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[King Kiwi]

If a girl is into it, then Chris's should be all over it. The wall flower loves celtic so he started to listen to it for example.
Cabbage looks like is finish decent so he's trying to learn it to hopefully get laid with someone other then his mother.

Speculation is that cabbage's name might be Amy. But helmi sort of sounds close amy depending on pronunciation.

Edit: typoz

Or could just be someone messing with this.

The only way we'll know is by placing some cabbage down to cover a net tied to a tree.

 

[D is for Stupid]

The only way we'll know is by placing some cabbage down to cover a net tied to a tree.

We can send a coupon to the house disguised as a restaurant captioned "be a pal and bring a gal! Free dinner for the gals at the new restaurant: nature's grill. Address: the woods"

You know she's tried paying for his shit, and everyone loves free food.

 

[GeorgeMilton]

Pena is a nickname of the common name Pentti - which is strange, as that's a male name and Helmi is a female name.
There's a couple accounts with variations of the name Naapurin Pena but none look relevant.
I don't know how popular this meme is in Finland, but it seems notable, Naapurin Pena = a Finnish Virgin with Rage? (auto-translated from https://hikipedia.org/wiki/Hiktionary:N)
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Oh so it's a set expression! In that case I think Naapurin_Pena has less to say about the gender of the individual than the name Helmi and the apparently female avatar. But this just reinforces the Finnishness of this Helmi - even if Helmi is a pseudonym, apparently she knows enough Finnish to come up with a humorous Finnish expression as an account name. So why would she be learning Finnish on Duolingo? Just to earn XP or see how the course is?

 

[King Kiwi]

And of course "Honor Roll" has below average intelligence. And he's "furry" too: he thinks Sonic the Hedgehog style hedgehog characters are sexually attractive. Hedgehogs!

I'm not saying he isn't a furry (because he's a lot of things) but if he is, I don't think he's a fully-realized furry. It's not exactly on his calling card of vainglories.

 

[Holden Cox]

Oh so it's a set expression! In that case I think Naapurin_Pena has less to say about the gender of the individual than the name Helmi and the apparently female avatar. But this just reinforces the Finnishness of this Helmi - even if Helmi is a pseudonym, apparently she knows enough Finnish to come up with a humorous Finnish expression as an account name. So why would she be learning Finnish on Duolingo? Just to earn XP or see how the course is?

Helmi Ikävalko is definitely a pseudonym, can't say why exactly they're using it.
I looked into the people they follow, Kyle Smith is an American expat with a Finnish wife, Hazamuth is one of his irl friends. Iisa-Tuulia is a Finnish woman associated with the Mersumamma that's following this Helmi account. Mervi Nylund-Isomaki should be specific enough to locate, but I couldn't find any records of an individual bearing that exact name. There's an old woman called "Mervi Nylund", thoughbeit. Junsku Mihojoki appears to be a child. The other users are too generic to find certainly related accounts, but there's some more Finnish names. All-in-all, it's a small enough group with enough patterns of association to be people they really know.
Otherwise, there's a good chance this is all a snipe hunt, I suppose, but I'm just trying to do due-diligence.

 

[Debbie Macomber]

I notice every Chris Chan reference in media is classic Chris, with his striped shirt and Sonichu medallion.

I don't think we'll ever see a weird Al music video reference bluehaired troon unicorn goddess Chris. There are many reasons: it's okay to make fun of male incels not troons, and as others have said, classic Chris was unique, whereas Jesus Christ Tran is just like any other 5 hobos you see on the street, and even though it made him the most infamous, raping his mother is just too disgusting and evil for most people to find funny, whereas classic Chris drawing comics about Mary Lee Walsh was mostly harmless.

It just goes to show Chris is past his prime. Classic will always be the most popular and beloved version, just like young Elvis will always be more iconic than fat Elvis, thriller Michael Jackson than bleached and face carved Michael Jackson and so on.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

I notice every Chris Chan reference in media is classic Chris, with his striped shirt and Sonichu medallion.

