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Kittensmitten69 said:
Ive actually had to sit here and think after seeing all these failed attempts others are making to get closer to him and seeing how he pushes them away . I couldnt help but think does anyone think he could find someone some day ? or will he just stay alone buying sex dolls and bitching about how everything bloody unfair ? cause honestly i feel that if he did find someone that person has the patience of a saint or on the same wave length as him .
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Chris will be alone forever. Most people have something they can use to snag a partner - personality, looks, humour, money, fame - Chris has none of that. He's not a good person who'll always be there for a partner, despite his claims. He's not smart enough to manipulate someone into being with him. He swiftly destroys any sympathy people might have for him by being whiny, lazy and selfish, so he won't get anyone via the pity-fuck route. Add the creepy Tomgirl thing, his long list of requirements for a sweetheart, Barb and the fact that he is so very blatant about the sex thing and he's cut off every possible route.

I actually think he'd be better off just seeing hookers. Okay, they wouldn't be the mommy replacement he wants, but that's never going to happen anyway unless he winds up in a care home. For the price of a decent date, he could get laid and drone on about Sonichu until the time's up, and the hooker wouldn't make any demands of him other than possibly exact change. It's wouldn't an emotionally fulfilling relationship, but the reality is that he doesn't want that anyway.

Subconcious Offense said:
I think he is extremely heterosexual in terms of WANT WOMEN but has no idea what acts are considered socially appropriate for a heterosexual.
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He has the mind of a child with the sex drive of an adult. His sexuality seems weird because he doesn't have the emotional or intellectual maturity to really understand what his sex drive is telling him.

Woodstonk said:
Will Sonichu endure?
I mean, do Chris and Sonichu have enough of a reputation that Sonichu will be remembered long-term, or will it more or less die with Chris? I can imagine Sonichu and the CWCki fifty years from now being a fascinating artifact unlike anything else.
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I think it depends on the state of the lolcow fandom when he dies. Most of the famous weirdoes of history like Francis Dec, Henry Darger or Emperor Norton lived in the pre-Internet era, and got discovered by chance. These days, anyone can set up a YouTube channel or a forum account, spew a load of craziness and become e-famous. If Chris lives another 30 years, it may be the case that he's just some minor blip among hundreds of weirdly-dressed terrible manchild artists and disappears completely, particularly if he quietens down. On the other hand, if he died tomorrow, he's still got a level of notoriety that stands out. I mean, I don't see his death trending on Facebook or anything, but he could well wind up as a modern-day Henry Darger with a cult following.

BaconSammich said:
My question is why do people think he's going to die anytime soon?
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Chris has a combination of an absurdly unhealthy lifestyle, a tendency to ignore any advice that isn't an asspat and a seemingly unlimited capacity for doing unbelievably stupid things.
 
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Tragi-Chan said:
I mean, I don't see his death trending on Facebook or anything, but he could well wind up as a modern-day Henry Darger with a cult following.
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Darger actually had talent, though.
 
Could Chris have plausibly been prosecuted for what happened during the BlueSpike/Julie saga? (We really need a "no stupid questions" thread for CWC)
 
beechiness said:
Could Chris have plausibly been prosecuted for what happened during the BlueSpike/Julie saga? (We really need a "no stupid questions" thread for CWC)
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Actually, yes, and BlueSpike would have, theoretically, been the "victim" in the scenario.

This is part of why that whole episode was basically the nadir of weening. Chris was in serious legal jeopardy there even though he was clearly the victim in that situation.
 
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AnOminous said:
Actually, yes, and BlueSpike would have, theoretically, been the "victim" in the scenario.

This is part of why that whole episode was basically the nadir of weening. Chris was in serious legal jeopardy there even though he was clearly the victim in that situation.
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Chris would surely have gotten in trouble if BlueSpike's parents/guardians decided to press charges. I wonder how that would have played out - would have sparked debates among trolls across the whole internet.
 
beechiness said:
Chris would surely have gotten in trouble if BlueSpike's parents/guardians decided to press charges. I wonder how that would have played out - would have sparked debates among trolls across the whole internet.
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Bluespike's shenanigans already went too far, but this would be going past the edge of the universe.
 
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Bluespike's shenanigans already went too far, but this would be going past the edge of the universe.
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For one, people would actually start to feel sorry for Chris (at least until he tries to run someone over with his car).

It's an interesting, morbid hypothetical. Is "I thought the 13 year old boy I was having phone sex with was really a hot Eastern European woman" an acceptable defense if you're an autistic manchild?
 
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beechiness said:
For one, people would actually start to feel sorry for Chris (at least until he tries to run someone over with his car).

It's an interesting, morbid hypothetical. Is "I thought the 13 year old boy I was having phone sex with was really a hot Eastern European woman" an acceptable defense if you're an autistic manchild?
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Depends on whether or not his Autism Card is good enough to get him out of such a serious case.
 
beechiness said:
Could Chris ever be tricked into doing something good for himself (ex., start exercising, getting a job, moving out) under the pretense that he'd get a sweetheart/china out of it?
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He was already tricked into removing the infected, and potentially fatal, crotch piercing by a fake heartsweetz.
 
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