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Wasn't Zoe Quinn's entirely rational response to having her nudes posted online to do a porn shoot and post official nudes online?
 
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Say Chris finally, through some planets aligning, lotto winning, the world is hit by an asteroid that should have killed us all but didn't luck, gets a girl pregnant. The kid turns out to be a boy. He's so wrapped up in the fact he's supposed to have a "sweetheart-from-the-ground-up" birth him a daughter, how would he handle this?
 
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Uncouth Twat said:
Total :autism: and a "where the fuck did this come from?" Warning.

Say Chris finally, through some planets aligning, lotto winning, the world is hit by an asteroid that should have killed us all but didn't luck, gets a girl pregnant. The kid turns out to be a boy. He's so wrapped up in the fact he's supposed to have a "sweetheart-from-the-ground-up" birth him a daughter, how would he handle this?
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I think he's kinda been prepping himself for this by going through the motions with Robee Sonichu. Like he'll probably pat the kid on the head and say he loves him, but then cross his fingers and get started on his next attempt at Crystal.
 
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Marvin said:
I think he's kinda been prepping himself for this by going through the motions with Robee Sonichu. Like he'll probably pat the kid on the head and say he loves him, but then cross his fingers and get started on his next attempt at Crystal.
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Bingo!
 
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Total :autism: and a "where the fuck did this come from?" Warning.

Say Chris finally, through some planets aligning, lotto winning, the world is hit by an asteroid that should have killed us all but didn't luck, gets a girl pregnant. The kid turns out to be a boy. He's so wrapped up in the fact he's supposed to have a "sweetheart-from-the-ground-up" birth him a daughter, how would he handle this?
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Gender is a social construct. He'd call the boy Crystal and raise it as a girl anyway. Chris has never been one to let a petty little thing like reality get in the way of his autism.
 
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I've said this in another thread, but I'm gonna repeat it here.

If Chris ever gets a Sonichu game created, I get the feeling it'll happen without much of a legal hitch.

Everyone's always commented how Chris would need permission from both Sega AND Nintendo, since Sonichu is a cross between Pikachu and Sonic. But could that really be it?

All Chris, and the video game developers would have to do is simply claim Sonichu isn't a Pokemon (and Chris would just have to accept that) and then they wouldn't need Nintendo involved at all.

The "Chu" in Sonichu's name simply is derived from the Japanese sound effect a mouse makes (where our side of the world uses "squeak"), so that has nothing to do with Pikachu.

Sonichu, by design, isn't even anything more than Super Sonic with red, rosy cheeks of a Pikachu. But that can be explained by saying the red patches are just make-up. Chris is a trans, right? So I don't seeing that explanation being far off.

One last thing to add is that Sega, throughout history, has been generally more lenient in terms of copyrights, and allowing others to make games based off their characters. Sonic Mania was not created by Sonic Team or anyone from Sega. Sega simply published it. The Game Genie device from the early 90s, became an enemy of Nintendo, whereas Sega was fine with it and even made it an official licensed product. The Sega Dreamcast was notorious for piracy (though, not saying Sega appreciated that).
 
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TrippinKahlua said:
All Chris, and the video game developers would have to do is simply claim Sonichu isn't a Pokemon (and Chris would just have to accept that) and then they wouldn't need Nintendo involved at all.
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That's IF Chris will drop the Pokemon nonsense. That would definitely take quite a long time to convince him of that.

The "Chu" in Sonichu's name simply is derived from the Japanese sound effect a mouse makes (where our side of the world uses "squeak"), so that has nothing to do with Pikachu.
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That part is certainly OK.

Sonichu, by design, isn't even anything more than Super Sonic with red, rosy cheeks of a Pikachu. But that can be explained by saying the red patches are just make-up. Chris is a trans, right? So I don't seeing that explanation being far off.
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I suppose (even if Sonichu himself isn't meant to be trans, yet). I feel like much of Sonichu's backstory and the use of Pokemon elements certainly have to go.
 
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TrippinKahlua said:
All Chris, and the video game developers would have to do is simply claim Sonichu isn't a Pokemon (and Chris would just have to accept that) and then they wouldn't need Nintendo involved at all.

The "Chu" in Sonichu's name simply is derived from the Japanese sound effect a mouse makes (where our side of the world uses "squeak"), so that has nothing to do with Pikachu.
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I don't think anyone's going to be fooled when they see a character with the same yellow-and-brown color scheme as Pikachu, the same ears and tail as Pikachu, shoots lightning like Pikachu, and has a name that also ends in "chu".
 
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Uncouth Twat said:
Total :autism: and a "where the fuck did this come from?" Warning.

Say Chris finally, through some planets aligning, lotto winning, the world is hit by an asteroid that should have killed us all but didn't luck, gets a girl pregnant. The kid turns out to be a boy. He's so wrapped up in the fact he's supposed to have a "sweetheart-from-the-ground-up" birth him a daughter, how would he handle this?
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Chris would be mildy disappointed for some ten minutes...but that's irrelevant. He wouldn't treat Reginald any worse than Crystal.

Chris is a lazy and selfish piece of shit and has no real interest in raising his offspring. His hypothetical children are some sort of vanity project for him, they serve to validate him as a successful adult with a family like the characters on his old timey sitcoms.

Even in his fantasy world where he could portray himself as the perfect parent, Chris chose to dump his selfcestuous abominations on a beaner carpet muncher who can't even speak Spanish (let alone English) instead of raising them himself.
 
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Ok ok ok so I just saw the movie IT and eddies mom looks SOOOOO MUCH like barb in the fucking recliner and everything even the glasses
 
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Does anyone know what Chris' sleep schedule is like? What time does he go to bed and when does he get up?
 
A studio executive approaches you and asks you to pitch him an idea for a cartoon and of course the only thing you can think of is Chris Chan, what do you say?
 
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