I don't think we'll ever see a weird Al music video reference bluehaired troon unicorn goddess Chris. There are many reasons: it's okay to make fun of male incels not troons, and as others have said, classic Chris was unique, whereas Jesus Christ Tran is just like any other 5 hobos you see on the street, and even though it made him the most infamous, raping his mother is just too disgusting and evil for most people to find funny, whereas classic Chris drawing comics about Mary Lee Walsh was mostly harmless.

It just goes to show Chris is past his prime. Classic will always be the most popular and beloved version, just like young Elvis will always be more iconic than fat Elvis, thriller Michael Jackson than bleached and face carved Michael Jackson and so on.

I kinda think that's because the older ones have a unique charm to them, compared to ten a penny other examples now nothing captures you quite like Chris.

 

[ᚠᚢᚦᚩᚱᚳ]

Random thought: Chris Chan is the most toxic person on the internet, to the extent that I don't want my common surname and PO box in a city I don't live in to be potentially leaked, nor do I want any username potentially exposed in any encounter with him. You guys are right, it's legitimately dangerous to be involved with Chris in any way. I have not and will never attempt to contact him or his proxies for any reason.

 

[FedPostalService]

Random thought: Chris Chan is the most toxic person on the internet, to the extent that I don't want my common surname and PO box in a city I don't live in to be potentially leaked, nor do I want any username potentially exposed in any encounter with him. You guys are right, it's legitimately dangerous to be involved with Chris in any way. I have not and will never attempt to contact him or his proxies for any reason.

The only person who escaped the gravity of Chris Chan unscathed was Blue Spike. He’s probably out there living his best life as we speak. If you need evidence that god either doesn’t exist or he doesn’t care about humanity look then no further than this.

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

I often wonder how well Chris does with the Finnish language seeing how dedicated he was with it. Finnish is regarded as a very tough language and unless you have previous experiences with Agglutinative languages like Hungarian or Japanese, Finnish is gonna be very tough.

 

[AngelicPanzer]

I notice every Chris Chan reference in media is classic Chris, with his striped shirt and Sonichu medallion.

I don't think we'll ever see a weird Al music video reference bluehaired troon unicorn goddess Chris. There are many reasons: it's okay to make fun of male incels not troons, and as others have said, classic Chris was unique, whereas Jesus Christ Tran is just like any other 5 hobos you see on the street, and even though it made him the most infamous, raping his mother is just too disgusting and evil for most people to find funny, whereas classic Chris drawing comics about Mary Lee Walsh was mostly harmless.

It just goes to show Chris is past his prime. Classic will always be the most popular and beloved version, just like young Elvis will always be more iconic than fat Elvis, thriller Michael Jackson than bleached and face carved Michael Jackson and so on.

Something something you either die a hero or you live long enough to become the villain.

I often wonder how well Chris does with the Finnish language

He can barely speak English so I imagine horribly.

 

[obliviousbeard]

Pena is a nickname of the common name Pentti - which is strange, as that's a male name and Helmi is a female name.
There's a couple accounts with variations of the name Naapurin Pena but none look relevant.
I don't know how popular this meme is in Finland, but it seems notable, Naapurin Pena = a Finnish Virgin with Rage? (auto-translated from https://hikipedia.org/wiki/Hiktionary:N)
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AFAIK the stereotype is more about fat older dude who might or might not be an alcoholic. Kinda like this npc from My Summer Car. Also, for what it's worth, that's not really used in the current vocabulary either (at least as far as I've heard/seen) - bunch of stuff in Hikipedia is from almost 20 years ago too. Which could support the theory that she's someone who is not living in Finland, at least. Definitely not native speaker if they're taking duolingo courses in Finnish.

apparently she knows enough Finnish to come up with a humorous Finnish expression as an account name

Or at least knowledgeable to find relatively niche stuff (small nation's memes and jokes) using google, not necessarily in finnish.

 

[ᚠᚢᚦᚩᚱᚳ]

The only person who escaped the gravity of Chris Chan unscathed was Blue Spike.

