Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[Holdek]

That transgender symbol on his rear-end...is that an actual tattoo? Or just Crayola marker? I really can't tell from the crappy VHS-quality video the DS takes.

Not a real tattoo.

 

[Bugaboo]

Not directly CWC or Barb related, but: Why is it that every Goodwill store or similar place (Value Village/Savers, St. Vincent DePaul, Salvation Army, etc.) have an old obese woman resembling Barb to an extent, with an overflowing cart and staring at everyone, and have numerous clearly autistic customers in their 20s and 30s of the same spectre as Our Pet Lolcow in almost every department? And all of these stores tend to have one or more Ford Aerostars in the parking lot.

I don't know but those stores cater to the lowest income people so that may be part of it.

In Canada people who shop at Goodwill are generally average looking people searching for a bargain on a coffee table or collectors looking for collectibles (that's why I go there myself.) But then again Canada is this weird backwards place where everybody who shops all Wal-Mart looks like your next door neighbors from a suburb instead of your typical "People of Wal-Mart" fare.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

We wanted to take a stab at 789chan people at the time. And just like anything else we've done with Chris, it's not that hard to get him to do them. We just tell Chris what to do and he does it.

Thank you for your reply!
I guess some part of me thought he'd see the connection you wanted to make between the psychotic, mis-diagnosed transsexual from the movie and, well, , so I assumed he'd be particularly reluctant to go through with that video shoot, but maybe I'm just way of on one base or another.

Heh, you'd think so, but you'd be wrong...

But yeah, if Chris questions something you want him to do, just make up some bullshit about how it's from your favorite movie or something. It was pretty easy to bullshit Chris into doing something back then.

Probably a bit harder nowadays, but not completely impossible. The hard part is getting in contact with Chris in the first place.

What amazes me is that he was ok with fucking around like that with the memorie of his dog, given how much he loved it...although his voice kind of cracks at one point.

And for some reason, his total inability to pantomime digging kind of annoys me...goddamn Chris, you really cant do ANYTHING right, can you?

 

[pickleniggo]

Remember that time Jackie told Chris she was interested in trying anal and he took it as her wanting to fuck him in the ass and he was totally down, as long as it was not a dick-shaped dildo? That was weird.

As time goes on the desperation becomes more and more apparent as his standards slip even further. Can't really say I blame him though given he's had sex at most once in 31 years.

Well, a few more times than that if you count (AKA Kimmi and the LoveDolls - which would be a sweet band name.)

 

[Bugaboo]

Remember that time Jackie told Chris she was interested in trying anal and he took it as her wanting to fuck him in the ass and he was totally down, as long as it was not a dick-shaped dildo? That was weird.

As time goes on the desperation becomes more and more apparent as his standards slip even further. Can't really say I blame him though given he's had sex at most once in 31 years.

Well, a few more times than that if you count (AKA Kimmi and the LoveDolls - which would be a sweet band name.)

He's also made love to a rag a couple of times apparently.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

Fayern (aka the hambeast...ugh hate that name) was in on the joke right? They didn't go "we're going to set you up with someone tonight!" and turns out it was our 'tard ... right?

 

[Marvin]

Fayern (aka the hambeast...ugh hate that name) was in on the joke right? They didn't go "we're going to set you up with someone tonight!" and turns out it was our 'tard ... right?

Uhh, she wasn't a christorian, so she didn't know the full story. She might've had a bit of an explanation, but I'm pretty sure she didn't get a full explanation.

Basically, she definitely got a bit of a surprise that night.

 

[applecat]

Fayern (aka the hambeast...ugh hate that name) was in on the joke right? They didn't go "we're going to set you up with someone tonight!" and turns out it was our 'tard ... right?

We really should think up a better name for her. It's not like she did anything wrong, so insulting her or spreading her real name all over Christory are both kind of unnecessary.

 

[Holdek]

Not directly CWC or Barb related, but: Why is it that every Goodwill store or similar place (Value Village/Savers, St. Vincent DePaul, Salvation Army, etc.) have an old obese woman resembling Barb to an extent, with an overflowing cart and staring at everyone, and have numerous clearly autistic customers in their 20s and 30s of the same spectre as Our Pet Lolcow in almost every department? And all of these stores tend to have one or more Ford Aerostars in the parking lot.

I don't know but those stores cater to the lowest income people so that may be part of it.

In Canada people who shop at Goodwill are generally average looking people searching for a bargain on a coffee table or collectors looking for collectibles (that's why I go there myself.) But then again Canada is this weird backwards place where everybody who shops all Wal-Mart looks like your next door neighbors from a suburb instead of your typical "People of Wal-Mart" fare.

Canada sounds like a strange land.

Fayern (aka the hambeast...ugh hate that name) was in on the joke right? They didn't go "we're going to set you up with someone tonight!" and turns out it was our 'tard ... right?

Uhh, she wasn't a christorian, so she didn't know the full story. She might've had a bit of an explanation, but I'm pretty sure she didn't get a full explanation.

Basically, she definitely got a bit of a surprise that night.

Trolling two birds (British for "girl" ) with one date.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

Fayern (aka the hambeast...ugh hate that name) was in on the joke right? They didn't go "we're going to set you up with someone tonight!" and turns out it was our 'tard ... right?

Uhh, she wasn't a christorian, so she didn't know the full story. She might've had a bit of an explanation, but I'm pretty sure she didn't get a full explanation.

Basically, she definitely got a bit of a surprise that night.

That's really sad.

 

[Christ-Chan]

Uhh, she wasn't a christorian, so she didn't know the full story. She might've had a bit of an explanation, but I'm pretty sure she didn't get a full explanation.

Basically, she definitely got a bit of a surprise that night.

