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Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
Chris didn't magically become responsible after all this, so there's obviously something that's forcing him or scaring him into putting up with all this crap, which is what he spent decades fighting when other people suggested he do things like eating healthy.
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None of them were professional tard wranglers, though. It's also remotely possible that spending over a year in jail got his attention, at least for the moment.

And he could just be in one of his dormant periods.
 
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Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
In order for that to happen, Chris would have completely changed personality in order to willing stay with someone who is obviously wrangling him. When has Chris ever bought healthy food like actual vegetables, when he could just fuck off to McDonalds? Also, would he willingly just not go back to his "Temple" with all his toys and video games to sit around doing nothing unless there was some sort of punishment from some agency if he does?

Chris didn't magically become responsible after all this, so there's obviously something that's forcing him or scaring him into putting up with all this crap, which is what he spent decades fighting when other people suggested he do things like eating healthy.
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Chris being Chris I'm certain we'll have the answers to all our questions soon enough. Since when has he been able to keep his fat mouth shut.
 
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So the post-jail sightings thread is a bust for actual discussion about who the new girl is, so I’ll ask my question here:

Did anyone else immediately think of the desperate seem Sarah and Steve? Because I remember how thirsty she was for Chris’ attention and wouldn’t put it past her to pounce now that he has nobody else.
 
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Chris Chan is the ultimate case of someone peaking in high school.

I don't think there's much truth to the idea that the nerds have the last laugh/the popular kids crash and burn after high school. Maybe they won't become rich and famous, but many of the ASB kids from my high school ended up becoming nurses, teachers, realtors, and other respectable professions. None of them ended up homeless or in jail 7-10 years onward (depending on grade).

The whole "nerds win in the end/if you call them geek now, you'll call them CEO then" thing reminds me of famous singers telling the public to follow your passion. Easy for you to say. Bill Gates might not be conventionally attractive, and he's somewhat reclusive, but he has people skills, tact, and nuance. Steve Jobs was a showman, Shigeru Miyamoto was playful and witty, and Neil DeGrasse Tyson has the tact and humility to accurately simplify complex phenomena for an average audience.

Chris Chan was good with computers from an early age, and he had "nerdy" interests like comics and cartoons. But while he was nerdy, he didn't do well in school, and only claimed honor roll by taking remedial classes. He's the kind of nerd who most definitely can peak in HS. He still liked fairly mainstream things, unlike the nerd who strives to memorize every subway route in the USA, or the absolute nerd who lectures you on the history of the DX7 when you just want to chill out and listen to music...

Chris Chan also genuinely seem to think that the un poquito he picked up in school means he's fluent in Spanish...

And I think I'm there.

AT LEAST I CAN PLAY INSTRUMENTS AND PROPERLY DEFINE RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY

Love,

N****** A**** Chango P***
 
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Rogowski said:
So the post-jail sightings thread is a bust for actual discussion about who the new girl is, so I’ll ask my question here:

Did anyone else immediately think of the desperate seem Sarah and Steve? Because I remember how thirsty she was for Chris’ attention and wouldn’t put it past her to pounce now that he has nobody else.
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God, the gayops are by far the most boring and tedious part of Christory to keep up with. I saw your post in the other thread, do you have anything that specifically makes you point to this duo? There was no shortage of people trying to stake a claim back then.
 
Does a random dream count as a random thought?
I've been working out a lot lately and playing one of my sports 3 times a week to get ready for a big event so I went to sleep with really sore muscles. I got off work last night and spent a couple hours catching up on the post-jail sightings thread before going to bed. This morning woke up pretty sore but joined my boyfriend at the counter for some coffee. He asked me "wanna know the weirdest thing you've said in your sleep so far?"
"Sure"
"You woke up with a leg cramp and while holding your leg you said 'SONICHU.. NOOOOOO!'"
FML. I have no recollection of the dream. This shit is living in my subconscious and I don't like it.
 
