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I can't make a thread here so I'll ask the question here.

What mental disorders besides autism and retardation does Chris have?

My guesses are ADHD and Borderline personality disorder.
Narcissism, egotism, delusions of godhood, delusions of grandeur, borderline personality disorder of course, I would guess anxiety.

He hasn't killed anyone that we know of.

Yet.
 
Chris chan most certainly has some type of comorbidity due to his poor mental health over the years, but without a proper diagnoses you're just pissing at the wind.
The only one we're sure of is autism. It's likely he has some kind of personality disorder too but for my purposes, it's just the usual Asshole Personality Disorder where he doesn't give a fuck about anyone else.
 
I think we should look at this from that particular perspective.
"Honor Roll" thinks hedgehogs are sexually attractive. So if that incestuous freak got into bestiality, it should be unsurprising.

Also Finland does not have much variation in elevation, local terrain over there is shaped by former Ice Age activity, it is very dark and cold in the winter there, and the local ways aren't that well-known abroad. If that lolcow were to travel to Europe on his own, one may expect him to pick a more famous place like France or Italy. I think "Praetor" is definitely involved in that somehow.

(No offense meant to anyone from Finland here, BTW.)
 
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I can't make a thread here so I'll ask the question here.

What mental disorders besides autism and retardation does Chris have?

My guesses are ADHD and Borderline personality disorder.
While not an officially recognised disorder as far as I’m aware I am convinced Chris has maladaptive daydreams since it matches up from the first documented encounter with him (The Tale of the Crazy Pacer) right up to his current day Goddess/travelling to multiple universe nonsense.

Here’s some quotes from a few websites:
Maladaptive daydreaming disorder (MDD), also known as excessive daydreaming, involves vivid and excessive fantasy activity with elaborate and complex scenarios. Sometimes the daydreamer borrows characters from favorite books, video games, television shows and movies and makes up their own plots. Others make up their own cast of fantasy characters. People with MDD know that their daydream worlds are not real and never confuse real life with their fantasy worlds. Those with MDD usually enjoy and even love their daydream worlds. However, the daydreaming can result in distress, as it can sometimes replace human interaction and may interfere with normal functioning such as social life or work. People with MDD have trouble limiting their daydreaming and often complain that they find it compulsive or addictive. Maladaptive Daydreamers can spend more than half their days in “vivid alternative universes.”

Maladaptive daydreaming is typically associated with stereotypical movements, such as pacing or rocking, and the need for musical stimulation. Researchers on the topic include Jayne Bigelsen, Dr. Cynthia Schupak, Dr. Daniella Jopp and Dr. Eli Somer who coined the term Maladaptive Daydreaming Disorder. Somer’s definition of the condition is “extensive fantasy activity that replaces human interaction and/or interferes with academic, interpersonal, or vocational functioning.” It is important to note that not everyone who daydreams in this elaborate, vivid manner has MDD. Enhanced, vivid daydreaming only becomes a problem if the person experiencing it believes that it is interfering with his or her life, usually due to the inability to limit it and the time it takes away from pursuing real life activities.

Maladaptive daydreaming, or excessive daydreaming, is when a person experiences frequent and intense daydreams. These episodes go beyond what we typically associate with “mind wandering” and can involve vivid fantasies with complex characters and plots.

When someone daydreams, they may display physical behaviors, such as moving their hands, mouthing conversations, crying, laughing, and pacing around. Maladaptive daydreaming can feel similar to dissociating, as people get so absorbed in their daydreams that they are disconnected from reality.
https://www.madeofmillions.com/articles/symptoms-explained-what-is-maladaptive-daydreaming

Some individuals reportedly possess the ability to daydream so vividly that they experience a sense of presence in the imagined environment.

This experience is reported to be extremely rewarding to the extent that some of those who experience it develop a compulsion to repeat it that it has been described as an addiction.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maladaptive_daydreaming

From The Tale of the Crazy Pacer:
Once upon a time, there was a guy who paced in front of Abercrombie & Fitch. He'd come and do it for hours on end, just walking back and forth. He was an okay-looking guy, not evil-looking like Creepy Molester Dude. So he would pace for his allotted time, then leave. Sometimes as he paced, he would sing or shout. Nobody really could ever tell what he was saying.
https://sonichu.com/cwcki/The_Tale_Of_The_Crazy_Pacer

Also I think it may be what’s implied to happen in the first Joker movie:

The main difference with Chris though is he thinks it’s real.
 
