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It's been 3,000 days since Chris last applied for a job, which I guess is pretty neat.
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He's workin on it!It's been 3,000 days since Chris last applied for a job, which I guess is pretty neat.
A hazmat suit and $200,000What would it take for you to sleep in Chris's bed? (Bonus points doing it while Chris in it)
Chris' life is dogshit. This is largely unrelated to Chris' internet reputation.Would it be so terrible for everyone who hates Chris if Chris actually found happiness?
It just always seemed that the people actually"involved" in everything that happened went out of their way to make sure they always saw "sad Chris" and never "happy Chris"?
I think there was even a time they were impersonating his old teachers and "gal pal"'s in hopes to crush him to death?
Which is even more entertaining when you remember Chris was shipped actual shit in a box and shipped via USPS.Chris' life is dogshit. This is largely unrelated to Chris' internet reputation.
Chris' life is dogshit. This is largely unrelated to Chris' internet reputation.
The cwcki is like a standup comedy routine wherein the comedian makes a joke about the holocaust. Chris' actual life is the holocaust itself.
Would it be so terrible for everyone who hates Chris if Chris actually found happiness?
It just always seemed that the people actually"involved" in everything that happened went out of their way to make sure they always saw "sad Chris" and never "happy Chris"?
I think there was even a time they were impersonating his old teachers and "gal pal"'s in hopes to crush him to death?
I was saying Chris was the victim, not the perpetrator.Chris killed over 6 thousand (million?) Jews among other people?
I thought that was Adolph Hitler
Oh. Oops.I was saying Chris was the victim, not the perpetrator.
Does Chris complain a lot about his life outside of his public sperging, or is he mostly content (read: not happy) with it?I was saying Chris was the victim, not the perpetrator.
Already happened, it was called "Bronycon". It was excruciating.Would it be so terrible for everyone who hates Chris if Chris actually found happiness?
It might be terrible for people who actually hate Chris, which is a list that is smaller than I'd think. Most don't hate him, but categorically they don't like him either. I don't think Chris himself quite figured out what makes him happy yet, he might not even be able to consider the depth of such a question.
He seems to find happiness in small things though, when Barb dies and he's able to clean the hoard, I think he'd appreciate the silver lining. He has before.
He's very anxious about Barb dying. He really tries to avoid thinking or talking about the subject though.Does Chris complain a lot about his life outside of his public sperging, or is he mostly content (read: not happy) with it?
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The house might be worth about the same amount as the money owed on it and the other debts Barb has. By the time Chris can sell it he'll be several months late with the mortgage. That's more money taken from the sale of the house. Then there's the other expenses to get it ready for sale.He seems to find happiness in small things though, when Barb dies and he's able to clean the hoard, I think he'd appreciate the silver lining. He has before.
To be honest Chris winning the lottery and becoming a multimillionaire would be pretty fucking funny.Would it be so terrible for everyone who hates Chris if Chris actually found happiness?
It just always seemed that the people actually"involved" in everything that happened went out of their way to make sure they always saw "sad Chris" and never "happy Chris"?