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if this was Wrongplanet, shit like that would be considered a slow tuesday

well on Wrongplanet Chris is the Voldemort of Autism to them
 
beechiness said:
Could Chris ever be tricked into doing something good for himself (ex., start exercising, getting a job, moving out) under the pretense that he'd get a sweetheart/china out of it?
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Probably not, but he could be tricked into doing something horribly self-destructive easily.

To expand on that a bit, most of the things that would be good for him would require some actual effort.

Meanwhile, destructive shit is usually easy. E.g. estrogel.
 
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AnOminous said:
Meanwhile, destructive shit is usually easy. E.g. estrogel.
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Got it. He'd find a way to turn any opportunity for self-improvement into self-destruction because he wants the easy way out. So if a potential sweetheart was really into fit men (because Christine, clearly, is all things to all women), he'd start chugging Slimfast instead of going to the gym.
 
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AnOminous said:
Actually, yes, and BlueSpike would have, theoretically, been the "victim" in the scenario.

This is part of why that whole episode was basically the nadir of weening. Chris was in serious legal jeopardy there even though he was clearly the victim in that situation.
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Can you really get in trouble if the minor lies to you and you can reasonably assert you actually thought they were of age?
beechiness said:
Could Chris ever be tricked into doing something good for himself (ex., start exercising, getting a job, moving out) under the pretense that he'd get a sweetheart/china out of it?
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I don't think Chris understands there is anything wrong with him. Part of improving is realizing a problem and working towards solving it. Chris is way too stupid to acknowledge his faults. Therefore he stands no reasonable chance of correcting them.

If you were to suggest Chris starts exercising, he'd just tell you "what do you mean. I walk around in stores a couple times a week... that totally counts as exercise". He doesn't get that the minimal effort he puts into stuff doesn't count as completion. Just look at his art, gender transition, lifestyle in general. It's all the same. The bare minimum is 100% to him, and sometimes he puts in less effort than that.
 
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Mashed Potato Grenade said:
Is there such a thing as pray-away-the-autism therapy?
Maybe Chris is just possessed.
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Oh I'm positive! If people are dumb and vapid enough to believe that praying solves any illness or can change one's sexual orientation, then there are people who think God will cure their autism if they ask nicely.

It goes without saying, it would not do anything for Chris.

EDIT: Chris would believe it under the right circumstances, I'm sure.
 
Has Chris ever had any original character or idea? Or is it just stolen from Sonic & Sailermoon?
Btw, is it common for autistics to be very bad at thinking up their own ideas & such? :P
 
18plusful said:
Has Chris ever had any original character or idea? Or is it just stolen from Sonic & Sailermoon?
Btw, is it common for autistics to be very bad at thinking up their own ideas & such? :P
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If you count his homemade Pokemon cards (yes they all sucked). Also not all autistic people lack creativity, but a majority of them do lack it.
 
Lipitor said:
Can you really get in trouble if the minor lies to you and you can reasonably assert you actually thought they were of age?
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Yes. The law is incredibly unforgiving of these age of consent issues. You mess around with a minor in any way at your extreme peril.

I think a better defense for him would have been that he basically didn't voluntarily participate in this, but he was the victim of it and was coerced into it and tricked by taking advantage of his mental defects.
 
beechiness said:
Could Chris ever be tricked into doing something good for himself (ex., start exercising, getting a job, moving out) under the pretense that he'd get a sweetheart/china out of it?
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No. Several sweethearts and trolls have tried. He just tries to find a loophole - he'll either try to trick whoever set the task (as with the time he was made to tidy his room and thought the troll would be fooled if he just moved some crap aside and filmed only a small section of floor) or he'll try to find some compromise that involves less work (as with any "I'M WORKIN' ON IT!" excuse). If whoever set the task won't be moved by his half-assed efforts, he just decides china isn't worth it. Laziness will trump any reward.

Mashed Potato Grenade said:
Is there such a thing as pray-away-the-autism therapy?
Maybe Chris is just possessed.
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I could see him going for something like that, and then using it as something else to blame for his fuckups when it doesn't work. After all, it offers an easy way out, and as I said above, if there's a lazy solution, that's what he'll go for.
 
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Why doesn't Chris get more lesbian glasses? Like it's certainly an improvement over those aviator lenses, but they aren't very feminine or lesbian. I can't take him seriously as a lesbian unless he gets real lesbian glasses.

Clearly he's an imposter.
 
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Lipitor said:
Why doesn't Chris get more lesbian glasses? Like it's certainly an improvement over those aviator lenses, but they aren't very feminine or lesbian. I can't take him seriously as a lesbian unless he gets real lesbian glasses.

Clearly he's an imposter.
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Like the kind his galpal Daria wore

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