Do you know anything else about how the night ended? I mean, did she dismiss Chris or was it a mutual affair? There was that picture of them with a heart-shaped balloon.

 

[Marvin]

Uhh, she wasn't a christorian, so she didn't know the full story. She might've had a bit of an explanation, but I'm pretty sure she didn't get a full explanation.

Basically, she definitely got a bit of a surprise that night.

Do you know anything else about how the night ended? I mean, did she dismiss Chris or was it a mutual affair? There was that picture of them with a heart-shaped balloon.

As far as I can remember, they went their separate ways and didn't talk again. It wasn't a mutual choice.

 

[DangDirtyTrolls]

Do you know anything else about how the night ended? I mean, did she dismiss Chris or was it a mutual affair? There was that picture of them with a heart-shaped balloon.

'them' being Chris holding the balloon and leering at her with his special brand of creepy stare. If you want to know how Faeryn felt about the date I think this picture sums it up pretty well.

 

[Stratochu]

Not directly CWC or Barb related, but: Why is it that every Goodwill store or similar place (Value Village/Savers, St. Vincent DePaul, Salvation Army, etc.) have an old obese woman resembling Barb to an extent, with an overflowing cart and staring at everyone, and have numerous clearly autistic customers in their 20s and 30s of the same spectre as Our Pet Lolcow in almost every department? And all of these stores tend to have one or more Ford Aerostars in the parking lot.

I don't know but those stores cater to the lowest income people so that may be part of it.

In Canada people who shop at Goodwill are generally average looking people searching for a bargain on a coffee table or collectors looking for collectibles (that's why I go there myself.) But then again Canada is this weird backwards place where everybody who shops all Wal-Mart looks like your next door neighbors from a suburb instead of your typical "People of Wal-Mart" fare.

That sounds like a typical weekday St. Vincent DePaul shopper here (weekends and minor holidays like President's Day, Mother's Day and Father's Day, Memorial Day and Veteran's Day are the real freak shows), they tend to have halfway decent stuff. Like, say, a $1.99 John Coltrane record without the crap that would come with one of Bob's, a $49.99 Colecovision or Atari console with controllers, or a remote-control airplane for $24.99.

 

[rocket]

if megan reinitiated contact, you think he'd let bygones be bygones?

 

[IcyHotWings]

If she put out for him, yeah, but I don't think he'd be so quick to forgive and forget if she just came back and asked to be friends again, at least not without a bit of argument. It's just easier for him to blame Megan because even if she isn't "queen of the trolls" she still hurt his feelings when she didn't return his sexual advances.

Sometimes I wonder what happened to Megan though, and I understand she's a human being and needs her privacy just like everyone else (And also needs to keep hidden away from Chris) but it's just something interesting to think about.

 

[milkshark]

if megan reinitiated contact, you think he'd let bygones be bygones?

Not gonna happen. ShecameforCWC.JPG destroyed any sort of relationship the two of them had. It's really sad, because that's the closest I think he's ever going to get to having an actual sweetheart. If you have sisters, or are a female yourself, then you surely understand why Megan can no longer associate with Chris in any way. It wouldn't do either of them any good. Chris demonstrated that he desires and expects a sexual relationship from Megan, and he shared this with unknown individuals on the internet instead of her. His desire to brag about his gal-pal, good looks and sexual prowess online to trolls was greater than his level of respect for Megan.

If a troll who misrepresented themselves as Megan did reconnect with Christian, he would treat her like shit and call her a troll. There's no way he'll ever apologize to her. He'll never admit that most of the troubles in his life are a direct result of his own personal actions, it's much more pleasant for him to blame everything on the Autistic-kickers he called friends at one time. Megan was always uncomfortable around Chris anyway, the sex drawing was just the final straw that broke the camel's back. How many times do you think Megan had already forgiven Chris for touching, leaning, leering and saying inappropriate shit? Chris cannot be around Megan, because he doesn't respect her. He sees her as another possession, a set of Legos that have yet to be manipulated into his own creation, a "sweetheart from the ground-up." Megan is another person who has a life and desires outside of Chris's personal fantasies, which is exactly why he can never speak to her again. Megan has nothing left for him, that ship has sailed and it's yet another long lost memory of a time when Chris was offered friendship and he destroyed it.

 

[rocket]

if megan reinitiated contact, you think he'd let bygones be bygones?

Not gonna happen. ShecameforCWC.JPG destroyed any sort of relationship the two of them had.

oh I totally get that. the question was 100% hypothetical

 

[Holdek]

Uhh, she wasn't a christorian, so she didn't know the full story. She might've had a bit of an explanation, but I'm pretty sure she didn't get a full explanation.

Basically, she definitely got a bit of a surprise that night.

Do you know anything else about how the night ended? I mean, did she dismiss Chris or was it a mutual affair? There was that picture of them with a heart-shaped balloon.

As far as I can remember, they went their separate ways and didn't talk again. It wasn't a mutual choice.

How did you find her? Did you know her beforehand? Was she in on it?

if megan reinitiated contact, you think he'd let bygones be bygones?

Yeah I bet he would. He's so lonely and he has fond memories of Megan; his professed hatred for her is partly a defense mechanism against the guilt that comes from knowing he screwed up their friendship.

After all, he refriended "Jackie" despite her (real) trolling.

Also, and maybe most importantly, she's a female.

It's funny, though. There's no "bygones" that Chris has any right to be resentful about; it's almost completely the other way around. Not that that doesn't stop him.

 

[Christ-Chan]

How did you find her? Did you know her beforehand? Was she in on it?

The post you are quoting:

Uhh, she wasn't a christorian, so she didn't know the full story. She might've had a bit of an explanation, but I'm pretty sure she didn't get a full explanation.

Basically, she definitely got a bit of a surprise that night.