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Do it for lols. It's not like it'd change anything. Bob being a stubborn old fart.
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- Thread starter champthom
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It seems Cri-teen is shifting gears in the last few FB posts. Instead of just outright begging or reading terrible fanfiction, he's buying kitties and using his mother and Anna to pull in revenue. It wouldn't be so bad if he wasn't slapping on donation requests halfway through his posts, and then God only knows what happened to poor Pollo and what Chris and Anna are doing to a mentally-unhinged Barb. It could get to the point where he's pulling bigger shenangians to help bring in more money and putting people's/animal's welfare in jeopardy.
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Part of this is begging, the second is the normal Chris doesn't think and just acts. Oh a cute kitty lets take it in. Then later the wheels grind oh I can use this for pity. Chris thinks he's smarter than everyone but he's the one well being Chris.
Caz
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I just had the worst fucking image in my mind.
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Well, one way or another, it's all for nothing. Even the weens who donate to him can't stop the financhu collapse of 14 Branchland Ct. All we can do is sit through his hilariously inept begging attempts and enjoy the show.
Or we can take his medallion, that'll show him!
Or we can take his medallion, that'll show him!
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Blow Standard
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Honestly, I just imagine he saw one of the commercials where people ask for money to help animals in need and decided to try it himself. People obviously didn't care enough about he and Barb to throw them the thousands of dollars he expected, so let's see how it goes when he brings animals into the mix.
Pretty soon we'll be seeing the next Savetoby
The site is down, but basically it was some guy with a pet rabbit and he threatened to eat the rabbit if he didn't get $10,000 in donations. The guy never actually went through with it, and he'd constantly push the 'Execution day' back until one day he edited the site to say "TOBY IS FREE". But I'm a little scared Chris might actually go through with it.
Pretty soon we'll be seeing the next Savetoby
The site is down, but basically it was some guy with a pet rabbit and he threatened to eat the rabbit if he didn't get $10,000 in donations. The guy never actually went through with it, and he'd constantly push the 'Execution day' back until one day he edited the site to say "TOBY IS FREE". But I'm a little scared Chris might actually go through with it.
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Well one way or another it's all for nothing. Even the weens who donate to him can't stop the financhu collapse of 14 Branchland Ct. All we can do is sit through his hilariously inept begging attempts and enjoy the show.
Or we can take his medallion, that'll show him!
Agreed, Barbs more than likely gonna run out of banana money soon and then we will all get to watch the homeless saga unfold
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No. Chris doesn't get specifically frustrated when women don't approach him if he's already approaching them on his own.
By describing it as his "philosophy", you're making it seem as if Chris believes that's the way it should be in the world. Whereas it's actually just a fantasy of his. If Chris got a girlfriend, being the "house husband" would be the furthest thing from his mind.
You're reading a lot of meaning in things Chris says and does, in places where there is none.
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I beg Chris for sex on a daily basis
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When I saw the kitten post it reminded me of the "Checkers speech" made by Nixon.
Nixon was running for VP and was accused of accepting money and bribes. He gave a speech which brought up his dog (a gift.) He talked about how the kid named it Checkers and he's keeping the dog no matter what people say.
It made Americans feel bad for criticising where the money was going because they pictured some big bad man ripping a puppy out of a child's arms. Nothing else mattered. Nixon gained public support and stayed on the VP ticket.
The kitty is supposed to distract us from what we're criticizing Chris in the first place, Lego and video games.
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Chris is trying to pull a "Le Misérables" but the best he can do is "Le Détestée" or "Les Arriérés"
Money is like Barb's life elixir.
It's going to be like the stock market crash of 29, only instead of people taking money out of the banks, they will be taking out anything of value from 14 BC along with Barb's lifeless corpse, after she dies of severe anxiety because she could no longer get Chris to bring in Doh' Nay' Shuns'.Well, one way or another, it's all for nothing. Even the weens who donate to him can't stop the financhu collapse of 14 Branchland Ct. All we can do is sit through his hilariously inept begging attempts and enjoy the show.
Or we can take his medallion, that'll show him!
Money is like Barb's life elixir.
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This post is rather reaching. The picture Anna shared of herself and Barb was almost two months ago and was likely longer ago than that. The e-begging saga was just like any other endeavor of Chris's. Really passionate and consistent for a few months and then he slowly loses motivation and his laziness kicks in and he doesn't care. Ana simply posted that for attention. Barb is just waiting for death. The more things change, the more they stay the same.
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Doesn't bother me none. I just couldn't find a viable begging thread anywhere.
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If he ever did something like that, he would probably get pissed that people took him seriously and treated it like a PPV event instead of trying to talk him down from the
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I hope the inner circle won't hoard such wonderful content and tease us with it for years.
Just saying.
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That seems very far-fetched. We know Chris will try to exploit hardship for sympathy and money. We also think he often exaggerates or even makes up these hardships. It's fair enough to criticize him for that, but that is a long way from actually manufacturing a real situation which requirees sympathy.
We have no evidence he does that. We have no reason to suspect he does that. And we have no reason to believe he is at all capable of doing that in a way that is remotely believable.
If Chris says "My mother is really sick, she needs money" we can consider the possibility she is actually sick. We can definitely consider the possibility Chris and/or Barb are exaggerating how sick she is. We can probably also consider the possibility that she isn't really sick at all. But we can safely exclude the possibility that Chris purposely made her sick.
We have no evidence he does that. We have no reason to suspect he does that. And we have no reason to believe he is at all capable of doing that in a way that is remotely believable.
If Chris says "My mother is really sick, she needs money" we can consider the possibility she is actually sick. We can definitely consider the possibility Chris and/or Barb are exaggerating how sick she is. We can probably also consider the possibility that she isn't really sick at all. But we can safely exclude the possibility that Chris purposely made her sick.
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Has there been anyone crazy enough to do that yet? Chris lacks the motivation to tie a noose so my guess is he'd use fanta with poison.
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I don't care about anna, she's not even one of the amusing orbiters of chris's life. I do disagree that bard wasn't in on the last round of ebegging. From the video of her asleep Chris did till the end of that "saga", Barb was 100% involved.