Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[cumrobbery]

No!

 

[MrTroll]

If you went back in time, claimed to be from the future showed Borb proof of "future Chris", they'd take you for a nutjob and run away, feel scared of therapy and raise Chris the same way.

I agree. I'd go back in time a little further and shoot Barb instead.

 

[Randy Lahey]

And to turn Chris into a uniformed, shrimpy little douche who says yes to the "faculty"

fight the power, tk

 

[Apocalypso]

If you could appear in the room when the specialist school was suggested to Borb, show them the CWCki, the ED page, etc., and explain this is what will likely happen if they say no, would you do it?

Given how old and senile they are, both would fall asleep two minutes into the showing.

 

[meatslab]

No because then I wouldn't of been able to buy a medallion.

 

[InTheSidePocket]

inb4.

It would make no difference.

Chris is too selfish to kill himself and Barb would never do it either.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

It will change their methods, but they still wouldn't give him treatment.

They'll just remember to yell at him harder.

I would still show them, just to see their reaction.

 

[John Furrman]

No because then I wouldn't of been able to buy a medallion.

I don't want to live in a world without the medallions of fail or Sonichu either. What has transpired is God's will.

 

[MormonofID]

inb4.

It would make no difference.

Chris is too selfish to kill himself and Barb would never do it either.

This isn't about Chris or Barb killing themselves.

 

[The Dude]

Nah for my viewing pleasure I have to disagree. However I wonder how much treatment would have helped. He still would have got on the Internet. And still would have uploaded something stupid. It's how he's wired

I think if we could go back and show Bob and Barb exactly what becomes of their little Autist, show them all the videos, the Tomgirl nonsense, the keeping Mongoloid jizz in the freezer...you could show them all that and they still wouldn't do anything. With Barb I think it would be her ego as a mother that would prevent her from getting Chris real help, and with Bob it would be the memories of the stigma associated with treating the mentally handicapped while he was growing up. They both took the view of "I know what's best for my boy, I'm his parent." and this is the result. They had several professionals who knew much more than the both of them combined about treating mental feebs like Chris, yet they ignored all those professionals and mainstreamed Chris. They even moved to a new location to avoid getting Chris the help he needs when the school and local authorities started coming down on them for Chris behavior.

 

[Doc Cassidy]

I'd go back and kick Bob in the balls so hard he wouldn't be able to have kids, thus saving the world from CWC

 

[Nacho Man Randy Salsa]

Time travel is a mistake, just like this thread.

 

[Pepsi-Cola]

If it means somewhere down the line I have a shot at sex with Chris, then yes

 

[Mr._Blonde]

No! We wouldn't have OPL, and where would our forums be?

There will be others, good sir. There will be others.

 

[Goushy_Foudz]

One close-worthy thread and a rather st00pid question to begin with.

"What would you think the Vietnam War would have ended if you told Nixon beforehand?"

 

[wagglyplacebo]

Great thread.

 

[Dr.Research]

Yes, but I don't know how much good it would do.
Borb suck as parents, but I don't think they're malicious. I think they did try and do the best for Chris in the most backwards ass way possible. I think they're just two people who should have never had kids, especially not together. Still, if I could give them a magic glimpse I'd do it.

However, I have a feeling that even if you could magically show them what Chris would become (either before Barb was pregnant or a few years later), they wouldn't believe you. They'd still do whatever they did because "Well, it can't be that bad! Obviously it's something else! Can't be us!". I don't think they would get Chris the help he needs and just be in denial and assume "their" Chris would differ from the version I'd show them. All the evidence we've seen shown that the Chandlers were never in a place to handle their son and didn't deal with the massive red flags. What makes you think actual proof of the damage would do a damn thing?

 

[FightenGnome]

So, here is some evidence that Pride did not go as planned for Pristine Christine..
Chris liked a video called Making Friends (MLP Animation). I watched the video and basically, the animation is about an isolated pony looking at other ponies as they're socializing and not actively including the shy little pony in anything. So this other pony comes along, tells the other pony it looks weird, then the extroverted pony tries to draw the introverted pony out of its shell. With that, Chris once again transfers his ultimate fantasy onto ponies meant for children to enjoy. Like Marvin said, when Chris complains about "people" not going up to him, he is usually referring to women not going up to him wanting to be his sweetheart. Part of me feels bad for Chris because I know he wants to socialize with lesbians, but I feel like he is probably doing it for all the wrong reasons. Now, on the other hand, if Chris kept lingering around my group of friends waiting for us to ask him about those ponies hanging out of his purse, I would feel very threatened and creeped out.

I understand Chris' desire to want people to approach him as opposed to the other way around. He wants you to pick something interesting so he can talk about it and break the ice. He wears his merchandise as a big sign of "hey if you know what this is, talk to me about it!" Whether it is creepy or not doesn't factor in because he is acting according to his own values and not yours. If someone lingered around with transformer keychains, he'd probably look at it as "Hey, I like transformers too! This is someone I could talk to." Chris is just practicing the Golden Rule in that case.

Introverts prefer small, close knit communities with people who share similar values and interests as they do. While everyone wants to be accepted, it gets annoying when you talk to people who you have nothing in common with and want to drag you to places full of more people you have nothing in common with. As an Introvert myself, I can say I don't want to talk to most people. I'd rather find one cool person to talk to and be ignored by 99% of everyone else.

I think Chris feels the same way, and is a super introvert due to his autism which is why I don't find the attraction signs as disturbing as other things (except for the openly sexual ones). He wants someone, with the personality of the perfect fit for him, to come up and start talking about transformers, ponies, sonic the hedgehog, pokemon, and then be amazed about his Sonichu creation. Looking for that person would just drain him.