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I’ve kind of always wondered how much damage the nerves in his duck received from being frozen for “15 minutes” in the Jackass challenge video “Cwcsicle”. I always doubted he actually did the full 15 minutes, but I also always figured even just a few minutes in direct contact with snow would have to cause at least some damage in the tissues or nerves or something.
 
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I’ve kind of always wondered how much damage the nerves in his duck received from being frozen for “15 minutes” in the Jackass challenge video “Cwcsicle”. I always doubted he actually did the full 15 minutes, but I also always figured even just a few minutes in direct contact with snow would have to cause at least some damage in the tissues or nerves or something.
If there's one clock you can not change, it's the one on your cellphone!
Whether he did it for real or not, I have a theory that he doesn't always feel physical pain normally. Things like the cwcsicle, shaving his beard dry, slicing open his taint, not noticing he needs to go to the bathroom until it's too late etc.
 
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While not an officially recognised disorder as far as I’m aware I am convinced Chris has maladaptive daydreams since it matches up from the first documented encounter with him (The Tale of the Crazy Pacer) right up to his current day Goddess/travelling to multiple universe nonsense.
I don't really think this is an actual problem with Chris. He never really experienced any of this as a kid, or in school. I think it's become a thing in the last few years because Chris literally does nothing all day. He had very little social contact, no career, didn't even work on Sonichu. Just get up, gorge on some shitty breakfast or lunch, wander around aimlessly making weird noises or tweeting at people, get yelled at by Barb, more doing nothing for hours, then crashing into slumber only to repeat it again.

I think a lot of why people think Chris has all these weird neurosis and mental problems don't understand just how unfulfilling Chris's life is day to day. After bills get paid from money he didn't earn, there was literally nothing for Chris to do day, after day, after day except for maybe a few, small things. The rest of the time was just Chris existing. Even NEETs have some sort of social outlet with online friends, or some other hobby, but not Chris. All his hobbies seem to revolve around him the idea that no, he's not some middle aged, grossly overweight, unhygienic, retarded man child, no, he's actually in fact some super powered goddess. Of course Chris is going to start day dreaming about the latter, but not go as far as to really believe them. Like we've never seem him to try to use his magic powers to zap some store employee as he walks out with an armful of Legos, or try to get his car to fly by driving off the road over a steep hill.
 
I think a lot of why people think Chris has all these weird neurosis and mental problems don't understand just how unfulfilling Chris's life is day to day. After bills get paid from money he didn't earn, there was literally nothing for Chris to do day, after day, after day except for maybe a few, small things. The rest of the time was just Chris existing. Even NEETs have some sort of social outlet with online friends, or some other hobby, but not Chris.
Chris doesn't really post about his day-to-day, so there's not really a good picture of what he does when he's not tweeting.

Like, Chris hung out at End Games over a few years or so to play Pokemon, made friends there, who sometimes went to see movies with him. That was a good social outlet, which Chris didn't post about. Most of that is only known from people taking creepshots of him at End Games, or one of his friends posting on their FB group about going to see a movie.

Same thing with Flutter currently, where Chris travelled all the way to Finland with her and didn't say anything about it online.
 
Chris doesn't really post about his day-to-day, so there's not really a good picture of what he does when he's not tweeting.

Vidya, streaming, batshittery related to the merge, Crayola fuckin' Model Magic, mass debating (inasmuch as is possible), deciding which pair of leggings he's most likely to look awful in and wearing them, MLP, Sonichu, and shit food. Lots and lot of shit food.

He doesn't smoke and as far as I'm aware Captain Kangaroo has been off-air in that part of the country for some time, so probably not those two activites.
 
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Like, Chris hung out at End Games over a few years or so to play Pokemon, made friends there, who sometimes went to see movies with him. That was a good social outlet, which Chris didn't post about. Most of that is only known from people taking creepshots of him at End Games, or one of his friends posting on their FB group about going to see a movie.
IIRC Chris hung out with those people once or twice, and then nothing more was ever heard from them. We know that because Chris posted about it, then they all stopped talking to him. Generally that's how it goes with Chris's friend groups. He'll find a group, they'll arrange a trip somewhere and then nothing is ever heard from them again.

