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T_K_24 said:
Disappointed they didn't put Sonichu in for C so Chris would've gotten it.
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It's actually a pretty good troll that they didn't. You can imagine him getting annoyed that he played this official Sonic fun quiz and he didn't even get to reaffirm himself as Sonichu.

It would also make it clear to him that they know who the Sonichu creator is. I think removing the Chris connection is funnier.
 
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Galvatron said:
I'm not saying Chris would leave a girl for the reasons I specified in my previous post. In fact, I think it would take something of unearthly magnitude to get Chris to walk away from getting China on the regular. And I agree with you, if he got a girlfriend (a real one), he would be super happy at first just to finally have his sweetheart.

But eventually, he would become miserable, even if he wasn't willing to admit it. You don't go from doing whatever you want whenever you want to suddenly leading a responsible life, where the majority of your time during the day is not yours (counting working and sleeping)

So yeah, Chris would probably be stress-sighing ALOT, and going behind his girlfriend's back to do..whatever it is that entertains him. (for example, if she has to go to work during the day, and he does as well, I could totally see him fake-calling in sick for work just so he could stay home and catch up on his lost video game time)
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You are assuming that Chris is strongly affected by badgering. Which I think is flawed in two ways. Firstly, if he gets asked to do something he doesn't particularly want to or feel obliged to do he just shrugs his shoulders, makes an excuse and moves on. Secondly, he really does seem to move on. If his sweetheart asked him to do something and he didn't do it, it wouldn't really stick in his mind as a big deal. He can live in a state of conflict without perceiving it that way. It is how he deals with Barb.

I think that makes one more reason he would have a lot of trouble getting a girl to stay with him, but I am not sure how unhappy it would make him.

Subconcious Offense said:
I am sure you have your obvious reasons to simply state "Chris does go outside habitually" and leave it at that without showing any proof, but it's hard to expect people to believe you over the internet that way. It's probably one of the big reasons despite how many times you repeat it people still believe otherwise, especially when he is arguably the most web-documented exceptional individual when it comes to his way of life.
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It would get creepy if every day there was a report saying "Chris went to Target to pick up some household supplies. On the way he stopped for gas. Then he stopped in at McDonald's for lunch, went to a doctor's appointment, and went home." So those aren't posted.

I do get the impression from some of the stuff Chris says that he is somewhat conscious of the possibility of becoming isolated. He makes a conscious effort to do shit.
 
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Is there a complete backup of Chris's 2015-2016 uploads? I know most of them are available on his YT channel but I think he deleted a couple of the Jeff/Francine ones.
 
CoFAGrigus said:
I have autism and I'm 100% capable of holding a job and even though I might face some challenges, I can get through them. So Autism isn't the reason why Chris wouldn't be able to get a job without significant coaching.

The reason is that Chris has no life experience and his mother has made no effort to instill a work ethic in him. It's obvious that Chris is at least fairly intelligent and he does have potential to do well at a job if someone takes the time to train him, but he has basically been set up to fail.
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I agree with this, and I think that's what makes it so tragic. I wonder how he is going to cope when his mother is unable to take care of him?
 
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Hortator said:
Quite. That was the first time OPL ever contemplated suicide after he heard that news. So, I think it hit him quite hard, how his rose-spectrum past was nothing more than an illusion. Still though, he will always have CWCville. he spends about 2-3 hours a day inside CWCville, just paling around with tranny gendered hedgehogs.
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Chris has probably thought about offing himself at various points for years, both before and after that. He's obviously not happy and I don't think he ever was. Thing is he's also an eternal optimist in the sense that he holds out hope it might get better, or at the very least not worse, so he pushes those thoughts out of his head.

I think in a recent facebook post about the gamestop incident he mentioned that he didn't see the point in killing himself. I don't know what prompted that comment, but it's obviously the thought is on his mind.

CoFAGrigus said:
I have autism and I'm 100% capable of holding a job and even though I might face some challenges, I can get through them. So Autism isn't the reason why Chris wouldn't be able to get a job without significant coaching.

The reason is that Chris has no life experience and his mother has made no effort to instill a work ethic in him. It's obvious that Chris is at least fairly intelligent and he does have potential to do well at a job if someone takes the time to train him, but he has basically been set up to fail.
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Chris is most certainly not "fairly intelligent". I hesitate to call him stupid because he has the ABILITY to learn, but he generally speaking can't be fucked. Like, if Chris sat down and hit the books and actually tried, maybe he could turn into a more or less well rounded individual who knows how the world works. In practice though? He has about as much knowledge about life and everything in it as your typical 5 year old.

Chris is, I think, too mentally stunted to ever hold down a serious job. There's a lot of reasons for that. He came out of what is obviously a very dysfunctional and toxic environment, he never had the formative experiences most people have when they are kids. This guy didn't even talk until he was 6. His parents didn't know how to deal with him so they just sort of let him wither away by himself. On top of all that he has autism, which while not meaningful in and of itself probably exacerbates all his other issues.

