San Quentin and even the most boring stories were still interesting.

 

[Jon Osterman]

I don't know. I have a cousin who worked at San Quentin and even the most boring stories were still interesting.

Well just as a reminder he's in jail not prison, and Chris is also in protective custody. He's not gonna be involved in any shankings or escape attempts, he'll be sitting in his cell using his sink as a bidet and reading the Bible. There might be a few good incidents (again, how'd he get banned from the rec room), but I'm sure we're not missing that much.

 

[Kyuss]

I'm surprised none of the guards have come on here, or reddit, to tell any stories of Chris in prison. Surely a fan has to have a relative working there.

And what do you think happens when a guard breaks 14th amendment rights or any other numerous prisoner rights.
Guards can tell stories all day long, but providing proof you were the guard on shift is putting yourself out in public.
Same with taking pictures of Chris or pretty much any literal evidence needed for it to not be a LARP.
So it goes online and begins to circulate and some lawyer picks it up and uses it to show further harassment of their client (even if by outside party) and it comes back to you. Pretty hefty penalty with such things.
Prison guard stories happen all the time, but you'll notice they almost always exclude the in-depth prisoner details.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

I just mean like someone saying "hey my uncle works where Chris is and he says he beats off to MLP all day". Simple.

 

[Ophelia]

I just mean like someone saying "hey my uncle works where Chris is and he says he beats off to MLP all day". Simple.

Such claims would immediately be met with “Prove it, faggo.” It’s the internet and anyone can say anything. I could claim my mentally challenged cousin (who totally exists) was in the hospital with Chris and Chris definitely tried to heal another patient by singing the MLP song while beating off. But I couldn’t prove it without doxing people, so you see the bind we’re in.

 

[I swear she's 18]

This entirely correct. I do not understand why mainstream academia are not doing articles, dissertations, and whole journals on Chris. He's relevant to psychology of course, but also anthropology, sociology, history, medicine, philosophy, religious studies, and even literature scholars would enjoy unpacking Sonichu.

Chris is without exaggeration an extremely valuable resource into documentation and research of social sciences and humanities generally. I don't mean social science and humanities in the obese blue-haired lesbian sense, I mean as serious fields of study. Academia ignores him to its own detriment. It baffles me that he's as well-documented as he is, and yet we have yet to see so much as a master's thesis about him, let alone peer-reviewed articles. If a bunch of spergs online could get as much as we have, imagine the work real experts could do on him regarding modern society, pop culture, and mental health.

It's because the alphabet fags are in control of the mainstream media and politics. The reason why Chris doesn't have a Wikipedia article is because the mods believe they're morally superior who think it's a hate crime and not worth having an article dedicated to Chris. Even though lesser notable people have pages. I don't have the link to the discussion, but I know it's floating around here somewhere. In short, you either go with the mob or get canceled.

 

[AnOminous]

Even though lesser notable people have pages. I don't have the link to the discussion, but I know it's floating around here somewhere. In short, you either go with the mob or get canceled.

Chris is more notable than Jizz Dong-Gone and John "Brianna Wu" Flynt put together, or pretty much every single other completely irrelevant troon pervert who has done nothing but cut his dick off but has an article.

 

[King Kiwi]

When Barb finally dies her corpse will be cremated, so Chris could mix her ashes with chewing gum for his DIY prison fleshlight. Even prison can't stop Chris from milking his bent dick in most horrifying ways possible.

Don't tell anyone but we're going to mix her ashes with cement, put them on Chris when he's asleep and throw him off a bridge straight into a mixing truck that will then make a new cement sidewalk so that people can step on Chris until one day he, too, breaks apart and then an asteroid destroys whatever is left.

 

[Debbie Macomber]

From a Calvinist perspective, God could have let Chris die of the taint wound when he still had a chance at Heaven, but instead let him live long enough to damn himself by raping Barb

 

[Pickle Inspector]

From a Calvinist perspective, God could have let Chris die of the taint wound when he still had a chance at Heaven, but instead let him live long enough to damn himself by raping Barb

Wouldn’t it have been foretold already have been predetermined Chris would live a life of ever increasing depravity using Calvinism logic?

Although from a general religious (Or moral) perspective Chris had it pretty easy to choose right from wrong, if you believe in religion and God it wasn’t even a particular subtle test.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Didn't help that within the brony fandom, that character's most recognized fan VA; Nowacking, later went FTM trans themselves, further feeding Chris's delusions that he could be the opposite gender.

OK I can't prove it since I don't personally know nowhacking but I'm willing to bet SHE used the old "I'm a lesbian" excuse to get rid of Chris cause he was trying way to hard to woo her m. Then when he trooned out to try the "I'm a true and honest lesbain lady too!" Card. That lead nowhacking to Troon out herself.

 

[JackoVerde]

do you guys think there's a chance however minute, that this is the real Liquid Chris? Sallow Dawn seems to think so.
what are the chances, a guy that look like liquid, sounds like liquid, is about liquids age and gained enough interest in chris chan to not only impersonate liquid, but do a damn near spot on impression of him.
sallow dawn also makes a few comparisons that seem reasonable enough as to their resemblance.
another possibility is his twin brother doing the impression, which he can do very well.

 

[ABE LINN COHN]

do you guys think there's a chance however minute, that this is the real Liquid Chris? Sallow Dawn seems to think so.
what are the chances, a guy that look like liquid, sounds like liquid, is about liquids age and gained enough interest in chris chan to not only impersonate liquid, but do a damn near spot on impression of him.
sallow dawn also makes a few comparisons that seem reasonable enough as to their resemblance.
another possibility is his twin brother doing the impression, which he can do very well.

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I just don't believe the actual Liquid Chris guy would come out with his old routine, mocking the Chris from 13 years ago (instead of the Chris from now), all because some lolcow decided he wanted to call himself "the next Chris Chan". It's 100% an imposter, but a talented one.