Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[Pikonic]

There is an unrelated, Christian lesbian woman named Christine Chandler on youtube, who is obsessed with gay Christianity, her struggles to get married, and does lots of back and forth youtube arguements with pastors. Her videos are coming up as links from our Chris's videos. I sat though some response to her from a deranged pastor, I thought he was talking to CWC, and that somehow CWC had a fiancee and had been forbidden marriage in some church.

Any chance you can link it, this was all I could find
https://youtube.com/channel/UCrMEcMLPgCxd6LuLdhwl2xQ

 

[BurningPewter]

I can't find them now...maybe I got confused.

 

[Apocalypso]

We know his thoughts about Barb, but has Chris ever sexually fantasized about any of his relatives?

Spoiler

I sure fucking hope not

 

[Garfieldchu]

We know his thoughts about Barb, but has Chris ever sexually fantasized about any of his relatives?

Spoiler

I sure fucking hope not

"Pattayyy"

 

[InTheSidePocket]

We know his thoughts about Barb, but has Chris ever sexually fantasized about any of his relatives?

Spoiler

I sure fucking hope not

Lol isn't Barb enough

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

Consider the following:

The Tomgirl Saga is now in its fifth year.
It has been six years since Chris worked on Sonichu in any capacity except under duress.
Bob has been dead almost that long.

Compared to the "Classic Chris" era, of clown shirt and heartsweets, the Post-Classic Chris era has lasted almost twice as long. Chris has generated more indirect content in the last few years than he ever did deliberately. With one parent in the grave and the other on loan from the nuthouse, Chris has actually managed to have his version of an adult lifestyle. Chris got famous for being 'The Sonichu Guy', but by now, Sonichu is by far the least interesting thing about him. I wonder if the internet will catch up to him, or if Chris will always be just "Zap to the Extreme!"

 

[timtommy]

Consider the following:

The Tomgirl Saga is now in its fifth year.
It has been six years since Chris worked on Sonichu in any capacity except under duress.
Bob has been dead almost that long.

Compared to the "Classic Chris" era, of clown shirt and heartsweets, the Post-Classic Chris era has lasted almost twice as long. Chris has generated more indirect content in the last few years than he ever did deliberately. With one parent in the grave and the other on loan from the nuthouse, Chris has actually managed to have his version of an adult lifestyle. Chris got famous for being 'The Sonichu Guy', but by now, Sonichu is by far the least interesting thing about him. I wonder if the internet will catch up to him, or if Chris will always be just "Zap to the Extreme!"

Well, two things tie Chris to the internet, sex and Sonichu.

From his perspective, he has difficulty walking away from the internet for those reasons. He is always looking for sexual/romantic partners. And he will never succeed. And given that the internet is a good resource for locating them (for a normal person, at least), it keeps calling him back. And he wants it so badly that he is always going to be vulnerable to trolling. If he believes there is a non-zero probability some girl is real and interested in him, it is hard for him not to risk being trolled.

Sonichu is the other factor. It is his claim to fame and he wants to press that claim. He thinks Sonichu is awesome and wants to make sure others do too. And recently, it has been a source of revenue for him.

From everyone else's perspective, sex and Sonichu are what is interesting about Chris. He writes a hilariously bad comic, and he has gotten himself into all kinds of hilarious situations chasing women.

 

[Marvin]

From his perspective, he has difficulty walking away from the internet for those reasons. He is always looking for sexual/romantic partners. And he will never succeed. And given that the internet is a good resource for locating them (for a normal person, at least), it keeps calling him back. And he wants it so badly that he is always going to be vulnerable to trolling. If he believes there is a non-zero probability some girl is real and interested in him, it is hard for him not to risk being trolled.

We pressure Chris to go online to find girls. People behind the scenes have to vet girls for him to meet, for example. That's the primary way he falls for this stuff.

Sonichu is the other factor. It is his claim to fame and he wants to press that claim. He thinks Sonichu is awesome and wants to make sure others do too. And recently, it has been a source of revenue for him.

He got very disillusioned with Sonichu being famous because of the trolling. It's almost entirely the money that brings him online.