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Marvin said:
But Chris isn't in a legal status where his autonomy as an adult has been suspended
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I can't recall who said it or when, but someone said that the courts can't just dump Chris out on the streets with no home. They have to release him to some sort of residence, which in his case would probably be something like a halfway house or group home. I will admit though that my "legal expertise" is googling things.
 
Jon Osterman said:
I can't recall who said it or when, but someone said that the courts can't just dump Chris out on the streets with no home. They have to release him to some sort of residence, which in his case would probably be something like a halfway house or group home. I will admit though that my "legal expertise" is googling things.
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No, that's actually what happens to basically all people in Chris' situation.

Criminally / legally, Chris is a full adult who can consent (or not) to contracts and direct his own legal defense.

Now someone might've rung up the state department of social services as a courtesy, but it'd be just that: a courtesy. And if someone from the Virginia DSS wanted to get Chris into a home, he'd need to consent to that. He very well might engage with that as an alternative to being homeless, but we don't really know.

There is no "can't just dump" involved. That's pretty much what they do by default.

Now there's theories that the state made some sort of plea agreement with Chris behind the scenes that requires him to stick to some kind of group home or something.

I think that's unlikely because there's no documentation about such an agreement and what documentation we do have suggests the state just followed the standard deferred deposition agreement. That's: 1) criminal makes agreement to probation; 2) criminal sticks to probation; 3) after completion of probation, the state drops charges.

Since the state dropped the charges, I think Chris is probably just free as a bird, unencumbered by this accusation.
 
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Jon Osterman said:
I can't recall who said it or when, but someone said that the courts can't just dump Chris out on the streets with no home. They have to release him to some sort of residence, which in his case would probably be something like a halfway house or group home. I will admit though that my "legal expertise" is googling things.
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@Pointless Sperg again. Va. Code § 53.1-68(C) doesn't explicitly mention housing, but it involves a discharge plan and providing support to newly released inmates with mental health issues, and this has largely been viewed as prohibiting just releasing mentally ill homeless into the wild, as it were.

And as PS noted, this bill was authored by Chris's old attorney from the hit and run case, Rob Bell, who was also involved in the autism deferral bill that got Chris out of jail with no conviction.
Marvin said:
Since the state dropped the charges, I think Chris is probably just free as a bird, unencumbered by this accusation.
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The default in Virginia is dismissal without prejudice, so presumably they could re-bring charges within the statute of limitations for the relevant offense. I wouldn't bet on this though even if he does fuck up, unless it's literally raping someone again.
 
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AnOminous said:
The default in Virginia is dismissal without prejudice, so presumably they could re-bring charges within the statute of limitations for the relevant offense. I wouldn't bet on this though even if he does fuck up, unless it's literally raping someone again.
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Yeah I figured as much. I didn't think they were forbidden from recharging him (I would imagine the "with prejudice" would've been listed on some paperwork somewhere that we'd have), just that it'd be pretty unusual.
 
Marvin said:
Yeah I figured as much. I didn't think they were forbidden from recharging him (I would imagine the "with prejudice" would've been listed on some paperwork somewhere that we'd have), just that it'd be pretty unusual.
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We don't really have much paperwork other than what's right on the docket. It's possible more could be obtained in person but so far as I know nobody has tried. It's sometimes like that with divorces, too.
 
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Rogowski said:
So the post-jail sightings thread is a bust for actual discussion about who the new girl is, so I’ll ask my question here:

Did anyone else immediately think of the desperate seem Sarah and Steve? Because I remember how thirsty she was for Chris’ attention and wouldn’t put it past her to pounce now that he has nobody else.
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And to think that they literally spend in the first switch that they gave to Chris, just to be humilliated and almost doxxed, talking about being more pathetic than Chris...
 
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“Online on PS4” Does this dispel the rumor that he got a PS5 somehow? I thought he’d been seen playing some new game.
 
Saw a page on CWCki theorize that Chris had no nasal septum based on his MySpace image.
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Thoughts?
 
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