Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[Chrus Chundlur]

I think Bob and Barb may be even more stupid than Chris if they thought at that point they could prove he was normal.

Well, as others already said, at least they tried to give him an education, I reserve that thought for all the times they fell for Chris' internet girlfriends. Neurotypical attractive women, no less. I mean, did you take a look at your mess of a son? The literal retard?

Same thing for the marketability of all his Sonichu crap and encouraging him about it. I get that they were fossils who barely knew what those Pokey-men were, but even with that, it was still evident to anybody with half a brain that there were a million reasons that shit would never go anywhere.

Doesn’t BlueSpike count?

I always found weird how trolls didn't use that against him, not only to call him out as a pedo, but a homosexual one to boot, back when he was a closeted, raging homophobe. It was pretty low-hanging fruit and would have made Chris chimp the fuck out trying to justify himself.

 

[The Cringe Connoisseur]

Anyone else ever notice that Chris is like a D&D character that can only roll 1s? (for those who don't know the game a nat 1 is a "critical failure" which usually results in you harming yourself in some way) just think about it. He tries to make a cup of coffee and sets his own house on fire. He tries to act sexy and everyone who sees it is disgusted. He tries to act intimidating and everyone who sees it laughs their asses off. He tries to sound smart and sounds like a total retard instead. This shit has been happening on repeat for 20 years and it's just another facet that makes his story so much more bizarre and amusing, the fool has been rolling 1s for decades.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Anyone else ever notice that Chris is like a D&D character that can only roll 1s? (for those who don't know the game a nat 1 is a "critical failure" which usually results in you harming yourself in some way) just think about it. He tries to make a cup of coffee and sets his own house on fire. He tries to act sexy and everyone who sees it is disgusted. He tries to act intimidating and everyone who sees it laughs their asses off. He tries to sound smart and sounds like a total retard instead. This shit has been happening on repeat for 20 years and it's just another facet that makes his story so much more bizarre and amusing, the fool has been rolling 1s for decades.

Nah, he definitely rolls some nat 20's once in a blue moon. Like right now? As much as there's no way Caden isn't exploiting Chris somehow, at the same time Chris had a guy in another state roll up and prepare a whole-ass living situation for him - home, car, and a fucking etsy shop - so Chris wasn't stuck in a group home or homeless following his release from jail.

That's really the core of why Chris is so oddly fascinating. He's a fuck up of unimaginable caliber, by his own doing, and yet somehow reality itself keeps bending to allow him to subsist being an unemployed manchild that over the course of 40 years has slipped into desperately believing that a cartoon reality will subsume the real world and grant him the status of a god.

 

[BubbaRobot887]

Nah, he definitely rolls some nat 20's once in a blue moon. Like right now? As much as there's no way Caden isn't exploiting Chris somehow, at the same time Chris had a guy in another state roll up and prepare a whole-ass living situation for him - home, car, and a fucking etsy shop - so Chris wasn't stuck in a group home or homeless following his release from jail.

That's really the core of why Chris is so oddly fascinating. He's a fuck up of unimaginable caliber, by his own doing, and yet somehow reality itself keeps bending to allow him to subsist being an unemployed manchild that over the course of 40 years has slipped into desperately believing that a cartoon reality will subsume the real world and grant him the status of a god.

That just makes me mad. Here I am obeying all the rules and going to work every day and this manchild rapist is living better than I am and women are standing in line for the chance to throw themselves at him.
I wish my life was as "screwed up" as Chris Chan's, he has it made and always will. He always gets everything he wants without having to work a day in his life. He has the best life on earth, doesn't have to work, and is completely above the law.

It drives me up the wall.

 

[The Cringe Connoisseur]

Nah, he definitely rolls some nat 20's once in a blue moon. Like right now? As much as there's no way Caden isn't exploiting Chris somehow, at the same time Chris had a guy in another state roll up and prepare a whole-ass living situation for him - home, car, and a fucking etsy shop - so Chris wasn't stuck in a group home or homeless following his release from jail.

