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There was a similar story earlier in the year in which a woman in New Zealand drank a gallon of Coke a day, had to have all her teeth removed due to tooth decay from the pop and died from potassium deficiency, I think was the cause of death.

Who knew drinking pop could be lethal?
 
i just realized something that irks me about shecameforcwc.jpg.
why wouldn't he be giving the thumbs up with his closest hand instead of crossing his arms in an unnatural position?
 
CatParty said:
i just realized something that irks me about shecameforcwc.jpg.
why wouldn't he be giving the thumbs up with his closest hand instead of crossing his arms in an unnatural position?
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Maybe he wanted to finger Crystal with his dominant hand?
 
CatParty said:
i just realized something that irks me about shecameforcwc.jpg.
why wouldn't he be giving the thumbs up with his closest hand instead of crossing his arms in an unnatural position?
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It's a descending order of importance: that Chris is fingering her is more important than that she's being fingered at all.
 
NobleGreyHorse said:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/06/25/woman-drinks-soda-16-years-heart-problems_n_3495446.html

31-year-old woman drinks nothing but cola for 16 years, experiences heart problems because medical reasons. Reminded me of someone.
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I was just about to post that article here too when I read it just now and it immediately reminded me of Chris too, especially when the article made mention of all the numerous health problems that come from drinking soda in excess that Chris also suffers from.
 
CatParty said:
i just realized something that irks me about shecameforcwc.jpg.
why wouldn't he be giving the thumbs up with his closest hand instead of crossing his arms in an unnatural position?
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Because it's Chris and he does everything awkward and backwards.
 
The Attraction Sign gets franchised, although this guy apparently isn't doing it for himself. Also has a business and a Hummer so he's already doing better in life. http://www.miamiherald.com/2013/06/23/3466510/a-match-made-on-interstate-95.html

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How often do you think Chris shit himself in the past?

I'm so sorry, but I really had to. :lol:
 
GrandNumberOfPounds said:
There was a similar story earlier in the year in which a woman in New Zealand drank a gallon of Coke a day, had to have all her teeth removed due to tooth decay from the pop and died from potassium deficiency, I think was the cause of death.

Who knew drinking pop could be lethal?
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I can't find the article at the moment, but if I recall she only drank soda and that was it...no food, no water, no nothing. Fast food may not have much nutrition, but it at least gives him and Blorb some vitamins, minerals, and protein in their diets.
 
DangDirtyTrolls said:
Marvin said:
Mr. 0 said:
How often do you think Chris shit himself in the past?

I'm so sorry, but I really had to. :lol:
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A lot.
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We're purely talking past tense here right, not at 31?
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He :briefs: not long ago in one of the Jackie chats (A couple of years ago?), from the GRAND AMOUNT OF STRESS of just remembering some bullyng stories from a fuckton of years ago.

On the last video when he openly talked about this, he stuttered that he had a "NEAR ACCIDENT" (Translation: He totally crapped himself) over a broken computer.


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I mean, my point is that it doesnt take much to make him :briefs: and there is no reason to think that he has improved in any way.
 
As I remember it, he mentioned trying to make sure he didn't open the floodgates when Marvin showed up to steal Emily from him.

(Why is it that we have next to no footage of that day? We have audio but no video to go with it...)
 
Mr. 0 said:
As I remember it, he mentioned trying to make sure he didn't open the floodgates when Marvin showed up to steal Emily from him.

(Why is it that we have next to no footage of that day? We have audio but no video to go with it...)
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Emily wanted to be anonymous.
 
Christ-ian said:
ZapToTheExtreme said:
Has Chris ever done anything to try to cure his autism?
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He often claims to have DEFEATED or OVERCOME his autism due to being MAINSTREAMED, so whenever convenient he considers himself to be cured.
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Also he told "Jackie" I think that he cured himself of autism through sheer force of will.

Tiresome said:
The Attraction Sign gets franchised, although this guy apparently isn't doing it for himself. Also has a business and a Hummer so he's already doing better in life. http://www.miamiherald.com/2013/06/23/3466510/a-match-made-on-interstate-95.html

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Fucking attraction sign on a Hummer. God bless America.

Mr. 0 said:
As I remember it, he mentioned trying to make sure he didn't open the floodgates when Marvin showed up to steal Emily from him.

(Why is it that we have next to no footage of that day? We have audio but no video to go with it...)
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There's a short clip of video of when they're sitting with Bob.

Given that Chris has a hard time recognizing faces and voices, could a guy go up to him in drag and convince him that he's a boyfriend-free girl? (No trollo, just hypothetical).
 
I wonder if Chris ever realized that Sonichu was never a star or internet famous. That it was him that was the star the whole time.
 
Holdek said:
Given that Chris has a hard time recognizing faces and voices, could a guy go up to him in drag and convince him that he's a boyfriend-free girl? (No trollo, just hypothetical).
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Depending on how well you do the makeup, there's a solid chance that would work. We've tried it before, where I was going to steal Chris' date again, but Chris didn't show up.
 
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Marvin said:
Depending on how well you do the makeup, there's a solid chance that would work. We've tried it before, where I was going to steal Chris' date again, but Chris didn't show up.
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Wow, with your track record it's easy to see why there are no single girls left for Chris to pick from. :tomgirl:
 
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