Chris might have finally got the belt from Bob like he deserved.
-Get away from Barb, Im cutting her down, right now.
- Dad no!
- Yes!
I think if Chris back then acted like today's Chris then Bob (old-fashioned, church-going Christian, "republican cur" and proto-boomer) would have put him in a mental institution once and for all. Imagine him and Chris going together to mass as they did and then one day Chris tells everybody he is now a true & honest woman and Jesus reborn and he's ok with gay marriage, adultery, crafting idols, magic, worshipping other gods or be atheist and that pride is not a sin.
And the fact he peppersprayed a dude because of a moronic protest over Sonic's arm color.
Chris's behavior had become consideratively more destructive, at least publically destructive, after Bob's death. When Bob was alive, the worst that Chris would suffer are bans and fines, closest thing to an arrest was when the cops were called on him by Snyder after supposedly taking a picture of his daughter...which Chris got off on a warning and decided to not share this with his parents.
So... I just checked back at Chris's list of owned games and the wiki and I'm quite surprised that he hadn't played that much of mystery dungeon, he owbs (or used to own) blue rescue team and gates to infinity, but I don't think he had never mentioned those games?
Am I wrong or he just never cared about them?
Chris compulsively buys games he never plays or if he does, never for very long. That includes DLC to games he doesnt even own.
He confusingly thinks he is doing his part to "The economy" by doing this, not understanding how the economy or his tugboat works.
Ultimately its because Chris wants to "own" shit and he has very very little understanding of the value of money since the government just gives it to him cuz he was autistic.
It could be a blessing in disguise , or else we would've got some cursed creature like an amyvoir.
Thanks for giving me a mental image of that. Fuck you.
Am I the only one who thinks that if Chris had won the Parapa contest and somehow gotten Megan to go on the trip with him he would have 100% raped her?
Not just because he would think she owed him sex for the trip and PSP but because he thinks everything has to follow stereotypes he saw in sitcoms to the point where he seems to think it is the law that you have to have sex on the third date, so I think he would have thought she didn't have the right to say no because they were on a "romantic" trip together.
If this trip had happened the way Chris planed Christroy could have ending before it really began.
What do you think?
Chris is a fucking coward and he wouldn’t do shit. Megan would probably cut off the inappropriate touching real quick, and if she was smart, would’ve made a scene in public that would more than likely cause some nerdy white knights to intervene.
One of the things that made the barbussy saga so shocking is because it’s one of the few times Chris actually acted on one of his urges in a concrete way. There were decades of impotent rage and sexual frustration leading up to the barbussy
Chris is also very physically weak. He may look "big" but there is very little muscle left on him. He barely worked out his whole life and just running a couple of seconds leaves him gasping for air. What I am saying is that any woman would be able to fight him off. His only shot is use his weight against them but women can be quite savage fighters when they are cornered and dont get me started on one kneeing his bent duck...which is a reminder Chris has an extremely small pain resistance so he will likely let her go the moment she begins kicking and screaming.
He did what he did to Barb because she literally couldnt fight back even if she wanted to. She equally has very little muscle mass because of her lifestyle and age. So Chris saw that the only target he had any chance was with his elderly, argurably afflicted with dementia, weak ass mother.
So Chris is a physically weak coward who just doesnt pose a physical threat to anyone in decent health.