That's really the core of why Chris is so oddly fascinating. He's a fuck up of unimaginable caliber, by his own doing, and yet somehow reality itself keeps bending to allow him to subsist being an unemployed manchild that over the course of 40 years has slipped into desperately believing that a cartoon reality will subsume the real world and grant him the status of a god.

I just love the fact that the only time he's ever interesting it's completely accidental. He has the originality of white bread he's as deep as a mud puddle and has the sense of humor self awareness and intelligence of a rock yet he's consistently amusing purely because he's so unbelievably incompetent. There's little wonder why he's king among lolcows.

 

[King Kiwi]

No. Chris thought he was a 19 year old woman.

Well, to be fair it probably took a good deal of helium.

 

[AnOminous]

That just makes me mad. Here I am obeying all the rules and going to work every day and this manchild rapist is living better than I am and women are standing in line for the chance to throw themselves at him.

Your life must be pretty bad if you're jealous of a mental retard who has been enslaved by another mental retard and is basically kept as a pet.

 

[Optimus Prime]

That just makes me mad. Here I am obeying all the rules and going to work every day and this manchild rapist is living better than I am and women are standing in line for the chance to throw themselves at him.
I wish my life was as "screwed up" as Chris Chan's, he has it made and always will. He always gets everything he wants without having to work a day in his life. He has the best life on earth, doesn't have to work, and is completely above the law.

It drives me up the wall.

No, he doesn't get everything he wants. - just because he gets to continue being a dipshit like always being the ideal consumerist for children's toys doesn't mean it's a good life.

That's really the key driving factor of WHY his escapist fantasy has gone into full blown messiah complex. His life is, frankly, coping and seething 24/7. He was a social outcast even before becoming a known literal motherfucker and getting pre-banned from every convention in the country by default. He has no love life and the only family he still has he's no longer allowed to see (hopefully). His livelihood is fixed upon the whims of Caden and could be terminated at any time. And these days one of his most notable pastimes is screaming on Twitter/X about how a cartoon horse show's very existence is tied to the Ukrainian War and his predicted apocalypse scenario, because it's not the same as the previous cartoon horse show.

Do I wish I could laze about all day doing whatever? Yes, but only if I had the financial security to know I could afford not to work. It makes the days where I can take time off all the more valuable and the things I spend my money on worth more, because I had to earn that shit. Chris, having felt entitled to things his entire life, always goes for short term rewards and can't work towards exponentially better long term ones. That's why I can plan a convention trip in a few month's time to hang out with friends I rarely get to see and enjoy the whole shebang, while Chris has nowhere to go, no real hobbies to speak of, and no real friends to fufill his social needs beyond the ones in his head.

Chris is the true ending of 'If you give a mouse a cookie' because he's a lazy son of a bitch who has no work ethic and as such has intentionally prevented himself from actually getting the kind of fulfillment in life the majority of other people are able to achieve as a result.

 

[King Kiwi]

That just makes me mad. Here I am obeying all the rules and going to work every day and this manchild rapist is living better than I am and women are standing in line for the chance to throw themselves at him.
I wish my life was as "screwed up" as Chris Chan's, he has it made and always will. He always gets everything he wants without having to work a day in his life. He has the best life on earth, doesn't have to work, and is completely above the law.

It drives me up the wall.

That's part of life, my dude.

Life isn't fair and some people "have more" without even trying. But you don't want to be Chris. There are many days I feel the same way, to a point, but that doesn't mean I have a bad life.

If this really is something that's unbearable, seeing a doctor if you have the means would be a good idea.

Acceptance of life not being fair is a great form of maturity and is very respectable and commendable. Just as important as having a "easy life".

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Remember when that fat freak thought quoting "uncouth" from "My Little Pony" was some "big burn" to "the trolls"?

 

[Sargon's wife's son]

Does anybody genuinely think if Chris was slightly less ******** he'd start a cult because it feels like he
could definitely start a cult with this whole dimensional merge thing

 

[Jason Wynn]

Does anybody genuinely think if Chris was slightly less ******** he'd start a cult because it feels like he
could definitely start a cult with this whole dimensional merge thing

You can say retarded here. I promise we won’t turn you over to the Gestapo .

