Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[Done]

I tend to agree. But I'm also not going to overlook the possibility that Chris, a 36 year old man nearing his 40's isn't going to experience some midlife crisis (Sonichu isn't where he hoped it'd be, he's not got a boyfriend free girlfriend, or girlfriend free boyfriend, he lives with his mother etc.) and ends up cracking as a coping mechanism.

Of course, Chris being Chris could gloss over it not even thinking twice because he'll live forever.

Think about it this way, if Chris was really seeing CWCville, then no troll can pretend to be any of them, because there will come a point where the words of the two contradict, something like: "Hmm, no, Sonichu told me they didn't have pickles for lunch".

Also, Chris's entire life is a mid-life crisis, only difference is that it's toys that catch his fancy, rather than sports cars. He's been buying his pain away for over a decade now.

 

[Angrypaperplateman]

Honestly, the people who review Chris on Youtube are so fucking stupid. I've watched like 3 "documentaries" on Youtube about his life and I have to ask.. WHY does he warrant a documentary? I could see like, Elliot Rodger getting a documentary (I think he's covered online by a tuber named Mumkey Jones?) but Chris? Why does he warrant any attention I guess is what i'm asking. Short documentaries about the "man" would be watchable, but some of these fuckers go into CSI level descriptions of his life, here are some examples.

There are so many more that just REPEAT the same information over and over again, I know there is a thread all about this but my god I just cannot believe people have such little respect for themselves that they'd waste probably months of their time to make a shitty 3 hour video about a faggot with autism who dresses like a character from a childrens show.

Internet Celebrities that deserve documentaries:

Angry Video Game Nerd
geriatric1927

You know, people that actually CONTRIBUTED to the internet in some way shape or form. I guess the reason i'm so autistic and salty about this is because some people have had to slave away for YEARS to get even 100,000 subscribers yet some loser like Chris can play with his hairy man tits on camera and get thousands of views and widespread attention.

Oh well at least his internet fame doesn't translate to anything fun or good for him in real life.

 

[VoreDoggy]

Honestly, the people who review Chris on Youtube are so fucking stupid. I've watched like 3 "documentaries" on Youtube about his life and I have to ask.. WHY does he warrant a documentary? I could see like, Elliot Rodger getting a documentary (I think he's covered online by a tuber named Mumkey Jones?) but Chris? Why does he warrant any attention I guess is what i'm asking. Short documentaries about the "man" would be watchable, but some of these fuckers go into CSI level descriptions of his life, here are some examples.

The difference is the effort required. Rephrasing the CWCki is infinitely easier than digging through an individual's assorted /cow/ and KF threads, as well as scraping videos/capping posts yourself. There are a few Reddit characters I'd love to put the effort into doing a write up on, but they've got 5 seperate megaposts at best, and at worst nobody has cared enough to do anything. Or, look at the Discord servers of /r9k/ and /lit/, the /lit/ server actually ran a proper disinformation campaign(if you search for the 2017 top 100 list the fake one is still at the top), but /r9k/'s trap server was outed by someone willing to do a summary image, so there were a ton of nerds on YouTube willing to read off the image, and it became well known outside of /r9k/. It's the big man theory of history, but for lolcow writeups.

 

[Angrypaperplateman]

The difference is the effort required. Rephrasing the CWCki is infinitely easier than digging through an individual's assorted /cow/ and KF threads, as well as scraping videos/capping posts yourself. There are a few Reddit characters I'd love to put the effort into doing a write up on, but they've got 5 seperate megaposts at best, and at worst nobody has cared enough to do anything. Or, look at the Discord servers of /r9k/ and /lit/, the /lit/ server actually ran a proper disinformation campaign(if you search for the 2017 top 100 list the fake one is still at the top), but /r9k/'s trap server was outed by someone willing to do a summary image, so there were a ton of nerds on YouTube willing to read off the image, and it became well known outside of /r9k/. It's the big man theory of history, but for lolcow writeups.

I get that, but it's annoying when I type Chris Chan into Youtube JUST wanting to see funny reactions to Chris or videos of Chris himself and I get inundated with hundreds of retarded 5 hour long documentaries of his entire life.

 

[The Fool]

I get that, but it's annoying when I type Chris Chan into Youtube JUST wanting to see funny reactions to Chris or videos of Chris himself and I get inundated with hundreds of exceptional 5 hour long documentaries of his entire life.

Reacting to Chris stopped being funny like 6 years ago. We get it, Chris is fucking weird, so what. Now it's a lot more entertaining to document and deconstruct Chris. Why is he weird? What happened to him to make him like that? How does he think?

 

[Angrypaperplateman]

Reacting to Chris stopped being funny like 6 years ago. We get it, Chris is fucking weird, so what. Now it's a lot more entertaining to document and deconstruct Chris. Why is he weird? What happened to him to make him like that? How does he think?

Yeah and that's totally cool, 2 long documentaries could have covered all of it, i'm mostly saying the documentary tubers that repeat the same shit or go into detail about non relevant subjects are the worst.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Reacting to Chris stopped being funny like 6 years ago. We get it, Chris is fucking weird, so what. Now it's a lot more entertaining to document and deconstruct Chris. Why is he weird? What happened to him to make him like that? How does he think?

This, the last truly funny thing Chris did was "Don't call ANYBODY!!!!" and I doubt he's going to one up it soon, really the big finale was Chris and Barb managing to blow a hundred grand trying to make Michael Snyder look like a bad guy for daring to get run over twice, and Snyder taking pity on them via requesting no felony charges.