Much like Chris at that gay club. Sure Chris loved it, went a few times, but then poof, nothing. It wasn't a social circle like a friend group, much like The End, Chris just showed up. It'd be like saying Chris had a social group at McDonalds because he went there every day. Even after he got out of jail, Chris was in stores playing, but the "friendship" really never made it beyond a match he'd play with someone.
 
IIRC Chris hung out with those people once or twice, and then nothing more was ever heard from them. We know that because Chris posted about it, then they all stopped talking to him. Generally that's how it goes with Chris's friend groups. He'll find a group, they'll arrange a trip somewhere and then nothing is ever heard from them again.

Much like Chris at that gay club. Sure Chris loved it, went a few times, but then poof, nothing. It wasn't a social circle like a friend group, much like The End, Chris just showed up. It'd be like saying Chris had a social group at McDonalds because he went there every day. Even after he got out of jail, Chris was in stores playing, but the "friendship" really never made it beyond a match he'd play with someone.

True, but part of the reason why we'll never know what ended those relationships is that Chris does everything he can to avoid facing up to (or revealing) his mistakes. It's probably a safe bet that he did something, perhaps a number of things, that caused a rift and he was given the boot. No way on earth will he ever draw attention to the fact - unless forced to - that it was his fault that the rift occurred in the first place, never mind the separation.
 
IIRC Chris hung out with those people once or twice, and then nothing more was ever heard from them.
There was an obscure post from one of his friends, and a later sighting from Kim Wilson. But that's just what's barely publicly known. That he went to the movie theater with a couple of them is interesting because that was outside of their usual Pokemon club social setting. They ended up being obscure in Christory since there was little drama or info around them.
 
Chris went through a Blitzkrieg of psych tests after the Barb breaking, and nothing came up that was significant, in addition, his last trespassing arrest included a psych evaluation, that came up with nothing other than autism and him being a moron.

The problem is with this is - Chris was there for a Criminal Evaluation or Behaviour in lock-up NOT a real diagnostic test, and while he likely did get diagnosed with something an prescribed some generic treatment regime of medicine, it might have been in the "Eh close enough" range to send him back to jail an free up a much needed bed and this is something that Chris has fallen foul of his whole life.

Chris was diagnosed early with Autism, and I think he is Autistic but I am saying this as someone who got a diagnosis in the early / mid 90's that's a diagnosis that was given in a rush and to get funding - Chris likely has something like (and I am using a UK term here because I don't know the American one) "Non specific, Developmental and Neurological mental health issues" in other words he ticks the box's of a lot of problems but not enough to be specifically diagnosed with one thing on it's own, now as to weather that's all biological in nature or environmental that's up for debate.

My guess is they at the prison said "Yea he's bonkers but functional, make him take this this an this to keep him more reasonable" and that's something that's been hammered into him by his legal representation, that he needs to keep taking the meds because he has looked even for him well an truly monged out on camera.

Unless someone really sat down with Chris and talked to him over a prolonged period of time he's nearly impossible to diagnose with any one thing medically, because he ticks so many box's it's easyer just to medicate him an toss him back into society than try an treat him because he's not really a danger to anyone but himself (arguably i'll admit) but if he's medicated he's dosile an that is what matters to the powers that be.
 
Chris doesn't really post about his day-to-day, so there's not really a good picture of what he does when he's not tweeting.

Like, Chris hung out at End Games over a few years or so to play Pokemon, made friends there, who sometimes went to see movies with him. That was a good social outlet, which Chris didn't post about. Most of that is only known from people taking creepshots of him at End Games, or one of his friends posting on their FB group about going to see a movie.

Same thing with Flutter currently, where Chris travelled all the way to Finland with her and didn't say anything about it online.
The more I think about it, the more I'm leaning towards Chris making plans to move to Finland:

Him doing everything he can to make money, staying offline a lot except of course to try to make money and learning another language as well as being spotted in the country that he wants to learn the language of.

Not sure if he's going to move to Helsinki Finland or if she might be opting to move to America (doesn't seem likely) but it wouldn't surprise me if they were going to do either/or.

