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and for some reason, I now wonder if you repainted the arms...
I love you for even asking that question, because I was heavily considering that action, just to watch him lose his mind.

But no, I look at all the years of entertainment that I've gotten out of everything from this, up to and including getting myself a group of friends to dress up as characters from CWCville for Halloween(Myself as CC, even made a medallion for the occassion, friends as; Mary Lee Walsh, a Jerkop and then Michael Snyder), I figure why the hell not. The chance arose, lets offer him a small token of thanks for entertaining me over the years. Hell, I'd probably get him a LEGO set of his choice, just for the experience.
 
Chris already uses Craigslist. Surely he can list the medallions there too, and not have to deal with eBay / PayPal holding his money because he's Blow Standard.

Or would that leave him open to :ween: / :julay: / :alog:?

I am supprised he hasn't been linked to Etsy, I doubt he would get many sales but it's a real haven for small time makers (the quality can vary from highly professional to Chris level) they also have a fair bit of sonic stuff on there according to my 10 seconds of research https://www.etsy.com/uk/search?q=sonic
 
The real thing you have to worry about is being unappreciated by Chris, if you can accept that it will be okay.

I can assure you, that of all the things that I consider to be worrisome, Chris being unappreciative of me, is near the bottom of my list.

Like I said, I have my reasons for going an hour out of my way for this trip, but I'm not expecting him to praise the ground I walk on, or even really acknowledge me as a person.

It's just something that I need to do, after so long.
 
Oh Lord. :lol:
I doubt Chris will ever reach that weight, though. Rotund as he is, looking at photos you can see how skinny his arms and legs are. Not only are some people more predisposed to morbid obesity, but to me Chris looks almost malnourished, like the lack of varied nutrition in his diet is making his body rely on some of his fat reserves.
600 pounds is serious work. It's someone who sees the scale say "400 pounds" and decides "that's not enough, I need to work really really hard to hit 600 pounds."

Which is why Chris will never hit it.

The chances are very high. Chris doesn't return things to sender without opening the package. He gets lots of presents from weens trying to get an in with him, so he can't risk throwing unopened mail out.
Did he ever acknowledge the lolcow of the year award in any way?
 
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I can assure you, that of all the things that I consider to be worrisome, Chris being unappreciative of me, is near the bottom of my list.

Like I said, I have my reasons for going an hour out of my way for this trip, but I'm not expecting him to praise the ground I walk on, or even really acknowledge me as a person.

It's just something that I need to do, after so long.
Well however it goes, just don't keep the results to yourself. Let us know how he reacts.
 
Well however it goes, just don't keep the results to yourself. Let us know how he reacts.

Rest assured, results will be posted.

If I wanted to keep them to myself, I wouldn't have even bothered registering here, because what's the fun in that.

This is our story, one that has been going on for far longer than any other.
 
I was just reading the Chris an Religion article on the Wiki, is he still going to a Church regularly or is he a Member of a Church at all these day's?
 
That was my first thought, but what are the chances that he'll actually open it, or keep it?
Because there was a time when he would just return everything to sender when every little shithead was just mailing him random things for the sake of spurning his 'spergs

Chris probably wouldn't even know what they are. You'd have to explain it to him, and you're not in his elite trusted circle of imaginary women, so he wouldn't give you the chance.

And even if you could explain it to him, the cels will probably just sit sandwiched between Lego boxes and the rat-poop covered floor of his new room until he accidentally steps on them. It's a nice thought, but I really wouldn't bother.
 
Chris probably wouldn't even know what they are.
It's a nice thought, but I really wouldn't bother.

Given how balls-deep he is in all things sonic, I think he would recognize painted cels from the show that started it all. But that might just be the optimism talking.

In regards to not bothering, I'm pretty much passing right by there, so I'll give it a go. If it was a special trip just for the cels, I wouldn't bother.
 
I don't think Chris has watched the Sonic cartoon in a while though. Besides, I reeeeeeeeally doubt he knows how animation is done and what a cel is.

He might well know what it is. And if he doesn't, he might look it up and recognize it is a neat piece of memorabilia for a Sonic fan. Assuming it is old school tan-arms Sonic, of course.

Although, IIRC, there was a forum member a couple years ago who ran into Chris at McDonald's and approached him respectfully. Chris posted his picture publicly as a "troll".

I suppose that is the main risk you run. If you honestly feel like you owe Chris something, and you don't want to buy any of his Sonichu crap, I would just mail it to him. But I suppose it's not a big deal either way. Good luck, I guess.
 
Chris posted his picture publicly as a "troll".

I suppose that is the main risk you run.

Oh woe is me, I get a picture of my ugly mug posted for all the world to see.

Though I do entirely get where you're coming from with that remark.

But don't forget, I'm just some guy on the internet, some crazy photo of a 'troll' that he met doesn't mean much to me, one way or another.
 
Is there any articles of Chris on news websites? I understand he's rather insignificant in proportion to the rest of the world, but incidents like 28 October 2011 or 26 December 2014 would surely generate at least some spark for the sites, wouldn't they? They're mostly what I'm looking for, anyway.
 
Is there any articles of Chris on news websites? I understand he's rather insignificant in proportion to the rest of the world, but incidents like 28 October 2011 or 26 December 2014 would surely generate at least some spark for the sites, wouldn't they? They're mostly what I'm looking for, anyway.

Chris can be found on local news, like the house fire.

http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Christian_Weston_Chandler...Yep,_I'm_on_TV_:)

News channels and blogs have to pick their stories carefully -Cable news picks a story and runs it into the ground. Blogs cover stories that are more popular than themselves, hoping that popularity rubs off on them.

That's why Anthony LoGatto and Reuben G. Barron were so pathetic -they were trying to make a name off a demented loser that most people ignore like a screaming hobo on the sidewalk.

Most newshounds look at Chris and see there's no interest and possible backlash, so they ignore him. I don't think Chris's attacks were notable enough for anything other than the crime blotter.
 
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