Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[Stupidface]

If Barb were to die before Chris got out, how soon do you all think the farms would find out? Would we find out? I expect there'd be an obituary someplace, but just thinking about all the severed ties and lack of publicly shared ongoings now.

 

[Nointey]

If Barb were to die before Chris got out, how soon do you all think the farms would find out? Would we find out? I expect there'd be an obituary someplace, but just thinking about all the severed ties and lack of publicly shared ongoings now.

It'd probably take at least a couple weeks

 

[Jon Osterman]

If Barb were to die before Chris got out, how soon do you all think the farms would find out? Would we find out? I expect there'd be an obituary someplace, but just thinking about all the severed ties and lack of publicly shared ongoings now.

This was brought up before and the answer is pretty damn quickly. Barb has an unfilled grave that can be Tracked Online, not to mention any obituaries posted in online or even print newspapers. If Chris is still in jail there's a decent chance we'll find out Barb croaked before him.

 

[Nikes_JustDoIt]

From a Calvinist perspective, God could have let Chris die of the taint wound when he still had a chance at Heaven, but instead let him live long enough to damn himself by raping Barb

Will he denounce God during the Idea guys saga and follow false ideals (cpu god thing). But he continued way after it, he was doomed.

 

[Hopkinsville Goblin]

This was brought up before and the answer is pretty damn quickly. Barb has an unfilled grave that can be Tracked Online, not to mention any obituaries posted in online or even print newspapers. If Chris is still in jail there's a decent chance we'll find out Barb croaked before him.

If she's really damaged her family ties Barb may not get an obituary. Newspapers charge a lot for them, like several hundred dollars, and Chris would rather spend that kind of money on toys. The Find a Grave link could be helpful. She's already got a flower there:

 

[Ophelia]

Barb has an unfilled grave

Is that synonymous with “empty niche next to Bob in a columbarium”?

 

[JackoVerde]

Newspapers charge a lot for them, like several hundred dollars, and Chris would rather spend that kind of money on toys. The Find a Grave link could be helpful. She's already got a flower there:

funeral homes post obituaries online now. my uncles obituary can be found online connected to the funeral home and cemetary he was buried in.

 

[Hopkinsville Goblin]

Praetor has posted new jail art from September through November to the Etsy store. Reddit has already been discussing it for about three hours.
Some notable details:
Chris thinks the creamery is where you go to get cremated.
His Akashic Records appear to contain numerous 8-track and VHS tapes, among other formats. It appears Chris's life is recorded on a collection of at least 4072 8-track tapes. One book in this library is "Pinkie Pie vol. 127". The interview with Dr. Wolf is there. A couple items are on fire, which appear to represent Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin. Curiously absent are vinyl records, like the ones Bob collected.
Previously, Tails has rarely been acknowledged by Chris. We see the outside of his workshop in one of the art pieces.
EDIT: Some of the items I thought were 8-tracks may be RCA SelectaVision discs.

 

[AnOminous]

funeral homes post obituaries online now. my uncles obituary can be found online connected to the funeral home and cemetary he was buried in.

They only do that if you tell them to.

 

[JackoVerde]

They only do that if you tell them to.

wings of redemptions grandmas is on the internet.
my guess is the funeral home has it mostly automated, so they probably ask the family if they want it and submit it under a template

now an even more interesting question is, will chris be included in the obituary? i think barbs family may be reluctant to include the son who raped her in her obituary.
cole smithey might be the only one included.

 

[AnOminous]

wings of redemptions grandmas is on the internet.
my guess is the funeral home has it mostly automated, so they probably ask the family if they want it and submit it under a template

now an even more interesting question is, will chris be included in the obituary? i think barbs family may be reluctant to include the son who raped her in her obituary.
cole smithey might be the only one included.

If so I hope Chris gets to read it and seethe.

 

[Debbie Macomber]

Praetor has posted new jail art from September through November to the Etsy store. Reddit has already been discussing it for about three hours.