I think Chris knows, on some level, that there are things he needs to do to improve his life, that he needs to grow up, that Barb isn't gonna be around forever and that if he doesn't get his shit together then he'll end up on the street, dead, or in jail. Thing is, his life has been so universally bleak (due in no small part to his tendency to overreact and give the internet what it wants) that he basically just takes refuge in childish crapola. Pokemon never made fun of him in school. Sonic never yelled at him when he worked at Wendy's. That's his happy place. And he's terrified to leave it. And now he's so far gone he never will.

Beauty said:
Is welfare necessary? To some degree, yes. Does Chris deserve it? In my opinion, no.

Some people will simply not be able to hold down a job, let's say certain kinds of disabled people. Autism specifically is tricky, because it's a very broad spectrum and people with the same diagnosis may have incredibly different quirks and problems. Some will be able to be a contributing member of society, while others might not have any chance at all to ever get a job because of their condition, no matter how hard they try.

Chris would be capable to hold down an easy job if he was actually motivated to do so and better himself. The problem with him is that he's content with leeching of the government and doesn't give a shit about even trying, and I believe that those who don't even make the effort to the best of their ability are not deserving of welfare money.
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Chris is never going to be able to hold down a steady job. The dude is obviously mentally ill on top of all his other flaws, at least in my own armchair-psychologist meaningless opinion. It's not even just autism at any rate, that much is obvious. I'm pretty sure the courts made him see a psychiatrist, which is a good thing personally. I don't know what the good doc's opinion was, but I doubt it's just "autism" like it was when he was in college. Keep in mind this is a guy who seems to think that Sonichu is an actual flesh and blood creature that exists in a parallel universe to our own.

Also anybody who googles his name is gonna get...well....come on. Everything. Every single thing about him.

Add that to his rapidly expanding criminal record, the way he presents himself, his general creepiness...

Chris ain't getting a job. Not one he can live off anyway. And he'd quickly get fired from any menial labor shit he could get.

As much as Chris abuses government assistance, he's gonna need it when Barb dies. I don't think Chris living on the street would be good for anybody. He'd last a week before ending up dead or in jail.
 
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feedtheoctopus said:
As much as Chris abuses government assistance, he's gonna need it when Barb dies. I don't think Chris living on the street would be good for anybody. He'd last a week before ending up dead or in jail.
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That is literally why it would be good for every taxpayer. It would matter very little but definitely on the side of good as far as that aspect is concerned.
 
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feedtheoctopus said:
Chris is never going to be able to hold down a steady job. The dude is obviously mentally ill on top of all his other flaws, at least in my own armchair-psychologist meaningless opinion. It's not even just autism at any rate, that much is obvious. I'm pretty sure the courts made him see a psychiatrist, which is a good thing personally. I don't know what the good doc's opinion was, but I doubt it's just "autism" like it was when he was in college. Keep in mind this is a guy who seems to think that Sonichu is an actual flesh and blood creature that exists in a parallel universe to our own.

Also anybody who googles his name is gonna get...well....come on. Everything. Every single thing about him.

Add that to his rapidly expanding criminal record, the way he presents himself, his general creepiness...

Chris ain't getting a job. Not one he can live off anyway. And he'd quickly get fired from any menial labor shit he could get.

As much as Chris abuses government assistance, he's gonna need it when Barb dies. I don't think Chris living on the street would be good for anybody. He'd last a week before ending up dead or in jail.
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No, Chris is probably never going to be hired. Yes, he is batshit crazy and there is probably more going on than just autism, but he's not completely retarded. He does have sufficient mental and physical capability to carry out simple tasks that some low-end jobs would offer. Of course, that doesn't mean that anyone would actually hire Chris.

The problem is that he gets taxpayer money without any kind of counterperformance. Where I live, he'd have to be actively searching for a job or do some kind of volunteer work in order to keep receiving welfare. If anything, the system over there has made him worse since Chris has just become even more lazy and entitled, begging his "fans" for donations so he can keep feeding his addictions for fast food, lego and videogames. Why even try when you don't have to?
 
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Putting aside the high improbability of this actually happening (or literally anybody saying yes), how would Chris do a marriage proposal? Would he find the idea of one of those public proposals in front of an audience romantic and appropriate for his TRUE and HONEST emotions, or would he propose unremarkably in his manchild bedroom?

Would he make engagement rings and ring boxes out of Model Magic and Lego to cut costs, and excuse it as being more "personal" that way?

Or would Chris go completely submissive and expect his girlfriend to do the proposing?
 
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Chris is, I think, too mentally stunted to ever hold down a serious job. There's a lot of reasons for that. He came out of what is obviously a very dysfunctional and toxic environment, he never had the formative experiences most people have when they are kids. This guy didn't even talk until he was 6. His parents didn't know how to deal with him so they just sort of let him wither away by himself. On top of all that he has autism, which while not meaningful in and of itself probably exacerbates all his other issues.
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Chris is just too weird to interact with the public. Like with the Wendy's thing, he would freak people out and they'd complain. And Chris can't really learn "don't be weird" because he thinks his behavior is normal, even when he's terrifying children by screeching like he's possessed by demons in the belief that it is a Donald Duck impression. That's what he did at Wendy's.

