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Marvin said:
Holdek said:
Given that Chris has a hard time recognizing faces and voices, could a guy go up to him in drag and convince him that he's a boyfriend-free girl? (No trollo, just hypothetical).
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Depending on how well you do the makeup, there's a solid chance that would work. We've tried it before, where I was going to steal Chris' date again, but Chris didn't show up.
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You've got balls to walk around in public dressed up as a giant pickle :pickle:
 
DangDirtyTrolls said:
You've got balls to walk around in public dressed up as a giant pickle :pickle:
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I remember it was mentioned on the Cwcki that some strangers began conversations with him and wondered what it was he was promoting. "No, I just dress like this normally!" :lol:
 
Marvin said:
Holdek said:
Given that Chris has a hard time recognizing faces and voices, could a guy go up to him in drag and convince him that he's a boyfriend-free girl? (No trollo, just hypothetical).
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Depending on how well you do the makeup, there's a solid chance that would work. We've tried it before, where I was going to steal Chris' date again, but Chris didn't show up.
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So you were going to be like a lesbian date thief? Damn dude, you do have balls.

http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Jackie_E-mails_4#Jackie_sneaks_into_IRC.2C_provides_logs

Does anyone have the log mentioned here? (The link is dead).

Alec, what was your mental reaction when you first read this e-mail?

Christian said:
July 27, 2010 - 8:20pm

You know Jackie, but on the way to film the video, I thought of more to J.J.'s background. Such as his "Real Name" being Junior Jenkins. And that he had a gay experience at summer camp at 7; he was not thrilled with it afterwards. Years later, he has two dude friends who are gay, but he keeps them at bay with his straightness. Although, curious at 14, he asks one of them to do him one night, so that happened. And at the end, he was Terribly NOT Thrilled at all; to go into extensive details, he Came and Threw Up Simultaneously. Definitely Straight. I even felt like I was going to throw up myself from imagining the whole thing. I also came up with his birthday being on July 16, as well as a few other stories from when he hitch-hiked from Boston to Ruckersville, VA. I have him crashin' at a house across from mine, where he has relatives who are the "Black Sheep" of the family.
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He was born in Albemarle County in the month of love and pain,
Handed to his mother, he then met his ball and chain
He then learned to use his mouth, he then learned to use his eyes,
His mother taught him about stress and how to victimise

Oh, oh, Virginia, throw Christian a bone
Give him the loyalty of a good fandase
And a woman of his own
Tear Michael Snyder's house apart,
Set him on fire till he dies
Give Chris the GAMe PLACe when it's over
And a Sonichu franchise

On the eve of his twenty-first birthday, his Love Quest had begun
He was twenty-eight and crying when he thought he found the one
Tellin' dudes of all teenages she would mend his achin' heart
Instead he found the ED pages and a new aching did start

Oh, oh, Virginia, throw Christian a bone
Give him the loyalty of a good fandase
And a woman of his own
Tear Michael Snyder's house apart,
Set him on fire till he dies
Give Chris the GAMe PLACe when it's over
And a Sonichu franchise​

Meh, I tried... (:_(
 
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Fibonacci said:
He was born in Albemarle County in the month of love and pain,
Handed to his mother, he then met his ball and chain
He then learned to use his mouth, he then learned to use his eyes,
His mother taught him about stress and how to victimise

Oh, oh, Virginia, throw Christian a bone
Give him the loyalty of a good fandase
And a woman of his own
Tear Michael Snyder's house apart,
Set him on fire till he dies
Give Chris the GAMe PLACe when it's over
And a Sonichu franchise

On the eve of his twenty-first birthday, his Love Quest had begun
He was twenty-eight and crying when he thought he found the one
Tellin' dudes of all teenages she would mend his achin' heart
Instead he found the ED pages and a new aching did start

Oh, oh, Virginia, throw Christian a bone
Give him the loyalty of a good fandase
And a woman of his own
Tear Michael Snyder's house apart,
Set him on fire till he dies
Give Chris the GAMe PLACe when it's over
And a Sonichu franchise​

Meh, I tried... (:_( [/size
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My inner Sondheim gives this bonus points for perfect rhyme.
 
Is there any particular reason as to why Anna doesn't like Kim? She does seem to be the only other person willing to offer him words of encouragement.
 
