Some of the section 8 houses available in VA aren't bad at all. They're big enough for a small family and most people would be comfortable in them. However they're in absolutely terrible locations. Think family homes that are 60-80 years old.
I think it’s a mystery how Philthy got section 8? Maybe he had applied, I don’t remember. Chris has never applied for it because he never thought he needed it. I wonder if he’d be able to handle even the few responsibilities which come with s8.
There is a very real possibility that his hoard has been trashed by now. He’d have to build a new hoard from the ground up.
As I've been saying the courts would have to be pretty negligent to not consider getting him a conservator to handle his funds and keep him from doing any more stupid shit. Whoever's given the job of wrangling Chris will be given legal authority over Chris' finances and can guarantee the house gets paid for, as well as stop by every now and again to make sure Chris doesn't trash the place. Basically, he'd have almost as much supervision as if he was in a tard home without taking up a bed and without having him near vulnerable tards.
Section 8 would be a living nightmare for Chris. Notwithstanding niggos there, the place would be inhabited with a lot lower class than he thinks he should be around, and they would all be worlds more street-smart than he will ever be. All it would take would be one of them finding out something to set Chris off, and it would spread to everyone else in the complex doing it. Not to mention the behavior of other types of people that would get on his nerves.
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He has sort of been by himself in later years that Barb hasn't been all there.
Phil somehow manages. Maybe Portland is just a realm of No Fucks Given, though.
No, he's too far gone and beyond all help. Remember, every time Chris does something we never thought he'd be stupid enough to do, he always surprises us. I don't think we can say things like 'Chris wouldn't try to burn the temple down' or 'Chris wouldn't try to stab a walmart employee'.
They would try to force Chris to use his powers. It depends on Chris' adaptability. He can try to make friends, but it won't go so well for him.
There are times where Chris is self-reliant. However, that only happens in the comfort of his own home and under his own time. If he is taken out of his element where he has to take care of himself within a certain time frame, that's when he panics. I still agree with you, though.
For the past ten years he's had to care for himself, Barb, and a bunch of assorted animals on the small chunk of tugboat he actually puts towards necessities. The biggest obstacle for him will be his desire to replace his hoard much like what happened after the fire.
I don't think Chris wants friends, and I don't think he understands the concept. Sure people have tried to be friends with Chris in the past, but it's always been for a very short time, then Chris never does anything with them.
I don't think it's so much the realm of no fucks, but more so them just taking his bullshit so they don't have to deal with his reeeeing.
I doubt anyone at the jail or Heilberg are going to do anything like that. None of them are being paid to do that kind of stuff, so I doubt they'll be doing it out of the kindness of their hearts, not for Chris anyway. Even if they did it would probably be in a shitty area since he has no right to be picky and should be grateful for anywhere willing to take him, which would be fucking hilarious if he ends up living around a bunch of niggers. Actually, that'd be perfect, he'd be too afraid to ever go outside if they dropped him in a ghetto.
I keep thinking of humanizing Chris, but I keep being reminded that while not being a sociopath, Chris has these negative personality traits that kind of make him like one. Sure, the argument can be made for Chris regarding his 'tism, but at this point, it's an excuse. In that sense, Borb literally created a monster. Granted, he's slovenly and lazy, but a monster nonetheless. If he thinks he can turn his neighbors in his section 8 housing into worshippers, he has another thing coming. Even is some enablers, like Copitz come back after Chris is released, how long are they going to be by Chris' side until they wash their hands of him?
