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I told Bing AI to draw Sonichu embracing Barbara Chandler
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D_Tractor said:
A redditor has apparently found Robert F. Chandler Sr.'s (Chris' paternal grandfather) death certificate. He was a security guard.

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Wow, I rarely say this, but thanks redditor! You did Christory a solid.
 
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AnOminous said:
She has a thread here.

Probably the most notable content is her rweird nude dad.
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That and her love of incest fanfics and how they ultimately proved to be ironic post barb fucking.
Mariposa2.0 LTE said:
Old grandad should have forced his wife to swallow.
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The only one who should have swallowed was barb in 81. There was nothing wrong with Robert Franklin Sr or junior. It was by the time Bob was 50 and after his father was gone that the Ole seed n feed started to go sour, and barb being on her last egg wasn't better either.
 
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Are there any aspects about Chris’s life or character that anyone thinks people A-logged too much even back during his classic era in 2009-2010? Like one aspect I find is particularly his weight which I never really got. Liek even at his worst Chris was never particularly fat at all, I have seen Americans and even other lolcows that are way way fatter and actually morbidly obese compared to Chris who even at his worst
Was just a bit plump. Yet people trolled him for years about this one particular aspect of his appearance that honestly never truly stood out for me. Like why lol?
 
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Xentrilius said:
Are there any aspects about Chris’s life or character that anyone thinks people A-logged too much even back during his classic era in 2009-2010? Like one aspect I find is particularly his weight which I never really got. Liek even at his worst Chris was never particularly fat at all, I have seen Americans and even other lolcows that are way way fatter and actually morbidly obese compared to Chris who even at his worst
Was just a bit plump. Yet people trolled him for years about this one particular aspect of his appearance that honestly never truly stood out for me. Like why lol?
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how profound. maybe you're right, maybe chris chan isn't fat. maybe we were wrong all along and you've been right this whole time and maybe you're right and kiwifarms is wrong...
 
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Xentrilius said:
Are there any aspects about Chris’s life or character that anyone thinks people A-logged too much even back during his classic era in 2009-2010? Like one aspect I find is particularly his weight which I never really got. Liek even at his worst Chris was never particularly fat at all, I have seen Americans and even other lolcows that are way way fatter and actually morbidly obese compared to Chris who even at his worst
Was just a bit plump. Yet people trolled him for years about this one particular aspect of his appearance that honestly never truly stood out for me. Like why lol?
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Says Bri'ish Chris-Chan.
 
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POWER IN MISERY said:
how profound. maybe you're right, maybe chris chan isn't fat. maybe we were wrong all along and you've been right this whole time and maybe you're right and kiwifarms is wrong...
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I didn’t say he wasn’t fat, I just am saying compared to people like Chantal, hungryfatchick and Nick avocado he’s basically skinny.
 
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Xentrilius said:
I didn’t say he wasn’t fat, I just am saying compared to people like Chantal, hungryfatchick and Nick avocado he’s basically skinny.
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This is what @Xentrilius (aka Felix Lang, aka @thegooddoctor actually believes (in his own voice).
 
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Cuban Pete said:
I wonder if Chris is a selfless lover and a good lay due to all those autism sex books he's read.
Barb has it pretty good (if only she knew).
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besides spooning which chris has done with barb since he was a child, from what we know chris would make out with her, rub her body with oil to massage her, finger her, eat her pussy and then fuck her. if you can get past the arguments such as barb is chris's mother, barb has dementia and cannot consent, barb is over 80, barb has a colony of scabies mites laying eggs in her vagina and ass, chris's penis is bent at a 90 degree angle and chris shits himself multiple times a day without changing his underwear theres a potential argument you can make that chris takes his partner's pleasure into mind during sex

Xentrilius said:
Are there any aspects about Chris’s life or character that anyone thinks people A-logged too much even back during his classic era in 2009-2010? Like one aspect I find is particularly his weight which I never really got. Liek even at his worst Chris was never particularly fat at all, I have seen Americans and even other lolcows that are way way fatter and actually morbidly obese compared to Chris who even at his worst
Was just a bit plump. Yet people trolled him for years about this one particular aspect of his appearance that honestly never truly stood out for me. Like why lol?
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bluespike probably shouldnt have made chris shove his medallion up his ass
 
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Kirby said:
besides spooning which chris has done with barb since he was a child, from what we know chris would make out with her, rub her body with oil to massage her, finger her, eat her pussy and then fuck her. if you can get past the arguments such as barb is chris's mother, barb has dementia and cannot consent, barb is over 80, barb has a colony of scabies mites laying eggs in her vagina and ass, chris's penis is bent at a 90 degree angle and chris shits himself multiple times a day without changing his underwear theres a potential argument you can make that chris takes his partner's pleasure into mind during sex


bluespike probably shouldnt have made chris shove his medallion up his ass
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oh god i’m gonna puke… why does chris have to be so revolting…
 
Heilberg really did a shit job for Chris when you think about it

If Chris defended HIMSELF in the beginning when it was just a misdemeanor, the worst that could've happened would be him saying on the stand "I fucked Barbi-chu to heal her because I'm Sonichu Jesus!" and getting a year in jail.

Instead, Heilberg kept wasting the court's and Chris's time until the prosecution upped the charges to a felony, and even though he got out with a clean record, he still spent two years in custody.

Chris literally did twice as much time with Heilberg's council as he would have if he had represented himself
 
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