Yo awww nahh you don', Chris! you not getting away dat easy! You do all dat, ah will SUE yo' sorry ass! an' ah wanna tell Nintendo in Redmond right away ta stop you, cuz dey know as well as ah do. ah sent dem uh letter previously. months an' months ago. fo' da origi-fo' da original printout o' da Number Zero book. dey know! dey gots da records! dey know. ah gots been uh customer o' dem fo' years! dey gots had muh motha fuckin money uh bunch o' times! Long 'bfoe ah made up wif Sony an' gave dem ova two f... Agh... Nintendo has like five f- ova five thousand bones worf between me an' muh motha fuckin parents but anyway. ah'm st... Anyway, you be not- you will not succeed. you be da IMPOSTOR!
You be da impostor! Stop - dat - brown - striped - in - da... shirt... wif da paper medallion! Stop dat impostor! Sonichu an' Rosechu is mine ALONE! ah be da Christian Weston Chandler, born wif da birf name o' Christopher, February 24th, 1982, ah'm da one wif Robert Franklin Chandler Jr as muh motha fuckin father an' Barbara Anne Weston Chandler as muh motha fuckin motha, 14 Branchland Court Ruckersville, Virginia 22968 434 990 0198! STOP dat IMPOSTOR bastard who has been posing wif muh motha fuckin name, muh motha fuckin address, muh motha fuckin phone number, EVERYTHING! STOP HIM! HE DESERVES nuttin'!
DUUUUUHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIEEEEE YOOOOUUU
Especially afta dat disclaimer video ah made, where ah told everyody not ta gank anythin` from you. ah warn Nintendo, an' Microsoft, an' Sony: do not gank anythin` from him either. He's da impostor, ah'M da real deal. peep at da history on ED an' elsewhere. You will rot in jail, mister... ssss... you will rot in jail. Nintendo has known me fo' years, so long- so much longer, practically muh motha fuckin whole lifetime. dey know me. an' dey know you ta be da impostor! You go into Nintendo's doors, dey will smoke yo' ass out. Nintendo, Microsoft, Sony, stop him! Put him in jail! page da po-po on him! ...Anybody else in muh motha fuckin true loyal fanbase... do da same thin`, please he`p me, put him in jail when you see his sorry face.
An' you know what? Let's top dis here off. Right now. nahh "shin", we's be going fo' da original. Just fo' dat impostor dat has worn da brown stripes all dis here tyme. Hmmm... Curse-ye-ha-me-
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Page da po-po on him. gots uh nice day an don't make me pull mah gat!