He also did mention that he was wanting to get married to someone IRL, so it would be interesting if he disappeared in a few months or early next year. It might be a good time, too, because everyone will be busy with the holidays and it will give them time to find somewhere new in Helsinki (that is if Chris isn't moving in to whatever residence she lives in currently) or somewhere else in Finland.

Hell, there's also Norway or Sweden. Less places for Chris to be banned from anyways and more chances for him to do stuff he didn't get a chance to do in America.

Of course this is all just speculation but this is what I'm guessing Chris's ultimate goal is. With what little we know rn, everything seems to point towards something more permanent with Flutter.
 
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Hell, there's also Norway or Sweden. Less places for Chris to be banned from anyways and more chances for him to do stuff he didn't get a chance to do in America.

One thing worth mentioning: if someone establishes residency in an EU member state, that does not allow them to reside in another member state. It doesn't prevent visiting other EU countries, but if doing so it's generally a good idea to have a round-trip ticket back to your country of residence with you, as well as enough cash to show that you're able to cover your costs while travelling, your passport, and residency visa.

Just bringing it up pre-emptively. If he goes to Finland, he's basically there until he either leaves or obtains citizenship.
 
The more I think about it, the more I'm leaning towards Chris making plans to move to Finland:

Him doing everything he can to make money, staying offline a lot except of course to try to make money and learning another language as well as being spotted in the country that he wants to learn the language of.

Not sure if he's going to move to Helsinki Finland or if she might be opting to move to America (doesn't seem likely) but it wouldn't surprise me if they were going to do either/or.

He also did mention that he was wanting to get married to someone IRL, so it would be interesting if he disappeared in a few months or early next year. It might be a good time, too, because everyone will be busy with the holidays and it will give them time to find somewhere new in Helsinki (that is if Chris isn't moving in to whatever residence she lives in currently) or somewhere else in Finland.

Hell, there's also Norway or Sweden. Less places for Chris to be banned from anyways and more chances for him to do stuff he didn't get a chance to do in America.

Of course this is all just speculation but this is what I'm guessing Chris's ultimate goal is. With what little we know rn, everything seems to point towards something more permanent with Flutter.
Isn't it very difficult for Americans to get legal citizenship in European countries?
 
Isn't it very difficult for Americans to get legal citizenship in European countries?

Nope. What it generally boils down to is fulfilling a residency requirement over x number of years. As something of a rule of thumb it's necessary to have a residency permit, have declared intent to the local government to eventually obtain citizenship, and not spend more than the permitted number of days outside of the country of intended citizenship in a given year. This is another one of those things that's country-by-country, though.

The US government isn't keen on American citizens acquiring and/or holding dual citizenship, but there's not a lot they can do about it. Declaring yourself as non-resident in the US at the local embassy, consular office, etc., is generally a good idea, but you're not required to tell them if you're planning to obtain local citizenship. The main reason for doing this is to get the IRS relief for income earned by non-resident US citizens - Americans pay income tax regardless of where they may live in the world, but the amount above which they are responsible for paying taxes is raised for non-residents. See Foreign Earned Income Exclusion for details.

BTW, it doesn't matter where that income is sourced - if you earn it, they want their chunk, regardless of whether it was earned in Baltimore or Burkina Faso.
 
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Chris went through a Blitzkrieg of psych tests after the Barb breaking, and nothing came up that was significant, in addition, his last trespassing arrest included a psych evaluation, that came up with nothing other than autism and him being a moron.
No he didn't what the fuck are you even talking about? He had testing to see if he met the extremely low threshold of being competent to stand trial.
Isn't it very difficult for Americans to get legal citizenship in European countries?
It's SLIGHTLY harder than for Europeans to get American citizenship and that's not hard at all other than the ludicrously insane bureaucracy you always have to deal with.

Even in the current political environment, getting American citizenship if you aren't a complete degenerate unwelcome anywhere is super easy compared to the rest of the world other than tard countries like Germany who seem to hate their citizens so much they actually deliberately want their countries flooded with Somalians and Pakis and shit like that.
 
Narcissism, egotism, delusions of godhood, delusions of grandeur, borderline personality disorder of course, I would guess anxiety.

He hasn't killed anyone that we know of.

Yet.

IRL, not really but Chris believes that if you kill off a fictional character, they legit fucking die IRL or something.

So he killed quite some trolls in his imaginary world (thats very real to him so he does have a body count there)
 
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