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normankrasner
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Did Chris ever receive any participation trophies? if he didm I'm sure Barb kept them until they burnt
http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/1...ids-participation-trophies-says-awards-earned
http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/1...ids-participation-trophies-says-awards-earned
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That's pretty much what honor roll was.
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Possibly, although that would be by virtue of removing him from his enabling parents. It'd also be interesting to imagine Chris if he'd gone to a special school, I have a feeling he'd be coping a lot better and possibly even have friends later in life.
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Is it known if Chris has suffered any strokes or heart attacks yet? Not that I truly want him to, but-
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Sure you don't.
Chris has not had a stroke or heart attack (we'd have heard about it), is 33 years old and was (still is?) on cholesterol medication. I believe he will have a minor heart attack before 40, and a heart attack is inevitable, barring enormous lifestyle changes.
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Even with his lifestyle, a heart attack before 40 is extremely unlikely. Considering Chris lives in the US, a stroke is even less likely than a heart attack. Still, I wouldn't be surprised if things started to turn up around his mid 40's. Even if he's still taking his statin, his blood pressure's going to play a factor.
Diabetes is another story, I wouldn't be too surprised if Chris were currently in the pre-diabetic phase.
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If someone can pay Chris to make a Hitler medallion, why can't someone comission Chris to make Sonichu #11?
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Because no one has a few grand lying around to piss away on Chris. (I hope not, at least.)
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True, but Chris isn't exactly Daddy Warbucks. As long as he can make notably more off of his comics than his merch, he'd probably crank out something.
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What if Chris bought all of his clothes at Hot Topic instead of Goodwill?
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normankrasner
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What if Chris went to Compton?
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Why hasn't there been enough content from Impulse? It was a miracle in a swimming pool of non-extreme eBay nonsense that he had that burlesque night. Now, he does not mention it at all. I know he is behaving, but I was expecting a bit more to slide out.
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I think you underestimate the importance of the comics to Chris. The comics are his masterpiece, he's not just going to crank something out.
Chris sells the medallions and amiibos because he doesn't give much of a shit about them. The comics, on the other hand, are not to be fucked with.
He didn't really mention it in the first place. Someone here had to go there to get info on that.
If you wanted to, you could go to Impulse one weekend, hope to run into Chris, and see what he does every time: sperg around, creep on girls and flop around to music once in awhile.