Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[Marvin]

My girlfriend has that shirt.

I'll tell her not to wear it anymore.

That sounds like the beginning of a CWC themed parody porno.

 

[Starvin and Writin]

That sounds like the beginning of a CWC themed parody porno.

I'm quite surprised no one has attempted that yet.

Hell, I'd be willing to do it.

I just need some rugby shirts, Sonic merchandise, and 50-70 pounds of fat.

 

[GREEDY FIREMAN]

I'm quite surprised no one has attempted that yet.

Hell, I'd be willing to do it.

I just need some rugby shirts, Sonic merchandise, and 50-70 pounds of fat.

 

[Artard]

I feel like such a pussy for thinking "Is it a Savage Garden reference?" Off to man up and listen to Michael Bolton

For my money it just doesn't get better than when he sings "When A Man Loves A Woman." I celebrate the man's entire catalog.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

So that's what an autistic, cross-dressing Ben Franklin would look like.

I kinda wonder what Chris's response would be if people (including MALES) actually treated him like a woman.

I also wonder if he's continued using the Women's restroom.

 

[Henry Bemis]

I kinda wonder what Chris's response would be if people (including MALES) actually treated him like a woman.

I also wonder if he's continued using the Women's restroom.

Considering he hasn't aired any complaints about negative reactions to his quarter-assed transvestism, I'm guessing he's gone back to the men's room, to nock his arrow where it should.

Theories of gender dysphoria and his fantasies of trapping lesbians aside, I think Chris would get very confused - and therefore irrationally angry - if people started treating him like a lady. It's one of the cornerstones of his identity - being the lone Good Guy in a sea of insensate JERKS - right up there with his autism and the bear at Regency Square.

 

[Christ-Chan]

Theories of gender dysphoria and his fantasies of trapping lesbians aside, I think Chris would get very confused - and therefore irrationally angry - if people started treating him like a lady. It's one of the cornerstones of his identity - being the lone Good Guy in a sea of insensate JERKS - right up there with his autism and the bear at Regency Square.

He has also never, as far as I have been made aware of, referred to himself as anything but a son or man or brother and so on with the exception of the "girl" in "tomgirl" and the whole "gaybian" thing.

But, yeah, I actually have a question for Marvin: DädPärty re-posted Chris little message for Cole and I can't help but wonder: how much of what went into that was Barb aware of? I mean, she obviously brought it up in one way or another, but was she just off-screen watching and nodding as he raved or did she just ask him to film a video and send it to the right place "via dat dere Internet tube" or, in the other extreme, was she completely unaware Chris made attempts to get in contact with Cole at all?

 

[Marvin]

But, yeah, I actually have a question for Marvin: DädPärty re-posted Chris little message for Cole and I can't help but wonder: how much of what went into that was Barb aware of? I mean, she obviously brought it up in one way or another, but was she just off-screen watching and nodding as he raved or did she just ask him to film a video and send it to the right place "via dat dere Internet tube" or, in the other extreme, was she completely unaware Chris made attempts to get in contact with Cole at all?

Barb seems to ramble about Cole to Chris a lot. Enough to pester Chris into trying to get ahold of Cole.

I doubt there was anything specific about that this video relating to Barb. Just that Chris noticed, via the internet (maybe twitter? facebook?) that Cole got married, and it was another way he could get ahold of Cole.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Barb seems to ramble about Cole to Chris a lot. Enough to pester Chris into trying to get ahold of Cole.

I doubt there was anything specific about that this video relating to Barb. Just that Chris noticed, via the internet (maybe twitter? facebook?) that Cole got married, and it was another way he could get ahold of Cole.

Didn't he learn about the marriage from the Cole thread here? That seemed to be the general consensus.

 

[Marvin]

Didn't he learn about the marriage from the Cole thread here? That seemed to be the general consensus.

That might've been it, I didn't remember that.

 

[CatParty]

Didn't he learn about the marriage from the Cole thread here? That seemed to be the general consensus.

That might've been it, I didn't remember that.

http://cwckiforums.com/threads/did-cole-get-married.1261/

 

[waffle]

Chris carries around a clutch purse? Those are pain in the asses to carry around.

He still has the idea case around his neck too.

I think that's the idea book case and a small target bag. Or am I just retarded?

 

[Henry Bemis]

Didn't he learn about the marriage from the Cole thread here? That seemed to be the general consensus.

Chris does have to consult the CWCki to remember details of his own life, so that wouldn't be surprising.

 

[$1000 NO HAGGLE]

With all this talk about the possibility of a CWC documentary, how long do you think there is before someone comes along and makes Chris Chan: The Musical?

 

[generalmeldor]

With all this talk about the possibility of a CWC documentary, how long do you think there is before someone comes along and makes Our Pet Lolcow: The Musical?

CWCical the Musical? A new smash hit on Broadway?

 

[Henry Bemis]

CWCical the Musical? A new smash hit on Broadway?

Dammit, don't tell 'em about it, it ain't done yet.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

I think that's the idea book case and a small target bag. Or am I just retarded?

There's a clutch purse next to the credit card scanner.

 

[CatParty]

There's a clutch purse next to the credit card scanner.

yeah the clutch is on the scanner and he's holding the idea bookcase

 

[slow-in-the-mind]

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[Golly]

How good exactly is Chris geographic knowledge? Like, I saw how he got fooled by somebody pretending to be Kim Jong-Un. Iike does he not care or is he simply that retarded? I bet he doesn't know anything outside of his state.

Can somebody enlighten me about this?

Thanks

I know that Chris refused to believe that Molvania wasn't a real country in spite of how many times Bob tried to prove it. Bob has also said that he had extreme difficulty teaching Chris where Australia is.