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atorie said:
What if the majority of chris' etsy sales is caden laundering drug money and "buying" things from himself, with fake accounts? I notice a lot of the reviews are overly supportive, which seems a bit weird.
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I had that thought too with how much money is rolling in, not to mention all the ass patting reviews.
 
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atorie said:
What if the majority of chris' etsy sales is caden laundering drug money and "buying" things from himself, with fake accounts? I notice a lot of the reviews are overly supportive, which seems a bit weird.
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Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
I had that thought too with how much money is rolling in, not to mention all the ass patting reviews.
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I just went through his etsy page's reviews and it's interesting there are a lot of real reviews from people with very active accounts, but there is a mix of one an done account with odd names, it could be that there are people just signing up to buy something as a joke and leaving a "A++++ SELLER WOULD BUY AGAIN" old ebay kinda reviews but a lot of them are blank accounts or only have the CWC Store favourite or other items favorted from the store but nothing else.

Etsy does this weird internal SEO thing with items favorited or in a bag but not checked out yet rank higher and the same with stores so I could see him doing something like that to massage his ranking, and possibly using the sales to launder some other money he's getting but honestly it would be a lot easier to do it with generic t-shirts unless he's making a fair wedge from something else and he's using the Chris phenomena to disguise that while making money of legitimate sales.
 
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atorie said:
What if the majority of chris' etsy sales is caden laundering drug money and "buying" things from himself, with fake accounts? I notice a lot of the reviews are overly supportive, which seems a bit weird.
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I was wondering if he fails to for fill orders does he claim he doesn't have to pay them back as it's an act of god.
 
atorie said:
between caden's accent and his history with drug manufacture, it would make sense for him to be in the laundering business too. we almost have a little mafia wannabe on our hands.
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I've heard his voice a few times.

Don't let the cutesy mama's boy next door teddy bear best pal persona fool ya, he sounds like a real weasel and would-be conman.
 
Ever since I brought it up I can't help but imagine what Chris would have been like if he HAD used the gofund me money to pay for a 1000 dollar a night presidential suite while staying at a pony con.



I've checked amd some of these rooms have couches, electric fireplaces, and the bathtubs double as Jacuzzis.





Can you imagine Chris? Standing on a balcony overlooking the Seattle skyline at night a bottle of champagne in one hand maybe a cigar in the other finally having given up his hatred of smoking. Probably just after getting his first piece of poon that wasn't dry aged for 8 decades and his own moms? Thinking to himself: fuck you Megan, fuck you Mary Lee walsh, fuck you Clyde cash, fuck you Mia hamm, fuck you every girl who walked by my attraction sign, fuck you idea guys. Fuck you teen troon squad, fuck you null, fuck you kiwifarms, and most of all fuck you Bob and especially you barb.
 
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A Grey Cat said:
Ever since I brought it up I can't help but imagine what Chris would have been like if he HAD used the gofund me money to pay for a 1000 dollar a night presidential suite while staying at a pony con.



I've checked amd some of these rooms have couches, electric fireplaces, and the bathtubs double as Jacuzzis.





Can you imagine Chris? Standing on a balcony overlooking the Seattle skyline at night a bottle of champagne in one hand maybe a cigar in the other finally having given up his hatred of smoking. Probably just after getting his first piece of poon that wasn't dry aged for 8 decades and his own moms? Thinking to himself: fuck you Megan, fuck you Mary Lee walsh, fuck you Clyde cash, fuck you Mia hamm, fuck you every girl who walked by my attraction sign, fuck you idea guys. Fuck you teen troon squad, fuck you null, fuck you kiwifarms, and most of all fuck you Bob and especially you barb.
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I doubt it. This will always be Chris lusting after Barb.
 
BubbaRobot887 said:
I know she is not a "good" person but I hate to think of anyone rotting away alone in a house as their brain falls apart.
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As much as I dislike Barb, I wouldn't want to see her struggling on her own just out of basic human decency.

Kiwi bro's if you know of any old people on there own check in on them from time to time, even a quick 5 minute chat with someone can mean the world to them.

ToroidalBoat said:
I think "Honor Roll" is blocking people on Twitter because in his small mind, he thinks others will be offended by the blocking as much as blocking was offensive to him.
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Chris thinks that the world will see if he posts (it's true in a twisted way) so them being cut off from his divine personage is akin to being cursed in his mind, this is exactly like a toddler being pissed off at you giving you the silent treatment and doing that stupid pass the message along thing.

Chris is having a temper tantrum about his show being cancelled, he can't understand that something reached a natural conclusion and wants it to carry on so he's demanding it carrys on an because he's not getting listened too it's really riling him up especially now that he's been kicked out of a single con with pony actors in he thinks an feels that he's on some form of richous crusade in his own mind and using anything an everything he can come up with to make reality even slightly bend to his will, while I don't think this is going to be quite Blarms 2.0 he's going to get more autisimal about this for a long time going forward.
 
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ToroidalBoat said:
But since that lolcow is such an "exceptional individual", maybe he would still enjoy it?
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Chris doesn't consume media like you or I do, he likes things to be predictable, obvious and simple.

We might stop watching a show because it's got stale, or the acting or writings dropped off or it's reached it's natural conclusion we enjoyed it for a while but all things end so we move on - like we might watch Babylon 5 really enjoy it an be bummed it ended but it was designed like that from the beginning so move on, We might have watched TWD at first an really enjoyed it but after the same thing being repeated again and again after a certain point we just stop watching an move on after we have seen all we're going to see etc.

Chris doesn't operate at that level of understanding or media enjoyment, it has to fall into a very specific category of media for him to even pay attention to it, and if there is Merch he can buy that's a BIG bonus.

He knows the Poney lore an backstory's of the poneys, the shows not do deep or complex for him to follow and more importantly the animation he is used to and understands the exadurated facial expressions they pull to signify emotion and because it's changed it's made him very uncomfortable. This is a deeper cut to him than Blarms because the Blarms was mostly made up in his own mind and he was told (as was the rest of the Sonic fandom) this is a one off art direction change for reasons and was going back after the conclusion of Sonic Boom, this time though he's vaguely aware that this isn't changing and it's not going back to how it was and it's really distressing him in a way we can't understand.
 
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Phalanges Mycologist said:
Chris doesn't consume media like you or I do, he likes things to be predictable, obvious and simple.
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Sounds like how a little kid enjoys media.

Like I said, I still don't know how "Honor Roll" made the Honor Roll in HS and the Dean's List in college -- or so he claims.
 
ToroidalBoat said:
Like I said, I still don't know how "Honor Roll" made the Honor Roll in HS and the Dean's List in college -- or so he claims.
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Special considerations, it gives the special kids an achivement they can feel good about - everyone else can see it for what it is but the special needs kid will feel great about getting a special achivement.
 
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