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King Kiwi said:
Oh I didn't know about that one. I thought he was banned from Target around the time it first opened.
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He got arrested for loitering and banned from a Target store in 2005. His attempt at getting a job at Target, which was spurred on by Kacey, happened four years later but it's unknown if he tried getting a job at the same Target he was arrested at, or if this incident was a factor in him not getting hired.
 
Zeus Blue Thunder said:
The reverse, however, is true. The items from OfficialCWCmart are being sent via the same P.O. box.
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At this point, the P.O. Box is little more than a useless attempt at concealing Chris' actual address. I guess it gives him another stop on the way to Wal-Mart, which is nice, but it doesn't really have much value for Chris beyond that.

Where it could be useful is for receiving mail for someone other than Chris, where the sender is unlikely to be aware of (or research) the connection between the P.O. Box and Big Island house. This is what has me interested to know who has keys to that box and whether or not they're collecting the mail in Chris' absence.
 
SigueSigueSpergnik said:
At this point, the P.O. Box is little more than a useless attempt at concealing Chris' actual address. I guess it gives him another stop on the way to Wal-Mart, which is nice, but it doesn't really have much value for Chris beyond that.

Where it could be useful is for receiving mail for someone other than Chris, where the sender is unlikely to be aware of (or research) the connection between the P.O. Box and Big Island house. This is what has me interested to know who has keys to that box and whether or not they're collecting the mail in Chris' absence.
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That person definitely does way more. Basically, coach Chris and maintain all Praetor operations, even when Chris is absent
 
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Zeus Blue Thunder said:
That person definitely does way more. Basically, coach Chris and maintain all Praetor operations, even when Chris is absent
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While I'm basically in agreement, my suspicion is that the majority of that is run through Caden. But having someone in Virginia who is able to perform the day-to-day asswiping duties that would come up would be helpful, if not outright necessary.

Caden went to high school in Goochland, and the original Praetor members were composed of his buddies. IIRC, Goochland would be about a 2-hour drive from the Big Island house. If any of the people in that circle of dipshits still reside in Virginia, it's not inconceivable that they could be checking up on things at both the house and P.O. Box fairly regularly. Hell, Lynchburg's a university town. If one of them went to school there, they'd be only about half-an-hour away.

Note that this doesn't rule out the possibility of someone unrelated to that group (but in Caden's current sphere) potentially doing the same work. It just makes sense to pick someone you know vs. some Internet rando to potentially give keys to.
 
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SigueSigueSpergnik said:
While I'm basically in agreement, my suspicion is that the majority of that is run through Caden. But having someone in Virginia who is able to perform the day-to-day asswiping duties that would come up would be helpful, if not outright necessary.

Caden went to high school in Goochland, and the original Praetor members were composed of his buddies. IIRC, Goochland would be about a 2-hour drive from the Big Island house. If any of the people in that circle of dipshits still reside in Virginia, it's not inconceivable that they could be checking up on things at both the house and P.O. Box fairly regularly.
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Of course. Caden is the BBEG, but someone has to live at Chris's house. Everything points to it and Chris barely even occupies the house.
I do also know Cabell is probably still working for Praetor over at Sandy Hook, as the OG medallion listing lists that place as the shipping location.
 
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Zeus Blue Thunder said:
Of course. Caden is the BBEG, but someone has to live at Chris's house. Everything points to it and Chris barely even occupies the house.
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True, Chris doesn't seem to be spending a lot of time there - but that doesn't rule out the possibility of someone with a key acting as a non-resident caretaker. It's a fairly safe bet that Chris continues to pay rent regardless of whether he's there or not (the same as with any other rented accommodation), so having someone there full-time may not be totally necessary. From the standpoint of having someone in the building on a regular basis as a crime deterrent, though, it makes sense.

That said, I wouldn't rule out the possibility of another occupant. Chris has never mentioned one, however, and there haven't been any signs (e.g., a car other than his regularly parked out front) of another resident. Still, though, it's entirely possible.

