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I have a theory that Chris-Chan is the Flatwoods Monster
  • Both from West Virginia
  • Both creepy
  • Both cryptid-like
  • Both emit strange noises
  • Both leave witnesses disturbed
  • Both feared, mocked, and endlessly talked about.
  • Locals hold festivals for the Monster, the Internet does...this...for Chris
I rest my case
 
ToroidalBoat said:
I still think he's really "transgender" though: the freakish crossdressing, the name change, the insisting on female "pronouns", the disgusting hair...
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As much as it's easy to say Chris actually is 'trans', including the fact he put his own body to the knife twice to try and give himself a 'soul vagina'...the core reason for why he keeps insisting this ultimately disqualifies him in my book.

He's not doing it because deep down he believes he's a woman in a man's body, he's outright LARPing what he thinks women are like. He's a mentally stunted manchild who grew up thinking that life treated women better, so he claims to be trans to try and get around actually having to put effort into anything in life. If one day he decided that being male would suddenly fix all the problems in his life, he would drop this troon bullshit in a heartbeat.
 
Optimus Prime said:
He's not doing it because deep down he believes he's a woman in a man's body, he's outright LARPing what he thinks women are like.
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I still think with "transgender", it is that "walk like a duck and quack like a duck" thing. "Chris Chan" seems to think he's really female, even if a stupid idea of female.

Lip Glossary said:
Ba dum tss.
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There's also that poor hooker who then received a "gift basket" from him.
 
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ToroidalBoat said:
I still think that when it comes to "transgenders", it's a "walk like a duck and quack like a duck" thing. "Chris Chan" seems to think he's female, even if it's a stupid idea of female.
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I mean a retarded person pretending to be a girl is a retarded person pretending to be a girl. He's the same amount of a real woman that every other troon is.
ToroidalBoat said:
There's also that poor hooker who then received a "gift basket" from him.
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Well I mean sure if you want to start counting hookers as people, but I don't. I mean next you'll be saying we have to count niggers as people. Which is outrageous!
 
Black Yoshi said:
Don't you wanna wanna fanta?
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Did you know Fanta was invented in Nazi Germany? The name comes from "Fantasie" (German for "fantasy"). It was developed as an alternative to Coca-Cola in 1941 because of an American trade embargo. Also speaking of Nazis, the Nazi Party was founded February 24th, 1920: pretty much exactly 62 years before that freak was "given the birth" by Borb.

:thinking:
 
Optimus Prime said:
As much as it's easy to say Chris actually is 'trans', including the fact he put his own body to the knife twice to try and give himself a 'soul vagina'...the core reason for why he keeps insisting this ultimately disqualifies him in my book.

He's not doing it because deep down he believes he's a woman in a man's body, he's outright LARPing what he thinks women are like. He's a mentally stunted manchild who grew up thinking that life treated women better, so he claims to be trans to try and get around actually having to put effort into anything in life. If one day he decided that being male would suddenly fix all the problems in his life, he would drop this troon bullshit in a heartbeat.
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Didn't we have a whole thread about this?

Also... 'As much as it's easy to say Chris actually is trans' bro, I love that word salad.

My only opinion is that Chris will change chameleon like for any girl he thinks he has a chance with. Not a very convincing chameleon, mind you, but Chris has started wearing frumpy hoodies and jeans, letting his hair go back to a natural color and generally just does 'normal' manchild things like filming himself playing with toys and video games.

So yeah, just a boring man child like flutter is a boring woman child.
 
ToroidalBoat said:
Did you know Fanta was invented in Nazi Germany? The name comes from "Fantasie" (German for "fantasy"). It was developed as an alternative to Coca-Cola in 1941 because of an American trade embargo. Also speaking of Nazis, the Nazi Party was founded February 24th, 1920: pretty much exactly 62 years before that freak was "given the birth" by Borb.

:thinking:
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Does that mean Idea Guy is actually a time warping god?
 
Black Yoshi said:
Don't you wanna wanna fanta?
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Oh boy! Finally I have a use for this quart of semen I've collected! It's taken so long I've forgotten which pony is at the bottom, or was it a transformer?

often.webp
 
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