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Mr. 0 said:
I want to know if the Jackie emails from the end of July through the beginning of August and onwards still exist. I still want to verify whether or not that letter from October 28 is legitimate (unless he sent that to Thorg or someone else...)
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He didn't send it to thorg or Jackie. But yeah, it's legit.
 
I didn't think this was worth a whole thread, but I just noticed that Chris's twitter is being followed by SEGA? Specifically this account? https://twitter.com/SEGA

Seems that within SEGA of America, Sonichu's pretty well known.
 
potrzebie said:
I didn't think this was worth a whole thread, but I just noticed that Chris's twitter is being followed by SEGA? Specifically this account? https://twitter.com/SEGA

Seems that within SEGA of America, Sonichu's pretty well known.
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Is Chris following Sega? It might just be a case of them following back whoever follows them, otherwise that's fairly impressive on Chris' part. Some Sega employees have mentioned Sonichu in a video before so some of them are at least aware of Sonichu's existence which is more than most Sonic recolours can claim.
 
DangDirtyTrolls said:
potrzebie said:
I didn't think this was worth a whole thread, but I just noticed that Chris's twitter is being followed by SEGA? Specifically this account? https://twitter.com/SEGA

Seems that within SEGA of America, Sonichu's pretty well known.
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Is Chris following Sega? It might just be a case of them following back whoever follows them, otherwise that's fairly impressive on Chris' part. Some Sega employees have mentioned Sonichu in a video before so some of them are at least aware of Sonichu's existence which is more than most Sonic recolours can claim.
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They're following nearly a quarter of a million people, I'd assume it is simply following Chris back as a thank-you for him following them (assuming he does).
 
I wonder why Chris haven't played "Lollipop Chainsaw".
 
Lady Houligan said:
Does Chris' style of typing read the same way as spam email headers to anyone else? Randomly Capitalized Words, poor word choice, and misspelled words?
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Yeah, but with a certain element of vehemence that reminds me more of the Old Testament prophets' writings.
 
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Will Chris ever be able to live on his own? It was simple enough when his father was alive but now that his mother isn't doing so hot and he's the only one to take care of her holey buttocks even if he were to suddenly have the gumption to move out the timing doesn't seem right.

Also can he live on his own? We all know he's terribly gullible and I feel like he'd forget to lock his door or something and get robbed of all his stuff.
 
To Our Pet LOLcow, at Branchland, where he sat miserably,
A few sons of the CWCki sent a petition,
That he their inspirer revive Sonichu thusly;
When this answer arrived from the solemn Virginian --

Trolls, you'll never guess
How you've caused all dis mess.
Y'all've spoiled my good name, and inspired my distress.
And, besides, I have cursed you, like me, to resign
To a life of loneliness, no sweetheart ye'll find.

You sons of the Forums, then, join hand in hand;
Preserve anonymity, friendship and magic.
'Tis yours to support what's so happily planned;
You've the sanction of Clyde, and the fiat of Tito.

While thus we agree,
Our toast let it be:
May our Forum flourish happy, united and free!
And long may the sons of the CWCki define
The bend of Chris's penis and his autistic mind.​
 
Lefty said:
Also can he live on his own? We all know he's terribly gullible and I feel like he'd forget to lock his door or something and get robbed of all his stuff.
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He is also incredibly paranoid, so I don't think that would be an issue. ;)
 
^He'd probably leap into the hoard next, thinking it was sentient. That would explain the ending of Quantum Leap.

EDIT: No wait!
This scene would play again:
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Stratochu said:
Picklepower said:
What did Chris wear to court?
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If I remember right from what Cyan and Indigo said on an old iteration of this forum, he had a clean clown shirt (probably bought at Goodwill shortly before the court appearance), jeans, tennis shoes, the high school and amnyfest rings and eyeshadow.
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Actually, he was wearing a hipster-style flannel shirt.
 
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Cyan said:
Stratochu said:
Picklepower said:
What did Chris wear to court?
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If I remember right from what Cyan and Indigo said on an old iteration of this forum, he had a clean clown shirt (probably bought at Goodwill shortly before the court appearance), jeans, tennis shoes, the high school and amnyfest rings and eyeshadow.
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Actually, he was wearing a hipster-style flannel shirt.
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I was right otherwise, wasn't I?
 
