Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[IV 445]

What will happen when every new summer time ween decides to chimp out forcing every interesting thread about Chris closed?

Simultaneously, you mean? Please, weens can't harm the farm. The banhammer has an AoE stun that can also penetrate any physical resistance, and costs next to nothing to cast.

 

[Gordon Cole]

14 Branchland Court is like an autistic remake of Grey Gardens. A senile mother who's slowly wasting away lives with her grown-up (wo)manchild offspring who refuses to leave her side. They live in squalor and virtual isolation from the outside world in a ramshackle house while the world looks in in a mix of confusion, amusement and horror.

 

[sourrascal]

Who is Jessica Quinn? I see her name on Chris's facebook a lot. Is she a gal pal?

 

[JK_Productions]

Although I've technically been aware of CWC since the glory days of 2009, I do have a few random questions that you guys may be able to help me with.

1: is @Marvin really the guy that stole Chris's date with Emily in a pickle suit?
2: Does anyone know why Kacey's "father" Matthew often repeats himself in a hushed whisper during the Father Call?
3: Was Catherine a troll before she made contact with Chris or was "cousin Al" the instigator of the Applebees date and recording of it?
4: Is it known who was in Chris's room during that odd video where he appears to drink a potion and turn into another guy?

My life will be complete with these answers. Thank you kiwis.

 

[Marvin]

1: is @Marvin really the guy that stole Chris's date with Emily in a pickle suit?

Yes.

2: Does anyone know why Kacey's "father" Matthew often repeats himself in a hushed whisper during the Father Call?

Hmm, example? Like a time period? Our setup was that we'd stream Chris calls from skype into mumble. That might be other people in on the chat talking or something.

 

[Becomedizzy]

I come back and it's like Christmas.

God, I've missed it here.

 

[Sphere of Many Eyes]

Who is Jessica Quinn? I see her name on Chris's facebook a lot. Is she a gal pal?

Your answer lies in the search bar.

 

[KFC]

Although I've technically been aware of CWC since the glory days of 2009, I do have a few random questions that you guys may be able to help me with.

1: is @Marvin really the guy that stole Chris's date with Emily in a pickle suit?
2: Does anyone know why Kacey's "father" Matthew often repeats himself in a hushed whisper during the Father Call?
3: Was Catherine a troll before she made contact with Chris or was "cousin Al" the instigator of the Applebees date and recording of it?
4: Is it known who was in Chris's room during that odd video where he appears to drink a potion and turn into another guy?

My life will be complete with these answers. Thank you kiwis.

1. Yes.

2. As Marvin said, it's either other people in the chat, or I think that he's just thinking out loud about what he's going to say.

3. Catherine was a member here for a while before becoming a gal pal (actually, @Thetan joined less than a week after me, but might've been active beforehand). As for the Applebee's date, I think it was @garbageraider who mainly organized it. I feel like he wanted a major role in CWC trolling, at least at the time.

4. Kacey claimed it was #sonichu user PodMonkey, which Marvin denied. I think that it was just some other random troll who encountered him irl.

 

[Nacho Man Randy Salsa]

I'm really starting to question whether or not Chris is really autistic in light of his fancy new infection. There might be a chance he was misdiagnosed, I'm starting to think he's just a plain tard.

 

[Marvin]

4. Kacey claimed it was #sonichu user PodMonkey, which Marvin denied. I think that it was just some other random troll who encountered him irl.

I think I mostly just said that I couldn't confirm whether or not his name was podmonkey.

Though in general, I don't really understand the "who was ____?" questions. Like, I'm not sure what kind of answer people are expecting. "Who was Kacey's dad?"

If I gave you his name, say, Frank, would that be illuminating to anyone?

The best answer I can give, for pretty much any troll you want to ask this question about, is that they were a friend of mine. We met trolling Chris, maybe in #sonichu or PVCC or somewhere. We hung out in voice chat and when we needed someone to do a voice in a call, we picked someone from the chat who wanted to give it a try.

