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- Apr 14, 2014
You know, I've been thinking, Chris is so proud of allegedly sleeping with his "Cherokee" hooker, right? What if she's not really Cherokee. Granted, there are plenty of people in Virginia and all through the South who are of Cherokee descent. There are also a lot of people who claim Cherokee ancestry who AREN'T. I suspect Chris probably doesn't have any Cherokee ancestry, for example. But his hooker... well, there is the possibility she's black, or of mixed descent. It was especially common for people of mixed heritage to claim "Cherokee" descent in the past because of the stigma attached to being black, even within black communities.
Wouldn't it be hilarious if Chris' one and only time was with a woman of African descent, given his racism and the fact that he's excluded black women from his Love Quest?
Well, Chris seems willfully ignorant about the world around him in general, not just geography. I doubt he knows who Kim Jong-Un is, let alone where North Korea is, or how its different from South Korea. Or even China or Japan for that matter. Remember that he had trouble telling the two countries apart in the past. But then, I don't think he understands the idea of different places, people, ideologies, nations, cultures, religions and the like. He views himself as 'the norm' (frightening as that may be) and anything else outside his experience as either utterly alien, or just the same as what he does but with a slightly different paint job.
If his comics and convos are anything to go on, he seems to harbor the delusion that American Indians were white, he doesn't understand what Taoism is, can't comprehend the idea of Atheism, and believes that Jews and Buddhists celebrate Christmas. Honestly, I'd LOVE to drop Chris off in an area where his culture isn't dominant and watch him shit himself and do nothing. Seriously, imagine him in a country where Christianity isn't all that common, like Japan, Morocco, Bangladesh, Cambodia, Saudi Arabia or Yemen. Or imagine him in a country where whites are an extreme minority, like Angola, Congo, Haiti, Ethiopia or Rwanda. Or imagine him in a non-English speaking country, like say Argentina, Vietnam, Algeria, Portugal or Russia. I think it would shatter his psyche to find out huge swathes of the world aren't like him.
Wouldn't it be hilarious if Chris' one and only time was with a woman of African descent, given his racism and the fact that he's excluded black women from his Love Quest?
Well, Chris seems willfully ignorant about the world around him in general, not just geography. I doubt he knows who Kim Jong-Un is, let alone where North Korea is, or how its different from South Korea. Or even China or Japan for that matter. Remember that he had trouble telling the two countries apart in the past. But then, I don't think he understands the idea of different places, people, ideologies, nations, cultures, religions and the like. He views himself as 'the norm' (frightening as that may be) and anything else outside his experience as either utterly alien, or just the same as what he does but with a slightly different paint job.
If his comics and convos are anything to go on, he seems to harbor the delusion that American Indians were white, he doesn't understand what Taoism is, can't comprehend the idea of Atheism, and believes that Jews and Buddhists celebrate Christmas. Honestly, I'd LOVE to drop Chris off in an area where his culture isn't dominant and watch him shit himself and do nothing. Seriously, imagine him in a country where Christianity isn't all that common, like Japan, Morocco, Bangladesh, Cambodia, Saudi Arabia or Yemen. Or imagine him in a country where whites are an extreme minority, like Angola, Congo, Haiti, Ethiopia or Rwanda. Or imagine him in a non-English speaking country, like say Argentina, Vietnam, Algeria, Portugal or Russia. I think it would shatter his psyche to find out huge swathes of the world aren't like him.
and B) Virginia seems to be the center of the universe when you are Chris. I wonder what it was like for Chris to travel outside of Virginia to other states. Would he experience culture shock?