Seems like one part jealousy that she's not the only one giving Chris asspats, and one part paranoia that everyone except her and Chris are a troll.
 
Donald Duck said:
NobleGreyHorse said:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/06/25/woman-drinks-soda-16-years-heart-problems_n_3495446.html

31-year-old woman drinks nothing but cola for 16 years, experiences heart problems because medical reasons. Reminded me of someone.
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I was just about to post that article here too when I read it just now and it immediately reminded me of Chris too, especially when the article made mention of all the numerous health problems that come from drinking soda in excess that Chris also suffers from.
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I've just assumed that Chris drinks more $1 buckets of McDonald's sweet tea than anything else these days. He brought them up a few times in the recent email leaks. Even unsweetened, with equal in it instead of sugar, theyre pretty sickening.
 
I am not sure if this has been addressed anywhere, but I wonder what Chris makes of the new Playstation? He's vehemently opposed to the HEXBox because of the paid online, but the new playstation has paid online too. Will he be able to overlook that in return for the next life upgrade?
 
He'll probably complain about it in a Tweet or on Facebook but just buy the PS4 and get on with life.

We speculate he doesn't like da HEXBAWX because Microsoft wasn't making vidya when he was a kid, when he developed his brand loyalty for vidya. The fact X Box is paid online is just a nonsense excuse about why he doesn't like it.
 
GrandNumberOfPounds said:
We speculate he doesn't like da HEXBAWX because Microsoft wasn't making vidya when he was a kid, when he developed his brand loyalty for vidya. The fact X Box is paid online is just a nonsense excuse about why he doesn't like it.
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Especially when you consider Chris blows money on just about anything vidya related, even DLC for games he doesn't play.
 
Reading the wiki again, it seems he paid for Playstation Plus, so I suspect you are both right. I suppose all that is left to see is whether he buys it when it comes out or waits a bit first.
 
Really depends on if he can raise the money to buy it and how long it will take him to raise the money.
This is assuming he doesn't get one from Rent-a-Center or something.
 
GrandNumberOfPounds said:
We speculate he doesn't like da HEXBAWX because Microsoft wasn't making vidya when he was a kid, when he developed his brand loyalty for vidya.
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Actually, he was at first against the first playstation pretty much just because of that...(I think he talked about this in one of the Jackie e-mails (or chats) when she questioned his retarded Hex-Box hate)

And this is Chris we are talking about, the fact that you have to pay to play online on the Ps4 while it was his main reason to hate the Hex-Box will just fly over his head.
 
Not really sure this belongs here - mods, if it doesn't, please do whatever is appropriate, move it or delete it or whatever - but I just felt like sharing this story.

Yesterday I picked up my best friend from her house so we could have lunch together. On the drive over I had my ipad sitting on the passenger seat playing music, so when my friend got in she picked it up and started playing with it. She opened Safari, which had these forums on the current tab, and she was all like, "What is this? 'Do you fit Chris' sweetheart standards'... 'What if Chris played competitive video games'... What even is all this you're looking at??"

I asked if she had ever heard of Christian Weston Chandler, and when she confirmed that she hadn't, I said, "Oh, it's such a long story..."

"I have time, I wanna hear!"

I tried explaining some about Sonichu and da 'tism, but it was too much so as I was pulling up to my house I said, "You know what, just do a google search for Chris-ch@n and read his ED page."

She got really excited when I mentioned ED and said, "Ooooh yes, this will be the greatest lunch ever!"

Long story short, she spent lunch reading his ED page, while I occasionally chipped in with additional insight, and at the end of it all she said, "That is absolutely insane. I could spend days reading about this guy."

I grinned, in total understanding, and said, "Let me introduce you to the CWCki." :tomgirl:
 
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And another Christorian is born! :asperchu:

We all totally understand how someone could spend days reading about CWC. That's how we all got sucked in, too.
 
Which audio..?

Which audio (call/chat) was it where after a while the audio jumps from Chris and someone talking to 2 random guys, maybe the recorders talking about a random play or movie, then jumps back to Chris' convrosation?
 
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sick nick said:
Which audio (call/chat) was it where after a while the audio jumps from Chris and someone talking to 2 random guys, maybe the recorders talking about a random play or movie, then jumps back to Chris' convrosation?
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[cwc]Mumble_7[/cwc]
 
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