 

[JK_Productions]

The reason why I'm curious about the guy in that video is that Chris trusted him enough to let him into his room and film a video with him. I have a random theory that it's the same guy who helped him film/edit the "rollin and trollin" video but that's just a shot in the dark.

 

[NotTheBBC]

Has there ever been a real attempt to interview Chris or anyone connected to him that wasn't for the purposes of trolling?

 

[KFC]

I think I mostly just said that I couldn't confirm whether or not his name was podmonkey.

Though in general, I don't really understand the "who was ____?" questions. Like, I'm not sure what kind of answer people are expecting. "Who was Kacey's dad?"

If I gave you his name, say, Frank, would that be illuminating to anyone?

The best answer I can give, for pretty much any troll you want to ask this question about, is that they were a friend of mine. We met trolling Chris, maybe in #sonichu or PVCC or somewhere. We hung out in voice chat and when we needed someone to do a voice in a call, we picked someone from the chat who wanted to give it a try.

People can be too obsessed with who's behind the scenes. Pretty much everyone behind CWC trolling is either a neckbeard NEET, or more commonly, just a regular person who's bored on the internet.

Has there ever been a real attempt to interview Chris or anyone connected to him that wasn't for the purposes of trolling?

Guru Larry's interview wasn't directly meant to troll him, it poked some fun at him, but he just wanted to see what CWC was like.

 

[Buck Mullet]

So if Chris dies before Barb and if there is a memorial service/showing of some kind (like anyone would show up) will she have Chris's hair cut and dressed in male clothing? Can't imagine she wants the last time she sees him as a blue haired tranny.

 

[Mr. 0]

4: Is it known who was in Chris's room during that odd video where he appears to drink a potion and turn into another guy?

It was Alec Benson Leary.

The proof lies in him wearing the TRUE and HONEST Asperchu medallion.

 

[Guy Smiley]

So if Chris dies before Barb and if there is a memorial service/showing of some kind (like anyone would show up) will she have Chris's hair cut and dressed in male clothing? Can't imagine she wants the last time she sees him as a blue haired tranny.

I feel like this is a pretty big if, to be honest. I give it 50/50 on them having a funeral if Chris goes before Barb, due to the expense and the likelihood of unwanted guests. (Although Barb might see it as an opportunity to ask for more donations, like they did with Bob, so who knows?)
But yes, if that situation occurred, I would guess that Barb would put him in male clothes, (if he has any left,) and have his hair cut.

 

[Cosmos]

Chris's Know Your Meme article is trending right now.

(lol, it's NSFW)

The article itself hasn't been updated, but people are discussing Chris's taint and Kiwi Farms in the comments.

 

[Sweet and Savoury]

Whats up with the CWC reddit thing?

Someone made it private

Anyone know anything about that?

 

[Sphere of Many Eyes]

People can be too obsessed with who's behind the scenes. Pretty much everyone behind CWC trolling is either a neckbeard NEET, or more commonly, just a regular person who's bored on the internet.

True, but I totally get the interest. Someone who's willing to go to such lengths as the father call or stealing Chris' date from him IRL in a Pickle Suit is going to get some people who wanna know about the person behind the troll. But they're usually an average joe.

 

[Trilby]

Has there ever been a real attempt to interview Chris or anyone connected to him that wasn't for the purposes of trolling?

I would think the radio interview was one attempt, since I don't think anyone at the University of Virginia is that far up their asses to do so.

I feel like this is a pretty big if, to be honest. I give it 50/50 on them having a funeral if Chris goes before Barb, due to the expense and the likelihood of unwanted guests. (Although Barb might see it as an opportunity to ask for more donations, like they did with Bob, so who knows?)
But yes, if that situation occurred, I would guess that Barb would put him in male clothes, (if he has any left,) and have his hair cut.

Last shred of dignity there.