 

[BurningPewter]

Just starting reading a copy of "the heart is a lonely hunter". These reminded me of Chris -

"It was like there was something deformed about him - but when you looked at him closely each part was normal and as it should be. Therefore the difference had to be not in the body but in his mind"

"maybe when people longed for a thing so bad the longing made them trust in anything that might give it to them"

 

[m0rnutz]

If Chris never shaved, what would he look like?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

It's almost entirely the money that brings him online.

So, it's the 7th and the Tugboat is gone!
Chris has no executive function skills to speak of.

He got very disillusioned with Sonichu being famous because of the trolling reality.

 

[Trilby]

I don't even like to think about that.

None of us do!

I apologise if this has already been covered, but how much of Monty Python's Flying Circus do you think Chris actually 'gets'? From what I've seen / heard / read about him, he doesn't seem to have much of a sense of humour at all, which doesn't surprise me because of the whole emotional coldness thing that's part and parcel of autism, and although he's ripped off a lot of the show's catchphrases and even tried to replicate the show in one of his videos (with 'mixed' results, to put it mildly), I just don't think it's the kind of thing he'd really enjoy. I'd have him down as more of a Benny Hill guy.

You certainly don't need brains for that!

I think he's attracted to the randomness, and to the stuff that appears random because he just doesn't understand it. Monty Python has a lot of both, because it also has a lot of topical references that won't be familiar to most of its American audience.

Much like the way he loved Excel Saga without understanding that!

Does Chris know if he's accumulating youtube money?
https://socialblade.com/youtube/user/cwcvilleguardian

Damn.

 

[ZeCommissar]

Here's a nightmarish scenario

What would you do if you woke up as Chris for a day?

Let's say your brain becomes Chris's body, yet his mind is like....sleeping or some shit the entire day idk.

What would you do? Would you pull a Chris and do nothing all day praying that the day is over? Would you do something to try and better Chris? You CANT kill Chris, to make sure you really don't, the shitty rule I just made up is this:

If you commit suicide in his body your mind and his body will die, HOWEVER his mind will inherit YOUR current body and life. So you might as well get through the day. If you commit a crime or whatever Chris will get punished for it after everyone is back in their own bodies.

So what is it Kiwis? What would you do if you were in his body?

 

[timtommy]

We pressure Chris to go online to find girls. People behind the scenes have to vet girls for him to meet, for example. That's the primary way he falls for this stuff.

Right, but the whole thing begins with his desire to find women. If, for example, he were content with a life of celibacy, he would be a lot more likely to content himself with the social groups he has around him already, and not go out of his way to meet people.

Sure he has made innovations like vetting processes, but there are imperfections in that which make him vulnerable to the internet. In a way he wouldn't be if he weren't looking for china.

He got very disillusioned with Sonichu being famous because of the trolling. It's almost entirely the money that brings him online.

I suppose that's true. And the period between him searching for fame and recognition and him searching for money was a very slow period for Christory. And he still shoehorns Sonichu into a lot of his important public statements, even if it is just "give me money because I want to pay off my mortgage ... therefore Sonichu."

If he hadn't had the "success" he had with Sonichu, this begging saga might not have happened, or if it did, it would be a lot more stunted. Sonichu gives him a decent hook when begging. People can buy Sonichu merch. People can sponsor him to draw more Sonichu stuff. Or people can just give him money because he is the creator of Sonichu, and wants the money.

There are twists and turns along the way, but I still think it all comes back to sex and Sonichu.

 

[Marvin]

Right, but the whole thing begins with his desire to find women. If, for example, he were content with a life of celibacy, he would be a lot more likely to content himself with the social groups he has around him already, and not go out of his way to meet people.

Sure he has made innovations like vetting processes, but there are imperfections in that which make him vulnerable to the internet. In a way he wouldn't be if he weren't looking for china.

The china is kind of a red herring in that situation though. Chris is also vulnerable to the internet when he tries to make money via the internet. It's not like the solution to him getting fucked with trying to get money online is "if Chris didn't want money anymore, he wouldn't get tricked online as much".

 

[Mozzarella Dicks]

Here's a nightmarish scenario

What would you do if you woke up as Chris for a day?

Let's say your brain becomes Chris's body, yet his mind is like....sleeping or some shit the entire day idk.