Mrs. Jesus Christine meets classic Chris, who thinks she is sexy and is glad to hear their love quest resolves with them marrying Mewtwo and Magi-Chan

In reality, if Chris could hop in a time machine and meet classic Chris, classic Chris would say, "WHAT?! I'm filthy tranny HOMO! And you're telling me in the next 16 long years I never get an 18-24 year old boyfriend free girl to make into a sweetheart from the ground up, I just lose my virginity to a hooker, give up and settle for massdebating to Pokémon for the rest of my life? You HAD A CHANCE with a 18-24 year old boyfriend free girl, but you FUCKED OUR MOM INSTEAD! And now you've been in jail for a over year, you're disrespecting GodJesus, and you're looking at either prison or getting committed with slow-in-the-minds? I can't take this! I hate you! You're a disgusting perverted freak that's against everything I stand for and failure at everything I've ever dreamed of, I'd rather kill myself than become you!"

Then Modern Chris would fade out of existence as classic Chris slits his own throat.

 

[Hopkinsville Goblin]

I was just looking at the Soup Store Double Feature, and on the floor are cans of Campbell's mock turtle soup, a soup made from calf's head that was discontinued by Campbell's before 1960. How did Chris get interested in this soup meme? Is it related to his soup hotels? Was mock turtle soup mentioned in the Chris-chan/Warhol book?

 

[Debbie Macomber]

I was just looking at the Soup Store Double Feature, and on the floor are cans of Campbell's mock turtle soup, a soup made from calf's head that was discontinued by Campbell's before 1960. How did Chris get interested in this soup meme? Is it related to his soup hotels? Was mock turtle soup mentioned in the Chris-chan/Warhol book?

Did Bob have 30 year old soup cans in the pantry during Chris's childhood?

 

[Jon Osterman]

I was just looking at the Soup Store Double Feature, and on the floor are cans of Campbell's mock turtle soup, a soup made from calf's head that was discontinued by Campbell's before 1960. How did Chris get interested in this soup meme? Is it related to his soup hotels? Was mock turtle soup mentioned in the Chris-chan/Warhol book?

This is like when he randomly brought up coffee jelly in the coffee jelly break. From what I can see he's never had it, never mentioned it before, and all of a sudden he devotes an entire drawing to it. He can watch TV in jail right maybe he's watching some food channel.

 

[Hopkinsville Goblin]

Did Bob have 30 year old soup cans in the pantry during Chris's childhood?

I'd expect cans that old would burst, spraying black goo everywhere.

Source: My parents inherited a house from someone who grew up in the Great Depression and had a bunch of old canned food on shelves. The burst cans glued the others to the shelf with a tar-like substance. We threw the shelves away.

 

[Waifu Days]

I was just looking at the Soup Store Double Feature, and on the floor are cans of Campbell's mock turtle soup, a soup made from calf's head that was discontinued by Campbell's before 1960. How did Chris get interested in this soup meme? Is it related to his soup hotels? Was mock turtle soup mentioned in the Chris-chan/Warhol book?

As far as I can tell, Warhol never did a piece of Mock Turtle in the 1962 exhibit. Don't know if it's in the book, though. Chris's mind is like an odd steel trap. Its latch doesn't quite work right but other parts of it pitch hold in unintentional ways. I'm with you, I would like to know the truth.

 

[Ophelia]

“Mock turtle soup” makes me think of an Alice in Wonderland TV movie. Gene Wilder played the mock turtle from the book and sang a song about turtle soup. It was very strange. Maybe Chris saw it? (A stretch, but Chris has watched so much television)

 

[A Grey Cat]

So apparently Chris can still contact the outside world. He's not under any order by the court or heilburg not to, this radio silence has for the most part been Chris's own choice.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

So apparently Chris can still contact the outside world. He's not under any order by the court or heilburg not to, this radio silence has for the most part been Chris's own choice.

I’m not an expert but I imagine it’d legally be pretty difficult to stop Chris from sending letters while in jail.

On the other hand perhaps his lawyer has told him his letters are hurting his case and he‘s actually listening for once.