So he might learn don't do that Donald Duck impression but he'd then do some other weird-ass thing.

And that was well before the whole tomgirl thing when he started massively tarding it up in public even more than previously. People are just instantly going to see the boy ain't right.
 
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AnOminous said:
Chris is just too weird to interact with the public. Like with the Wendy's thing, he would freak people out and they'd complain. And Chris can't really learn "don't be weird" because he thinks his behavior is normal, even when he's terrifying children by screeching like he's possessed by demons in the belief that it is a Donald Duck impression. That's what he did at Wendy's.

So he might learn don't do that Donald Duck impression but he'd then do some other weird-ass thing.

And that was well before the whole tomgirl thing when he started massively tarding it up in public even more than previously. People are just instantly going to see the boy ain't right.
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Pretty much seals it.
 
Beauty said:
No, Chris is probably never going to be hired. Yes, he is batshit crazy and there is probably more going on than just autism, but he's not completely retarded. He does have sufficient mental and physical capability to carry out simple tasks that some low-end jobs would offer. Of course, that doesn't mean that anyone would actually hire Chris.

The problem is that he gets taxpayer money without any kind of counterperformance. Where I live, he'd have to be actively searching for a job or do some kind of volunteer work in order to keep receiving welfare. If anything, the system over there has made him worse since Chris has just become even more lazy and entitled, begging his "fans" for donations so he can keep feeding his addictions for fast food, lego and videogames. Why even try when you don't have to?
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Even as a left wing commie bastard I will be the first person to say that Chris's abuse of that money is probably the single biggest argument against welfare ever made. He is legitimately the stereotype of lazy welfare recipients down to the dot. At the same time, I can't imagine any of the managers I've had in my life hiring Chris. If they did he'd be out within a month. I've seen some fucked up people who manage to hold down jobs, but your typical junkie ex con is better suited for actual work than Chris is. Best he can hope for is some low paying service industry sorta deal.

I mean, let's be real here, does Chris even own a suit? Hell, nice dress even?

Best case scenario is Chris ends up in the backroom as a dishwasher, part time, for minimum wage. And that ain't enough to live. Which brings me back to the whole thing about him having this money when Barb kicks it or ending up dead or in jail. Hell, he doesn't even get enough from the government to live on, when you really look at it. It's meant to supplement money he makes doing something else. Theory being that this guy probably ain't gonna end up the head of a fortune 500 company.

People wish a lot of ill on Chris, but I don't think anybody wants to see what this person would become if they were forced to live on the street.
 
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feedtheoctopus said:
Even as a left wing commie bastard I will be the first person to say that Chris's abuse of that money is probably the single biggest argument against welfare ever made. He is legitimately the stereotype of lazy welfare recipients down to the dot. At the same time, I can't imagine any of the managers I've had in my life hiring Chris. If they did he'd be out within a month. I've seen some fucked up people who manage to hold down jobs, but your typical junkie ex con is better suited for actual work than Chris is. Best he can hope for is some low paying service industry sorta deal.

I mean, let's be real here, does Chris even own a suit? Hell, nice dress even?

Best case scenario is Chris ends up in the backroom as a dishwasher, part time, for minimum wage. And that ain't enough to live. Which brings me back to the whole thing about him having this money when Barb kicks it or ending up dead or in jail. Hell, he doesn't even get enough from the government to live on, when you really look at it. It's meant to supplement money he makes doing something else. Theory being that this guy probably ain't gonna end up the head of a fortune 500 company.

People wish a lot of ill on Chris, but I don't think anybody wants to see what this person would become if they were forced to live on the street.
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Yeah, Chris'll probably never get a job again, he seems to have fallen way too far at this point and I certainly can't see him turning his life around anytime soon. I don't think it's too unreasonable to wish that he'd actually TRY to contribute in some way though, no matter how small, rather than play videogames and shit himself all day, since his income originates from people who actually work.

In the hypothetical scenario of Chris working part time for minimum wage he'd still get to keep the tugboat as long as he earned less than a certain amount (This treshold was $1000 in 2010 according to CWCki), which in addition to his welfare money would be enough to live on assuming he doesn't blow his money on magic beans or something.
 
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Beauty said:
In the hypothetical scenario of Chris working part time for minimum wage he'd still get to keep the tugboat as long as he earned less than a certain amount (This treshold was $1000 in 2010 according to CWCki), which in addition to his welfare money would be enough to live on assuming he doesn't blow his money on magic beans or something.
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Oh yeah, if you run the numbers, with a part time job and Chris' benefits, he could have a pretty comfortable live in Charlottesville.
 
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Morshu said:
Putting aside the high improbability of this actually happening (or literally anybody saying yes), how would Chris do a marriage proposal? Would he find the idea of one of those public proposals in front of an audience romantic and appropriate for his TRUE and HONEST emotions, or would he propose unremarkably in his manchild bedroom?

Would he make engagement rings and ring boxes out of Model Magic and Lego to cut costs, and excuse it as being more "personal" that way?

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He would expect his girlfriend to propose. He is too much of a pussy to even send messages on an online dating site.
 
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