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Redhot Breastmilk said:
A studio executive approaches you and asks you to pitch him an idea for a cartoon and of course the only thing you can think of is Chris Chan, what do you say?
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geg said:
It's hard to believe that the Chandlers haven't been offed by natural selection at this point. I mean I can see Bob being somewhat competant in the real world, consitering he had a somewhat respectable job, but I'm suprised Borb and Chris have lived as long as they have.
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Barb is kind of a sociopath, who will say or do whatever it takes to get what she wants. So while she doesn't have much by way of survival skills, she's good at attaching herself to those who do.

As for Chris, I think he does, in a weird way, have good survival skills. Not in the sense of being able to prosper, but he's very good at evading the negative consequences of his actions. And I think that's because, to put it bluntly, he appears kind of pathetic. Whereas most high-functioning autistic people (yeah, the label is debatable in Chris' case) blend in reasonably well, Chris really doesn't. He goes around in his bad drag and Sonichu medallion and head-dildo and you look at him and it's blatantly obvious that he's not right in the head. So people give him a pass. It's not that he's incapable of following the law or understanding the difference between right and wrong, it's just that people give him a much larger margin of error than he's entitled to because nobody wants to be the guy who beats up a sped.
 
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Chris probably thinks his video to tell everyone to not bother Jessica Quinn is working because it appears nobody has been bothering her for the past few days already.
 
Chanchu said:
Is Chris crazy? Like... truly insane?

Not just saying it. I mean like he belongs in a nut house and Greene County missed their chance.
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It's too expensive for the state to take care of every crazy unless they're especially violent or something, I mean just look at all the mentally ill homeless people.
 
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Even though a lot of folks are saying they want to interview CWC, the person I would have loved to interview (well, before she went senile, that is) is Babs.

Dealing with CWC on a daily basis had to have been a pretty bizarre experience (which was only compounded when he came to the attention of the internet) and I think it would be fascinating to speak with her and find out her thoughts on what it's like living with everyone's favorite manchild. I can't even imagine what it would have been like to get phone calls screaming "JUULAAAAAY!" at all hours of the night, to say nothing of receiving photographs in the mail of your son fucking a blow-up doll.

Then, I would love to hear Babs' take on some of the most important moments of Christory -- the suspension from PVCC, the Emily date, the trip to Ohio to save Julie, all of the problems at the Game Place, the hit'n'run with Snyder, and the pepper spray incident at GameStop.

And, of course, I would love to hear her understanding of the Sonichu phenomenon. It would be fascinating to learn how a woman in her 70's with little to no knowledge of social media/the internet views the cult that has sprung up around the fruit of her loins.
 
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I'm surprised nobody ever made "Kick the Autistic" into a real game - not even so much as a flash game posted on Newgrounds.
 
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Sperglord Dante said:
Chris would be mildy disappointed for some ten minutes...but that's irrelevant. He wouldn't treat Reginald any worse than Crystal.
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I know Crystal is but is Reginald also canon in the Christoverse?
 
Where does Jessica live again?

North Carolina?

I want to feel conviction this whole thing is a ruse.
 
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