Alan Pardew said:
I wonder why Chris haven't played "Lollipop Chainsaw".
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He has. It's on his PSN trophies profile. Don't think he finished it which is astounding to me since it was fairly easy.
 
CWCki said:
he is the beloved mayor of CWCville, "father" of hero Sonichu and beloved by all despite failing almost as much as he does in real-life.
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This raises a question in my mind. I haven't read the comics much as I find the story behind the man who makes them much more interesting (can you blame me?), it was quite strange to see this little sentence stuck in his Character page. Now, going by just this, it raises a little flag that perhaps, maybe, Chris knows deep down that his pursuits are destined for failure?

If the comic world is under his complete control, why would he fail so much? I'm aware that there are instances where he uses his godly powers to smite all da nasty trolls, but according to this page it says that he fails quite often, why would he write that? Is it because he feels like life is comprised of constant failure? Does he, even subconsciously, feel deep down in his noggin that his Love Quest (and various other ventures) are doomed to complete and utter failure, and has adapted a cynical worldview in his comics?

Should I not stay up until 4 in the morning reading the CWCki and pondering the mysteries of the Christoverse and coming up with crackpot theories like this? *yawn*
 
Immortal Toothbrush said:
CWCki said:
he is the beloved mayor of CWCville, "father" of hero Sonichu and beloved by all despite failing almost as much as he does in real-life.
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If the comic world is under his complete control, why would he fail so much? I'm aware that there are instances where he uses his godly powers to smite all da nasty trolls, but according to this page it says that he fails quite often, why would he write that? Is it because he feels like life is comprised of constant failure? Does he, even subconsciously, feel deep down in his noggin that his Love Quest (and various other ventures) are doomed to complete and utter failure, and has adapted a cynical worldview in his comics?
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As the Sonichu comics are themselves overly long versions of the Attraction Sign, Chris intended to rope 'em in with the pitiable sight of him being cruelly tortured for daring to love.

On the whole, Chris has a parasitic dependency on pity. Not having been taught to believe in himself or cultivate anything that could've turned into a redeeming characteristic, he instead watched Bob 'n' Barb cultivate pity for themselves and for their brave autistic son, and observed that as soon as his parents said "poor Chris" to anybody, that somebody would instantly stop yelling at them and give Chris a pat on the head.

The funny thing about pity, however, is that the sympathy garnered doesn't necessarily turn into a genuine emotional connection, for any number of reasons. In Chris, Bob, 'n' Barb's case, the folks they curried favor with started asking some uncomfortable questions, and their hesitance to answer opened up more uncomfortable questions, eventually undoing all the goodwill they had fostered. Hence, the move to Chesterfield County.
 
Henry Bemis said:
As the Sonichu comics are themselves overly long versions of the Attraction Sign, Chris intended to rope 'em in with the pitiable sight of him being cruelly tortured for daring to love.

On the whole, Chris has a parasitic dependency on pity. Not having been taught to believe in himself or cultivate anything that could've turned into a redeeming characteristic, he instead watched Bob 'n' Barb cultivate pity for themselves and for their brave autistic son, and observed that as soon as his parents said "poor Chris" to anybody, that somebody would instantly stop yelling at them and give Chris a pat on the head.

The funny thing about pity, however, is that the sympathy garnered doesn't necessarily turn into a genuine emotional connection, for any number of reasons. In Chris, Bob, 'n' Barb's case, the folks they curried favor with started asking some uncomfortable questions, and their hesitance to answer opened up more uncomfortable questions, eventually undoing all the goodwill they had fostered. Hence, the move to Chesterfield County.
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Furthermore he needed to fail sometimes in the comic in order to be able to take a harsh, but poetically just (to his mind), revenge on those that wronged him.
 
Chris does recognise he's shit at finding a boyfriend-free girl, it's one of the few things he doesn't deny. Check out my sig for another example of it from the end of an early Sonichu episode. It may also be another attempt at eliciting pity by Chris.
 
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