Autistics are hyper introverts, because their detachment to the outside world is very severe. I once heard about a story of a guy who outgrew his autism that he had when he was younger and he was asked one time why he was opening and closing the closet door when he was younger. He said it was because he was imagining something interesting was happening in the closet when the door was closed, so he was trying t find out what it was.

Whether that story is true or not, I think this rant has earned me an autism rating.

The more one delves into the mind of Chris, the more one realizes how detached from reality he truly is. It usually starts off with someone thinking he is a goofy exceptional individual and then it dawns on onel, by degrees, that Chris is insane in a very peculiar way. His worldview is such a potpurri of bizarre ideas and over the years it has become even weirder, at least in some areas.

I cannot think of a single demography that would welcome Chris. It makes it sadder with the whole lesbian thing because Chris wants to lesbians them but no-one would want to hang out with him either. Unless he finds a person who is as creepy and disturbing as he is, that is. Even other mentally challenged people would probably avoid his society when at all possible. Which is another piece of irony: Chris think he is above the retarted ('windows into hell', I believe?) but it is actually the other way around.

Hmm. I'd probably have been kind and welcoming to Chris before the Ivy Saga. I think there were large portions of people who pitied him around 07 and 08 enough to be kind to him. Whether he would have messed those friendships up irl like Megan I do not know. The Rule 34 was messed, but I think I could overlook that as desperation. Compared to some people I've met, Chris then was only guilty of that and hugging Megan when she told him not to which isn't so bad.

At this point, he has firmly established himself as a douche and freak. He was trying to get Pandahalo and another girl in a threesome, he attempted to cheat on Ivy and kept attempting even after she told him to stop. He later tried to steal Liquids girlfriend and trick her into coming over to his house by pretending to be Liquid just to start.

No matter what your social values are, Chris has violated them. Chris really shouldn't have been given access to the internet, video games or adult swim. If he accepted life as a protestant Republican, like Borb wanted him to be, who would be content with a graphics design job he might have had his dream life. Met some unattractive girl in Church, married her, and have Crystal. At least I like to believe that's what would have happened.

Instead he became obsessed about sex, winning big, being funny, making a lot of money off of sonichu, and having his ego stroked by all.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I understand Chris' desire to want people to approach him as opposed to the other way around. He wants you to pick something interesting so he can talk about it and break the ice. He wears his merchandise as a big sign of "hey if you know what this is, talk to me about it!" Whether it is creepy or not doesn't factor in because he is acting according to his own values and not yours. If someone lingered around with transformer keychains, he'd probably look at it as "Hey, I like transformers too! This is someone I could talk to." Chris is just practicing the Golden Rule in that case.

Introverts prefer small, close knit communities with people who share similar values and interests as they do. While everyone wants to be accepted, it gets annoying when you talk to people who you have nothing in common with and want to drag you to places full of more people you have nothing in common with. As an Introvert myself, I can say I don't want to talk to most people. I'd rather find one cool person to talk to and be ignored by 99% of everyone else.

I think Chris feels the same way, and is a super introvert due to his autism which is why I don't find the attraction signs as disturbing as other things (except for the openly sexual ones). He wants someone, with the personality of the perfect fit for him, to come up and start talking about transformers, ponies, sonic the hedgehog, pokemon, and then be amazed about his Sonichu creation. Looking for that person would just drain him.

Autistics are hyper introverts, because their detachment to the outside world is very severe. I once heard about a story of a guy who outgrew his autism that he had when he was younger and he was asked one time why he was opening and closing the closet door when he was younger. He said it was because he was imagining something interesting was happening in the closet when the door was closed, so he was trying t find out what it was.

Whether that story is true or not, I think this rant has earned me an autism rating.

Chris is technically not an introvert and introversion and social anxiety are not inherent or diagnostic of ASD. Introverts don't want attention or eyes on them or prefer not to have it; Chris is completely different. Chris does dumb stuff like the attraction signs because he is very narcissistic and because he knows he does not understand normal social behavior between the sexes. Introvert means introspection and we all know by Chris' emails that he does very little of that, don't take blanks stares as introspective.
Chris has been given the ban hammer several times when approaching women, but also, he thinks that he is an overlooked treasure worthy of conquest. Chris does not linger with transformer keychains, he literally walks around with ponies he believes to be representative of himself with another lesbian pony. Even Marvin has said that Chris will speak to people in public and initiate conversation, but gets frustrated when WOMEN don't approach HIM. Chris is not an introvert, he loves the spotlight, as you can see from videos reaching back into his childhood. His philosophy on women is they should be the ones winning the money in the relationship, taking care of him, and doing all the work, this confirms that Chris is a narcissistic loveshy.

A loveshy is a lolcow, almost always male, whose entire online presence is built around his inability to find a girlfriend. Loveshys are generally young men in their early-to-mid 20's suffering from depression and other problems, both mental and social. They tend to be virgins who operate under the misconception that their lives will automatically improve if only they could just get a girl to date and have sex with them. Narcissism and blame-shifting are two prevalent traits among loveshys; their problems are always caused by circumstances beyond their control, and women refuse to date them because they are heartless and evil as opposed to the loveshys' own repugnant personalities or off-putting behavior. They almost never approach women themselves, preferring instead to allow women to be the ones to initiate conversation. This invariably results in failure, and further contributes to the loveshy's depression.

This was taken from lolcow Wiki, their description is not unique and can be found across a multitude of sources.

To put it simple, Chris' philosophy is: "Why should I have to do anything, don't they know who I am, what my autistic artistic achievements are. Why do I have to do all the work? It's all kiwifarms fault, if that place did not exist, I would be knee deep in china and would not have to wear this stupid disguise!!!!"

 

[January Cyst]

One that's not really a game, but basically an alarm clock designed to get your sleep schedule on track.

So he is trying to fix his biological clock wit video games, one of the things that "broke" it in the first place.