Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[Sperglord Dante]

He's very anxious about Barb dying. He really tries to avoid thinking or talking about the subject though.

Did Chris act like that when Bob was on his deathbed, or is it the first time he shows this kind of foresight?

 

[Marvin]

Did Chris act like that when Bob was on his deathbed, or is it the first time he shows this kind of foresight?

No. The property transferred to Barb's hands.

 

[Armchair Psychologist]

Is chris getting... ah the hell with it we all know the answer.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

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i've really been enjoying the idea of a bald chris

He actually looks better like that than the seaweed green monstrosity he's got going on now

 

[Doug_Hitzel]

What if Chris got pozzed in his neghole and was blessed with the Gift of the fuck flu?

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

To be honest Chris winning the lottery and becoming a multimillionaire would be pretty fucking funny.

It would be like Emmanuel God reverse trolling him.

Edit: Plus it would piss a lot of people off.

He would lose it all pretty quickly do to some poor decisions and/or some scammers. Then he'd rage that it was someone else's fault.

 

[dj turnip]

Yo now that net neutrality is repealed we better get ready for Christine to raise an indignant honk the day she has to pay for his precious social platforms. Can't wait for him to claim that Barb is dying so he can get cash to pay for facebook.

 

[Holdek]

Yo now that net neutrality is repealed we better get ready for Christine to raise an indignant honk the day she has to pay for his precious social platforms. Can't wait for him to claim that Barb is dying so he can get cash to pay for facebook.

A bit off topic, but the major social media companies like Facebook are going to cut deals with ISPs. It’s the little guys/some startups that will be squeezed out.

 

[Nacho Man Randy Salsa]

I'm actually thankful for this current dry spell, it's allowed me to explore the rest of the site, find some new lolcows, and become a better Kiwi.

 

[Porker LeVance]

He actually looks better like that than the seaweed green monstrosity he's got going on now

Almost any haircut would look better than the seaweed pile. Chris could get a pixie cut, or even a buzz.

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

@Marvin said that Chris is now taking hormone replacement pills. Does this mean he's given up on having Crystal? Does he even know they'll sterilize him?

 

[Wraith]

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i've really been enjoying the idea of a bald chris

All I can say.

 

[Marvin]

@Marvin said that Chris is now taking hormone replacement pills. Does this mean he's given up on having Crystal? Does he even know they'll sterilize him?

They don't sterilize you mechanically. If you go off the pills, your sex drive and functionality returns.

 

[MangledTwot]

Why can't we go back to lulzy Juggalo Chris?
I wish there was a lot more of this.

 

[MechanicalHugbox]

Why can't we go back to lulzy Juggalo Chris?
I wish there was a lot more of this.

That is a relic of an era where Chris was pure and devoted to his sweetheart quest
Christine is what we did to him

 

[MangledTwot]

That is a relic of an era where Chris was pure and devoted to his sweetheart quest
Christine is what we did to him

Is a shame.

One thing I noticed about the Christine shit is he made a video where he said:

"Straight girls, lesbians, bisexuals...I'll take you all on."

If he is to live as a woman, than a straight woman wouldn't want him since she'd only be attracted to blokes - and let's face it, though Chris doesn't pass as a woman, he's fucking gross regardless. So Nobody would want to be embuggered by Chrissy's bent monstrosity of a penis.

 

[MechanicalHugbox]

Is a shame.

One thing I noticed about the Christine shit is he made a video where he said:

"Straight girls, lesbians, bisexuals...I'll take you all on."

If he is to live as a woman, than a straight woman wouldn't want him since she'd only be attracted to blokes - and let's face it, though Chris doesn't pass as a woman, he's fucking gross regardless. So Nobody would want to be embuggered by Chrissy's bent monstrosity of a penis.

In a kinda weird way I want Chris to one day have his happy ending, where he finds a nice abusive woman to force him off them damm computers and stop sperging online.
I know he won't but its a fun thought experiment

 

[MangledTwot]

In a kinda weird way I want Chris to one day have his happy ending, where he finds a nice abusive woman to force him off them damm computers and stop sperging online.
I know he won't but its a fun thought experiment

This seems impossible.

Let me list why.

A. who wants to be rooted by a bent penis
B. who wants to be the only source of income while their partner draws autistic shit and wanks to said autistic shit all day
C. Who wants to date a bogan who looks like an old witch manlady
D. Who wants to have to take care of a manchild
E. Who wants to clean up said manchild's dirty crapped briefs
F. Who wants to sleep next to a hairy fat fuck who doesn't bathe, farts all the time and is also a tard
G. Who wants to be seen in public with a fuckwit who dresses like a mutant 1980s girls toy
H. Who would even date Chris, knowing his past and track record with women
I. Who would want to have to live with the shame of having fucked that tard
J. Who would want to date someone who will curse-ye-ha-me-ha you if you get him mad

 

[MechanicalHugbox]

A. who wants to be rooted by a bent penis

Mangled genetalia is my fetish

B. who wants to be the only source of income while their partner draws autistic shit and wanks to said autistic shit all day

DD/LG dynamic with TRUE and HONEST lesbians

C. Who wants to date a bogan who looks like an old witch manlady

Ever go to country australia, you just described the hottest girl there

E. Who wants to clean up said manchild's dirty crapped briefs

See DD/LG

F. Who wants to sleep next to a hairy fat fuck who doesn't bathe, farts all the time and is also a tard

Allison Rapps fans

G. Who wants to be seen in public with a fuckwit who dresses like a mutant 1980s girls toy

The 1980s is fashionable right now

 

[MangledTwot]

Mangled genetalia is my fetish


DD/LG dynamic with TRUE and HONEST lesbians


Ever go to country australia, you just described the hottest girl there


See DD/LG

Allison Rapps fans


The 1980s is fashionable right now

This gave me a huge laugh.