Zeus Blue Thunder said:
I do also know Cabell is probably still working for Praetor over at Sandy Hook, as the OG medallion listing lists that place as the shipping location.
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Good point, and Sandy Hook's about the same distance from Big Island as Goochland, so it's definitely feasible.

It's possible that the Sandy Hook address is being used for returns rather than the P.O. Box. This makes sense, since Chris would inevitably fuck up handling RMAs. He'd be able to concentrate on making the items and have someone else (potentially Cabell) wrangle him when something comes back from a customer.
 
SigueSigueSpergnik said:
That said, I wouldn't rule out the possibility of another occupant. Chris has never mentioned one, however, and there haven't been any signs (e.g., a car other than his regularly parked out front) of another resident. Still, though, it's entirely possible.
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If I wasn't clear enough, yes, I agree and that is also my theory. Baxk when I thought Flutter was one of them, I still had another one I dubbed "The Second Handler"
 
Chrus Chundlur said:
I think he fucked up. There is not much known, but by this we can infer that he tried to get too chummy with some group he barely knew, offended them, and got the boot.
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Holy shit, I didn't know that. It sounds like Chris taped a pseudo attraction sign and just labeled it to this group of women, calling them "Itty bitty titty parade" because that's what the manager or someone called them.
 
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Chris said in one of the old IRC chats that the family had a "manual Honda" that I don't think was ever referenced outside of that. It wasn't just him using the wrong brand for the Mitsubishi or Borb's Beemer. Why would the Chandlers have that, of all things? Was it Bob's?
 
Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
Holy shit, I didn't know that. It sounds like Chris taped a pseudo attraction sign and just labeled it to this group of women, calling them "Itty bitty titty parade" because that's what the manager or someone called them.
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It sounds like he wrote "itty bitty titty committee" on a piece of paper and taped it to where they sit? wtf
 
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Chris said in one of the old IRC chats that the family had a "manual Honda" that I don't think was ever referenced outside of that. It wasn't just him using the wrong brand for the Mitsubishi or Borb's Beemer. Why would the Chandlers have that, of all things? Was it Bob's?
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It seems as though it was Bob's. Find in page for 'Honda'; it's the easiest way to get to the context.

Jackie Chat 3 - He confirms that the car is Bob's.

Jackie E-mails 31 - Chris mentions that the Honda's a manual and that he doesn't know how to drive it.

Those were from September of 2010 and August of 2011, respectively. He had a year to figure it out and evidently didn't. He may have in the years since then, but I'm not holding my breath on that.
 
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Phalanges Mycologist said:
reminisce about bob
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Instead of that, he retconned his father into actually having been a furry abomination all-along.

Then he pulled a blue arms on his fursona because the checkered pattern design he came up with at first was "too much work".

And then, of course, he had to put his mishappen penis into his wife, and brag to internet deviants about how Bob didn't manage to reach her G-spot.
 
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It sounds like he wrote "itty bitty titty committee" on a piece of paper and taped it to where they sit? wtf
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Seems in line though. Chris would be scared shitless approaching a gang of college aged lesbians, so back to the tried and true attraction sign...

...which most likely got him booted.
 
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SigueSigueSpergnik said:
It seems as though it was Bob's. Find in page for 'Honda'; it's the easiest way to get to the context.

Jackie Chat 3 - He confirms that the car is Bob's.

Jackie E-mails 31 - Chris mentions that the Honda's a manual and that he doesn't know how to drive it.

Those were from September of 2010 and August of 2011, respectively. He had a year to figure it out and evidently didn't. He may have in the years since then, but I'm not holding my breath on that.
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I actually did some digging in videos filmed outside around that time, and I think I found it in the background of the last MovingForward video:

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Chris's Escort is on the left, the Mitsubishi on the far right just barely onscreen and Barb's van and Beemer are both offscreen on another part of the lawn. This must have been it.

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Camera quality is absolute ass so it's hard to say for sure, but it looks like a 1991-1996 Honda Prelude, if I had to guess? Man that's kind of a cool-ass car. The Lumberjack had good taste in automobiles.
 
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