Felons aren't allowed to collect SSI or Medicaid, which I think is complete bullshit since it makes rehabilitation harder, if someone literally can't find a job or finds themselves in a medical bind they're gonna go right back to crime to make the money. It's a vicious cycle and America really needs to rethink how it does its prison system.

That's getting off topic, point is, that may have been one of the biggest favors Barb and Chris ever had done with them but they're too fucking egocentric to even notice it.

Chris is devoid of any positive traits, he isn't creative, he isn't intelligent, he isn't hardworking, he doesn't want to make amends for what went wrong, nor does he believe anything has gone wrong in his life. The only thing more pathetically remarkable than the Only In America Horror Story that is Christian Weston Chandler is the fact that his mother is an even worse person.

How can a human get into this state? What makes a man so lazy he does nothing to escape circumstances, however self-inflicted they may be, that would horrify anyone with the mental capacity to understand the gravity of the situation? It's obvious that Barbara made Chris what he is, not any autism, but what makes Chris continue to be what he is? How does someone this genuinely below even the mimicry of adequacy breathe on his own?

Those questions are the show at this point. Anyone expecting Chris to shove a Sonichu Wiimote up his ass, while shouting JULAY!, and dabbing as if every dab was earning him cash is the equivalent of someone who still quotes Chapelle Show in 2018.

 

[Maegor Blackfyre]

Is Chris looking for more cats now that one is dead and the other is MIA?

 

[Mr. 0]

Is Chris looking for more cats now that one is dead and the other is MIA?

He can't afford it; he's still freaking out about the lack of food and money for food.

And the cats usually come to him, anyway.

 

[The Fool]

why didn't chris just eat the cat, it was already dead anyway

 

[Maegor Blackfyre]

why didn't chris just eat the cat, it was already dead anyway

he probably wouldn't cook it right and poison himself

 

[Mommyspringfield]

does he have a way to be contacted through discord or does he still have his mumble account

 

[Mr. Pickles]

does he have a way to be contacted through discord or does he still have his mumble account

I know not what this Mumble is, but I think if Chris was on Discord we'd all be in his Sonichu room by now.

Edit: If Chris live-streamed himself playing Vidya, and had a Discord "for his fans", he may be more successful in fund raising. Just thinking aloud, plus it would something we could watch him suck at. I'm surprised he hasn't thought of it already since it allows him to beg while being lazy as hell.

 

[Mommyspringfield]

I know not what this Mumble is, but I think if Chris was on Discord we'd all be in his Sonichu room by now.

Edit: If Chris live-streamed himself playing Vidya, and had a Discord "for his fans", he may be more successful in fund raising. Just thinking aloud, plus it would something we could watch him suck at. I'm surprised he hasn't thought of it already since it allows him to beg while being lazy as hell.

well I've watched the documentaries and it was done through an old service called mumble,probably something before discord was every made

 

[Mr. Pickles]

I've never heard of Mumble before, but that's not important.

I DO know you can contact Chris via his twitter account "Christine Weston Chandler" if you have any reason for doing so. The usual, "If he thinks you're insulting or belittling him he will block you." applies

 

[introman]

well I've watched the documentaries and it was done through an old service called mumble,probably something before discord was every made

Mumble was used because one of the pvcc members was one of those, "open-software" types and hosted a mumble server. This person disliked Skype and manages to get the inner circle to download mumble, who convinced cwc later on to do the same thing. Anyway, cwc doesn't use mumble anymore. Chris is best reached through cash or being a real woman.

 

[No_one]

With the current food crisis, would Chris consider eating pickles everyday if he could get lots of them cheap?

 

[Mr. Pickles]

With the current food crisis, would Chris consider eating pickles everyday if he could get lots of them cheap?

Knowing Chris he'd refuse to eat them and just claim he has no food whatsoever.

 

[AAA Badger]

He can't afford it; he's still freaking out about the lack of food and money for food.

What he can or can't afford has never stopped him from making incredibly questionable decisions in the past, don't know why it would now.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

The Chandler Clan seems to be comprised of assholes with unwarranted self-importance.

Cole Smithy is a pretentious film critic who constantly tries to use his (complete lack of) fame to score free drinks

Chris literally has an entire wiki about everything he's ever done wrong. Ya'll should know him by now, but if you don't.... Well, what the fuck are you doing here? So I won't go over his faults.

and Barbara is greedy (always demanding money donated to her, hoarding useless shit, selling useless shit way above its asking price), lazy (She was called Snorlax for a reason), and seems to enable whatever Chris does with a record of having done so since his childhood.

Both Chris and Barb will always act the victim in every situation, and seem to regard themselves as being good people who always do the right thing despite the fact that they... aren't. Whether it be they're not self-aware enough to tell that they're jerks, or they do realize it but can put on a friendly face isn't certain to me at least.

Bob Chandler when he was alive showed actual concern for his family, was mostly a hardworking man, he may have been a little racist (I've seen crosses burning fellas, and his Obama painting the white house black joke he told t o Chris both imply this) or homophobic but who his age wasn't? Plus we have no concrete proof he's ever done anything wrong outside of prevent Chris to get the Special Education he sorely needed.. and even then it was most likely out of concern the public stance on the mentally handicapped was "Like it was in his day", and could have been doing it to protect Chris.

I truly want to know who's a worse person from purely a moral standpoint. Chris or Barb

Not who is worse an intellectual or in terms of actual success, as we know Barb comes out on top given that she worked until retirement age, got married, and owns her own home. No I want to know, from purely a standpoint of morality, who is the worse person Chris or Barb?