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Just to confirm, we were already aware of this, right?

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Now where is he gonna get that kind of cash (and a doctor willing to forgo his 'tism problem)?
 
Random thought: I think Bob would've liked Alex Jones (unironically) if he had been more internet-savy. Probably Ben "Empty my nine at the welfare line" Garrison's cartoons too.
 
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So interactions with people tend to stick with him.
Does an obese ego have anything to do with it too?

Also is Chris' ego as big as the CWCki paints it, or is it more of a mere appearance because of his autism limiting his ability to relate to others?
 
Does an obese ego have anything to do with it too?

Also is Chris' ego as big as the CWCki paints it, or is it more of a mere appearance because of his autism limiting his ability to relate to others?
Autism is a big cause. Chris' ego fluctuates based on the context.

The CWCki's portrayal of Chris having a huge ego is correct, but trolls vastly inflated his ego by constantly telling him that they're big fans of his. To this day, alongside JULAYYY, it's still a common (but ineffective) trolling technique to tell him that you're a big fan of his. "OMG I'm a huge fan of Sonichu, can I be your friend??"

Chris knows there's something fishy about these messages though. He's pretty confused about what the actual situation is. Does he have legions of fans? Does he have zero fans? Or maybe he's a minor internet artist a la doopie? He can't really tell.

So most of the time, he just kinda shifts between the different stories, never really deciding to himself what the true story is.

In private, you'll see this uncertainty come out.* Though he doesn't dwell on it, because at the end of the day, it really doesn't matter to him. People give him money and tell him they love his comics. Trying to suss out their real motivations is beyond Chris' mental capabilities, and to some extent, he knows that.

Edit: * Not like deep, introspective uncertainty. It's just that Chris is very perplexed by why people follow him. A naive reading of the cwcki would lead you to believe that Chris is just like "yeah, I'm just fucking awesome, that's why I've got billions of fans". Chris kinda wants to believe that, but if you probe a little, you'll see he's got no clue what's going on.
 
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It just occurred to me that Chris, as an unemployed tard with no daily schedule who shits himself and does nothing, seems to be extremely diligent with shaving his face. Not a single picture exists of him just missing a day or two of shaving, not even pre-tomgirl. Why?
 
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It just occurred to me that Chris, as an unemployed tard with no daily schedule who shits himself and does nothing, seems to be extremely diligent with shaving his face. Not a single picture exists of him just missing a day or two of shaving, not even pre-tomgirl. Why?

didn't he rock a goatee for a while?

 
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It just occurred to me that Chris, as an unemployed tard with no daily schedule who shits himself and does nothing, seems to be extremely diligent with shaving his face. Not a single picture exists of him just missing a day or two of shaving, not even pre-tomgirl. Why?
It's not just his face. He's also always shaved off all his body hair.

He's got an aversion to hair. At least hair not on his head.

Pretty sure it's a sensory thing relating to autism.
didn't he rock a goatee for a while?

That was troll influenced, I think.
 
I know a number of christorical figures lurk around here and whatever (marvin, alec benson, bluespike...)
But what happened to some of the other trolls who would fuck with chris? Like Vivian, Clyde Cash, and Surfshack Tito.
I'll assume they just got bored but I'm just wondering if there was official news at some point.
 
I know a number of christorical figures lurk around here and whatever (marvin, alec benson, bluespike...)
But what happened to some of the other trolls who would fuck with chris? Like Vivian, Clyde Cash, and Surfshack Tito.
I'll assume they just got bored but I'm just wondering if there was official news at some point.
Vivian and Clyde Cash were the same person, I think. He seemed to have gotten bored of Chris by late 2010. Around 2011-12, there was some drama in PVCC and he left, though I don't know the details. He went on to do a gaming site called P4RGaming, though it closed down in late 2015.

Surfshack Tito, according to Thorg, was still at high school while he trolled Chris. It's likely he became too busy with school to do anymore trolling.

(I may have gotten some things wrong. This is all gathered from searches on this forum)
 
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what classic zinger will CWC be remembered for most - "julay", or "there's a 747 flying overhead!"
 
I know a number of christorical figures lurk around here and whatever (marvin, alec benson, bluespike...)
But what happened to some of the other trolls who would fuck with chris? Like Vivian, Clyde Cash, and Surfshack Tito.
I'll assume they just got bored but I'm just wondering if there was official news at some point.

Vivan was played by several different people, usually Clyde.

Clyde met a galpal on PVCC, they moved in together, he stopped trolling, there was a schism on PVCC and Clyde left. I used to be pretty cool with him but haven't talked to him in probably 4 years and lost contact with him. He and the gal pal have since broken up.

Thorg wasn't really a big figure or anything but he quit the Chris trolling to play Skyrim.

The others I have no idea.
 
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