What would you do? Would you pull a Chris and do nothing all day praying that the day is over? Would you do something to try and better Chris? You CANT kill Chris, to make sure you really don't the shitty rule I just made up is this:

If you commit suicide in his body your mind and his body will die, HOWEVER his mind will inherit YOUR current body and life. So you might as well get through the day. If you commit a crime or whatever Chris will get punished for it after everyone is back in their own bodies.

So what is it Kiwis? What would you do if you were in his body?

I put a scenario kinda like that in the What If thread recently.

My answer is I would try to destroy some of the hoard, using Chris's wimpy noodly arms, and hurl verbal insults at Barb if she tried to stop me. I would force Chris's body to eat delicious vegetables like broccoli, shower it, and leave it dressed like a human (to the best of my knowledge of how humans dress). I would try to see if it had any muscle memory of how to draw Sonichu and leave him with a title page for Book 13 even if it was my own real art skill and draw a bunch of boxes to use for comic panels on some other papers I'd leave nearby, even though I'd expect that to be a fruitless endeavor.

I'd also hope my employer would accept "I swapped minds with an awful person yesterday, trust me you're lucky that my body didn't show up to work" as a reason for me missing a shift if this happened on a workday.

 

[ZehnBoat]

as i see it, sonichu is dead

I put a scenario kinda like that in the What If thread recently.

My answer is I would try to destroy some of the hoard, using Chris's wimpy noodly arms, and hurl verbal insults at Barb if she tried to stop me. I would force Chris's body to eat delicious vegetables like broccoli, shower it, and leave it dressed like a human (to the best of my knowledge of how humans dress). I would try to see if it had any muscle memory of how to draw Sonichu and leave him with a title page for Book 13 even if it was my own real art skill and draw a bunch of boxes to use for comic panels on some other papers I'd leave nearby, even though I'd expect that to be a fruitless endeavor.

I'd also hope my employer would accept "I swapped minds with an awful person yesterday, trust me you're lucky that my body didn't show up to work" as a reason for me missing a shift if this happened on a workday.

you wouldn't draw pics of trump and paste them all over chris's wall as gifts for him?
i mean i can think of a few things i would do, but that would make him so damn salty

 

[m0rnutz]

Here's a nightmarish scenario

What would you do if you woke up as Chris for a day?

Let's say your brain becomes Chris's body, yet his mind is like....sleeping or some shit the entire day idk.

What would you do? Would you pull a Chris and do nothing all day praying that the day is over? Would you do something to try and better Chris? You CANT kill Chris, to make sure you really don't the shitty rule I just made up is this:

If you commit suicide in his body your mind and his body will die, HOWEVER his mind will inherit YOUR current body and life. So you might as well get through the day. If you commit a crime or whatever Chris will get punished for it after everyone is back in their own bodies.

So what is it Kiwis? What would you do if you were in his body?

Cut my hair. Shave that dome. Donate my woman clothes back to Goodwill, get him some nice polos and pants. Clean the room, build him a glass stand to showcase his toys, donate the legos.

Check my "unclit", see if he ever went to a doctor. Proceed to get it checked and stitched back up if needed.

Throw out the junk food, get him some real food. Granola bars, water, meats and cheeses. Schedule him a colonoscopy too. He needs an enema.

Get him a few job applications. I know he won't go to the appointments, but its worth a shot. Shut down his eBay and Amazon accounts too.

The next day, I take a long hot shower and huddle up in the corner, Chris probably just violated me and shit my bed.

 

[Flame the Sunbird]

Here's a nightmarish scenario

What would you do if you woke up as Chris for a day?

Let's say your brain becomes Chris's body, yet his mind is like....sleeping or some shit the entire day idk.

What would you do? Would you pull a Chris and do nothing all day praying that the day is over? Would you do something to try and better Chris? You CANT kill Chris, to make sure you really don't the shitty rule I just made up is this:

If you commit suicide in his body your mind and his body will die, HOWEVER his mind will inherit YOUR current body and life. So you might as well get through the day. If you commit a crime or whatever Chris will get punished for it after everyone is back in their own bodies.

So what is it Kiwis? What would you do if you were in his body?

Shit myself and do nothing.

 

[Guy Smiley]

He needs an enema

I'm going to regret asking this.

Why do you think he needs an enema?