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What are the different ways Chris could lose the tugboat? I know if he got a job he would be in trouble, and if he didn't collect for awhile it would end. Are there any other ways?
 
Kamen Rider Black said:
What are the different ways Chris could lose the tugboat? I know if he got a job he would be in trouble, and if he didn't collect for awhile it would end. Are there any other ways?
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Maybe if someone from the right branch of government re-evaluated the case and decided he isn't culpable for the assistance anymore or something like that?

Apparently even going to jail would only put it on hold until his release, so I think there's little risk he'll lose it.

(and getting a job doesn't take the security money away, it's just the amount he gets is reduced in proportion to his other income. I think he said he could get a job earning him $800 a month or something like that and it wouldn't influence his security money)
 
Is there a video, other than the fridays after five one that show Chris walking? Like, someone filming him walking? I know it sounds spergy, but we all joke that he waddles, and I want to see if he really does.

Also, in relation to the clay chris doll upthread, I'm really disappoint that there is not any sonichu stuff on etsy.
 
Count groudon said:
Oh yeah that reminds me. Why the fuck does he carry around a backpack?
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Because he used to carry around his binders full of Sonichu, Pokemon cards, and other garbage, and show them to anyone who would listen.
 
Kosher Dill said:
Count groudon said:
Oh yeah that reminds me. Why the fuck does he carry around a backpack?
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Because he used to carry around his binders full of Sonichu, Pokemon cards, and other garbage, and show them to anyone who would listen.
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That was always the worst. I bet he was also the kind the lug his huge backpack in stores too.

I admit though, i do carry around a big purse. But not a fucking BACKPACK.
 
Kosher Dill said:
Count groudon said:
Oh yeah that reminds me. Why the fuck does he carry around a backpack?
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Because he used to carry around his binders full of Sonichu, Pokemon cards, and other garbage, and show them to anyone who would listen.
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Another sign that Chris is still mentally a child.
 
I have a potentially :stupid: question. What does OPL stand for? I've heard people use it to refer to Chris, but I can't work out the abbreviation.
 
CuriousBystander said:
I have a potentially :stupid: question. What does OPL stand for? I've heard people use it to refer to Chris, but I can't work out the abbreviation.
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I found a comic I believe sums up Chris interactions with the world pretty well:
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(except Chris would never get invited to a party in the first place :julay:)
 
Christ-ian said:
bungholio said:
I wonder if Chris is aware of the Hooters restaurant chain. The waitresses there have to talk and flirt with any mutant that goes in there. Chris is likely dumb enough to think they are legitimately interested in him. I'd love to be a fly on the wall if he was in there. It would likely be him bitching to them about trolls and his shitty life, and they would have pretend to sympathize with them.
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He has spoken about strip clubs but I don't think we've ever heard of him going to one. My guess is he'd just freeze up, like a cockroach caught under a light.
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Would Chris focus on the huge plate of hot wings or the tits?

DILEMMA
 
Holdek said:
Christ-ian said:
bungholio said:
I wonder if Chris is aware of the Hooters restaurant chain. The waitresses there have to talk and flirt with any mutant that goes in there. Chris is likely dumb enough to think they are legitimately interested in him. I'd love to be a fly on the wall if he was in there. It would likely be him bitching to them about trolls and his shitty life, and they would have pretend to sympathize with them.
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He has spoken about strip clubs but I don't think we've ever heard of him going to one. My guess is he'd just freeze up, like a cockroach caught under a light.
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Would Chris focus on the huge plate of hot wings or the tits?

DILEMMA
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Odds are good he'd try to combine the two to craft a "oops, let's clean up this mess" scenario he's no doubt seen in porn.
 
Henry Bemis said:
bungholio said:
I wonder if Chris is aware of the Hooters restaurant chain. The waitresses there have to talk and flirt with any mutant that goes in there. Chris is likely dumb enough to think they are legitimately interested in him. I'd love to be a fly on the wall if he was in there. It would likely be him bitching to them about trolls and his shitty life, and they would have pretend to sympathize with them.
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Not just Hooters. Chris had a thing for [cwc]Caitlin[/cwc] for all of five seconds because he believed the friendly smile. And then there was Kacey, even if he ignored her stories of the stressful life of a waitress.

He probably does have a thing for waitresses and food servers, as they're the only flesh-and-blood people he regularly encounters who come close to fulfilling the role of surrogate mother.
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I think it's because they act nice to him for tips.

sparklemilhouse said:
Is there a video, other than the fridays after five one that show Chris walking? Like, someone filming him walking? I know it sounds spergy, but we all joke that he waddles, and I want to see if he really does.

Also, in relation to the clay chris doll upthread, I'm really disappoint that there is not any sonichu stuff on etsy.
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Someone on the old forum was making custom Sonichu medallions for those who ordered them.

Christ-ian said:
I found a comic I believe sums up Chris interactions with the world pretty well:
86BHemL.gif

(except Chris would never get invited to a party in the first place :julay:)
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:lol: Where is that from?
 
Henry Bemis said:
Holdek said:
Would Chris focus on the huge plate of hot wings or the tits?

DILEMMA
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Odds are good he'd try to combine the two to craft a "oops, let's clean up this mess" scenario he's no doubt seen in porn.
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Hmm yeah it uh seems I h-have spi-spilled some-I have uh made a bit...of a mess. Ima jus uh hmm ea-lick da sauce off uh yer sweet boobies.
 
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