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I just had a nightmare that Chris kidnapped me twice.
How fucking stupid was dream!me to follow him into that run-down shack?!
 
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Would it be so terrible for everyone who hates Chris if Chris actually found happiness?

It just always seemed that the people actually"involved" in everything that happened went out of their way to make sure they always saw "sad Chris" and never "happy Chris"?

I think there was even a time they were impersonating his old teachers and "gal pal"'s in hopes to crush him to death?
 
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Would it be so terrible for everyone who hates Chris if Chris actually found happiness?

It just always seemed that the people actually"involved" in everything that happened went out of their way to make sure they always saw "sad Chris" and never "happy Chris"?

I think there was even a time they were impersonating his old teachers and "gal pal"'s in hopes to crush him to death?
Chris' life is dogshit. This is largely unrelated to Chris' internet reputation.

The cwcki is like a standup comedy routine wherein the comedian makes a joke about the holocaust. Chris' actual life is the holocaust itself.
 
Would it be so terrible for everyone who hates Chris if Chris actually found happiness?

It just always seemed that the people actually"involved" in everything that happened went out of their way to make sure they always saw "sad Chris" and never "happy Chris"?

I think there was even a time they were impersonating his old teachers and "gal pal"'s in hopes to crush him to death?

It might be terrible for people who actually hate Chris, which is a list that is smaller than I'd think. Most don't hate him, but categorically they don't like him either. I don't think Chris himself quite figured out what makes him happy yet, he might not even be able to consider the depth of such a question.

He seems to find happiness in small things though, when Barb dies and he's able to clean the hoard, I think he'd appreciate the silver lining. He has before.
 
Would it be so terrible for everyone who hates Chris if Chris actually found happiness?
Already happened, it was called "Bronycon". It was excruciating.

It did get us the scene of Chris wearing pony clothes to the memorial of a neo-Nazi terror victim though, so every cloud has its silver lining.
 
It might be terrible for people who actually hate Chris, which is a list that is smaller than I'd think. Most don't hate him, but categorically they don't like him either. I don't think Chris himself quite figured out what makes him happy yet, he might not even be able to consider the depth of such a question.

He seems to find happiness in small things though, when Barb dies and he's able to clean the hoard, I think he'd appreciate the silver lining. He has before.

Don't we all (find pleasure in small stuff)
 
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i've really been enjoying the idea of a bald chris
 
He seems to find happiness in small things though, when Barb dies and he's able to clean the hoard, I think he'd appreciate the silver lining. He has before.
The house might be worth about the same amount as the money owed on it and the other debts Barb has. By the time Chris can sell it he'll be several months late with the mortgage. That's more money taken from the sale of the house. Then there's the other expenses to get it ready for sale.

So when Barb dies he might be better off just moving out and letting the mortgage holders have the house and the hoard. It might be better than spending weeks cleaning the house and taking care of everything then having a short sale where the banks keep all the money anyway.

But he'll need a lawyer to tell him what his best course of action is.
 
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Would it be so terrible for everyone who hates Chris if Chris actually found happiness?

It just always seemed that the people actually"involved" in everything that happened went out of their way to make sure they always saw "sad Chris" and never "happy Chris"?
To be honest Chris winning the lottery and becoming a multimillionaire would be pretty fucking funny.

It would be like Emmanuel God reverse trolling him.

Edit: Plus it would piss a lot of people off.
 
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