It's wild that one of the most sadistic trolls got away with it while Christopher Duckworth, MD will always be known as the doctor who briefly trolled a retard in good fun. Though Liquid Chris probably had the most psychological impact because he directly targeted Solid's ego (besides the Idea Guys obviously, who fundamentally ruined his concept of reality with their stupid Rick and Morty dimensional bullshit).

I often wonder how well Chris does with the Finnish language seeing how dedicated he was with it.

Seeing Kristiaani Weston Chandler try to speak Finnish may well be the last vestige of classic content potential in him.

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

Seeing Kristiaani Weston Chandler try to speak Finnish may well be the last vestige of classic content potential in him.

I was quite surprised Chris was learning Finnish considering how notoriously difficult that language is. It's a very agglutinate language that requires more than just conjugating verbs to sound right. I've been learning Finnish myself and I feel it's gonna take some time to get used to.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

I was quite surprised Chris was learning Finnish considering how notoriously difficult that language is. It's a very agglutinate language that requires more than just conjugating verbs to sound right. I've been learning Finnish myself and I feel it's gonna take some time to get used to.

I think it's an indication of just how little autism Chris actually has. People with more severe autism tend to just stop learning at a certain age, and it's very difficult to learn new things. I know someone with an autistic son, who's a few rungs up the autism ladder for Chris, and already he's starting to struggle with new concepts in areas he was really good at a few years ago. He has absolutely no capability to learn another language.

With Chris though, he seems to be able to still learn new stuff, gets into new cartoons and other things. I think his autism is very, very mild and his biggest handicap is just that's he's a moronic asshole.

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

I think it's an indication of just how little autism Chris actually has. People with more severe autism tend to just stop learning at a certain age, and it's very difficult to learn new things. I know someone with an autistic son, who's a few rungs up the autism ladder for Chris, and already he's starting to struggle with new concepts in areas he was really good at a few years ago. He has absolutely no capability to learn another language.

With Chris though, he seems to be able to still learn new stuuff, gets into new cartoons and other things. I think his autism is very, very mild and his biggest handicap is just that's he's a moronic asshole.

I also know someone who is also a lot more severely autistic than Chris and shows a lot more traits of autism than Chris has. He doesn't know what year it is or day it is nor does he know where he lives and often forgets things a lot. But he often repeats what he hears in movies a lot and is always curious about pushing buttons even if it's dangerous. I think he had an interest in Japanese things but I really doubt he can understand the basics of Japanese language, where as Chris is capable of learning any language so long as he is dedicated to it. So I totally understand what you're saying. It's not really Chris's autism that made him a lolcow rather his parent's improper way of teaching him right and wrong.

 

[AnOminous]

With Chris though, he seems to be able to still learn new stuuff, gets into new cartoons and other things. I think his autism is very, very mild and his biggest handicap is just that's he's a moronic asshole.

I'll believe that when I hear him actually speaking fluent conversational Finnish and a native speaker agrees that's what he's doing.

 

[FedPostalService]

I'll believe that when I hear him actually speaking fluent conversational Finnish and a native speaker agrees that's what he's doing.

Finland doesn’t exist.

 

[El Pútrido Degenerado]

Oh so it's a set expression! In that case I think Naapurin_Pena has less to say about the gender of the individual than the name Helmi and the apparently female avatar. But this just reinforces the Finnishness of this Helmi - even if Helmi is a pseudonym, apparently she knows enough Finnish to come up with a humorous Finnish expression as an account name. So why would she be learning Finnish on Duolingo? Just to earn XP or see how the course is?

Isn't beastiality fucking legal in Finland? Of all the languages to learn, why the language of the animal fuckers? I think we should look at this from that particular perspective.

 

[obliviousbeard]

Isn't beastiality fucking legal in Finland? Of all the languages to learn, why the language of the animal fuckers? I think we should look at this from that particular perspective.

Not to sperg too hard, but here's a reason you can't find specific laws about beastiality in our laws, since it's covered under animal abuse laws. Granted, CWC might not know that, so perhaps we should look deeper into CWC's interest with irl ponies, given how deep he went for barbussy..