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Going off of that vein, could every troll working together defeat Sonichu in a fight to the death?

You wouldn't even need all of them working together to accomplish that - you just need one to exploit his weaknesses (pickles and Rosechu with a dick).

All one troll would need to do is cosplay as Rosechu eating a pickle; and they probably wouldn't even have to throw a punch.
 
I don't know if this has ever been mentioned before but if you have an Android with Google Assistant, or a Google Home device, ask it who Christian Weston Chandler is.

The results are pretty hilarious and it will amuse your friends.
I'm sure it is a bowl of fun if I ever turn on Google Assist on my phone and find out.
 
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After watching that documentary series about him, it honestly leaves me with the conclusion that when people do things like steal his PSN, make him stick his medallion up his ass, or pretend to be a girl that wants to date him, it's something he knows he can get sympathy for instead of learn from. All those different times where people tried to trick him were so counterproductive. The way he views people who criticize him has been warped by all that.
I think people being honest and critical towards him on twitter, even if there's no positive effect, it's at least not fueling his victim complex. Something might even stick one day.

Sorry if this post doesn't belong here. i don't use this forum frequently.
 
I think people being honest and critical towards him on twitter, even if there's no positive effect, it's at least not fueling his victim complex. Something might even stick one day.

Unless something short of miraculous happens, CWC is never going to acknowledge any criticism that comes his way; as it's too hard for him to face reality. He'd much rather listen to the people blowing air up his butt and telling him that he's doing a good job at whatever it he's doing than listen to the people who are actively trying to help him better himself.
 
I wonder what Chris will become when Pokemon Lets go Pikachu and Eevee comes out.

I know back then he didn't be as interested in Pokemon Go, but being this is a console game, it would appeal more since Pokemon Go is more emphasized on walking around, which Chris hates.

Chris's dream actually came true with this game by the way. He once requested for Nintendo to make a Poke Ball peripheral which, except for the lack of hologram projections of the Pokemon, is exactly what is becoming reality now.

Wonder if he thinks he can use Binaural Beats and third eye powers combined with Neptunia Lore and MLP shit to make Sonichu become a thing inside the Poke Ball.
 
Unless something short of miraculous happens, CWC is never going to acknowledge any criticism that comes his way; as it's too hard for him to face reality. He'd much rather listen to the people blowing air up his butt and telling him that he's doing a good job at whatever it he's doing than listen to the people who are actively trying to help him better himself.

You're not wrong, but I think it is fair to point out that on one level, that is a fairly reasonable reaction.

Chris receives criticism from a class of people that are generally antagonistic towards him, haven't developed a positive relationship with him, and fuck with him a lot. Dismissing that type of criticism seems like a fairly natural reaction.

I definitely grant the point that a lot of the criticism is valid, but in some sense asking him to change his ways based on it is kind of like asking any public personality to change their ways based on twitter trolling and youtube comments.
 
The Cwcki is down just as the juiciest amount of information is released about Chris :(. Has there ever been plans to move the site to a better server?
 
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The Cwcki is down just as the juiciest amount of information is released about Chris :(. Has there ever been plans to move the site to a better server?
Site's coming in fine on my end. Are you sure you didn't break anything?
 
What would have happened if Chris had gone out with that single mother that took him up on his lovequest?
 
What is it with Christorians and being obsessed with Chris's bodily excretions? People in the iPhone thread are acting like the thing is a health hazard because Chris masturbates sometimes, as if he's firing his loads directly onto the phone screen and then leaving it to set in. Every time someone buys something from Chris, someone invites the buyer to think about how it was touched by Chris's gross hands, as if the guy is drenched in grease and sweat at all times.
 
What is it with Christorians and being obsessed with Chris's bodily excretions? People in the iPhone thread are acting like the thing is a health hazard because Chris masturbates sometimes, as if he's firing his loads directly onto the phone screen and then leaving it to set in. Every time someone buys something from Chris, someone invites the buyer to think about how it was touched by Chris's gross hands, as if the guy is drenched in grease and sweat at all times.

I'd say the fact they have an insect infestation is a far bigger concern for the buyer than Chris's hands touching it
 
I'd say the fact they have an insect infestation is a far bigger concern for the buyer than Chris's hands touching it

That one is understandable, I just don't get the ones who see someone bought something from Chris and their minds immediately go to assuming Chris constantly touches his dick and ass and never washes his hands
 
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That one is understandable, I just don't get the ones who see someone bought something from Chris and their minds immediately go to assuming Chris constantly touches his dick and ass and never washes his hands
It's really the opposite from the truth. Chris has a spergy paranoia about his hands being clean and will obsessively apply hand sanitizer several times a day. (Including noticeably after shaking hands with people.)
 
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