To answer your question, it’s possible, but improbable. Most cult leaders have to have some kind of strong charisma and force of personality to maintain their cult. They’re expert manipulators and have a way with words. Chris can barely string together a cogent sentence these days.

Then again, you have obvious freaks like Marshall Applewhite who looked and sounded like a deranged old coot and still managed to attract a group of nutballs so anything’s possible.

 

[Bill Kilgore]

That just makes me mad. Here I am obeying all the rules and going to work every day and this manchild rapist is living better than I am and women are standing in line for the chance to throw themselves at him.
I wish my life was as "screwed up" as Chris Chan's, he has it made and always will. He always gets everything he wants without having to work a day in his life. He has the best life on earth, doesn't have to work, and is completely above the law.

It drives me up the wall.

You want to try to become exactly just like Chrissy? Don't, Just don't. You'll probably wind up on becoming this guy instead.

 

[King Kiwi]

Chris is dead.

He has completely entered into the fat, middle-aged make money off the memorabilia phase. Every single post from now on on his Xitter account is going to end with a link to his Etsy store or a mention of his godawful streams.

Fuck you Caden. Fuck you Flutter

And fuck you Chris, you motherfucker sellout.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Then again, you have obvious freaks like Marshall Applewhite who looked and sounded like a deranged old coot and still managed to attract a group of nutballs so anything’s possible.

The thing with Marshal Applewhite is that it was his partner who was the actual competent one that kept the whole shebang going, as dumb as it was.

When she died, that's when things went off the rails and everybody decided to off themselves to go to space...except the one guy they said couldn't because they wanted him to keep running the website. Something that guy is still doing to this day.

Chris is dead.

He has completely entered into the fat, middle-aged make money off the memorabilia phase. Every single post from now on on his Xitter account is going to end with a link to his Etsy store or a mention of his godawful streams.

Fuck you Caden. Fuck you Flutter

And fuck you Chris, you motherfucker sellout.

What do you mean?

This is kind of what Chris wanted from the beginning. Only instead of the memorbilia being purely Sonichu related, it's entirely Chris related.

 

[FedPostalService]

Chris is dead.

Chris remains dead. And we killed him.

 

[Atomic Tampon Cat]

Random thought that made me giggle to myself: imagining Chris's first interaction with a creeper in minecraft resulting in him screaming and stress shitting himself.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Well, to be fair it probably took a good deal of helium.

Bluespike never claimed to be a woman until Chris heard his voice and thought he was one. Of course it was an easy galpal trolling op after that happened. He didn't even sound like a woman at all if I remember right, so I attribute it to Chris being Chris

 

[The_Luck_Boy]

Chris is dead.

He has completely entered into the fat, middle-aged make money off the memorabilia phase. Every single post from now on on his Xitter account is going to end with a link to his Etsy store or a mention of his godawful streams.

Fuck you Caden. Fuck you Flutter

And fuck you Chris, you motherfucker sellout.

Wait for the Only Fans phase and people pay him fifty bucks to gargle his own piss or stand naked in front of a camera and say, "This is what a unfuckable autistic cartoon of a troon looks like. Notice my crooked tiny duck no woman will ever want. I should just cut it off like when I sliced open my taint. I did this for $40."

 

[BubbaRobot887]

That's part of life, my dude.

Life isn't fair and some people "have more" without even trying. But you don't want to be Chris. There are many days I feel the same way, to a point, but that doesn't mean I have a bad life.

If this really is something that's unbearable, seeing a doctor if you have the means would be a good idea.

Acceptance of life not being fair is a great form of maturity and is very respectable and commendable. Just as important as having a "easy life".

Yeah, good point.

I guess I was feeling a little down this weekend.
Still it is a little depressing when I have such a hard week and see just how he is getting along. I would love to have a whole house to myself.

Still, you are right, I would not want to be Chris.