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What's ever happened to DJ Jamsta Sonichu? Seems like he's not really in any newer issues...
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He uh, molested Punchy and it caused riots when he wasn't convicted.
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He was the DJ at the SLGBTQ festival in issue 12.
https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:JamstaLolisaHarmonlyBlitzes.jpg
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He's simply a mouthpiece whenever Chris needs to have someone emcee-ing crap.
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I can't tell if this is serious, or sarcasm.
Being nice to Chris is one thing, but saying that Chris's hygiene issues = "he masturbates sometimes" is like saying 14 Branchland just needs a quick once-over with the vacuum-cleaner. Dude eats TV dinners from a freezer stocked with year-old frozen jizz, and thinks crapping himself is normal, for fucks sake. Last time I saw a video of someone unboxing shit Chris sent them, they ended up peeling a half dozen pubes off the stuff they bought.
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That is a weird brand of germaphobia. He doesn't seem to have an issue with the hoard on cleanliness grounds, and we know his own space is not the cleanest. I suppose messiness is not necessarily dirtiness, but there was a video he did for Jackie where he cleaned a part of a very obviously mouldy and germy bathroom.
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Oddly enough, DJ Jamsta is my favorite character in Sonichu. I wish he'd show up more in the comics, but with all that gender special crap and Night Star and the other stuff that has happened in the newer Sonichu comics, it's just not the same anymore.
Sonichu in the "Classic" era was awful, but funny in an ironic sort of way. Now Sonichu is mostly boring.
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I'd have to agree with you.
Before Episode 11, I found Sonichu enjoyable in the same way some people enjoy The Room or Sonic 06: it was so hilarious in how bad it was, you couldn't stop reading! Nowadays, I find it's more along the lines of something like Assigned Male wherein it's just bad: it shoves the author's opinion down your throat, and I just can't find a reason to laugh at it anymore.
A fucking idiot
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I consider the issue about "Roberta" to be the epitaph of Chris' sanity. Here lies CWC.
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Let's be honest here, Sonichu hasn't truely been Sonichu in over a year. Now it's just another troon comic pandering to SJWtards.
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It's not even that, it's just autistic dialog with pony shit
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I had a dream about Chris last night
I was in the town I grew up in and walking by this statue just outside the town centre, and I saw Chris and Barb sat on a bench like 20 feet away from me. It wasn't quite Classic Chris or modern-day Chris, it was early Tomgirl Chris, with the blonde hair and two right earrings, and he was drawing in a sketchbook. Barb looked exactly as she did in the most recent begging video. As soon as I looked over, Chris immediately got up and started running away as if he'd recognised me from somewhere. Barb stayed exactly where she was and said nothing, just gazing off into the middle distance like she didn't know anything was happening. I ran after Chris (I don't know why) but for some reason he could run really fucking fast and he was way off into the distance in seconds, and then I woke up.
Does this dream mean I'm gay?
I was in the town I grew up in and walking by this statue just outside the town centre, and I saw Chris and Barb sat on a bench like 20 feet away from me. It wasn't quite Classic Chris or modern-day Chris, it was early Tomgirl Chris, with the blonde hair and two right earrings, and he was drawing in a sketchbook. Barb looked exactly as she did in the most recent begging video. As soon as I looked over, Chris immediately got up and started running away as if he'd recognised me from somewhere. Barb stayed exactly where she was and said nothing, just gazing off into the middle distance like she didn't know anything was happening. I ran after Chris (I don't know why) but for some reason he could run really fucking fast and he was way off into the distance in seconds, and then I woke up.
Does this dream mean I'm gay?
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No, I think it means you need a sturdy break from this subforum..
Or I need to learn more about Chris so I can catch that fucker next time
Orkeosaurus
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it's set in west virginia so no. he's a good 4 hours away from the border.
Hell Fallout 3 was closer to his house.
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Remember that Imaginator Skylander thing that he spent like 80 or so bucks on like a year or two ago? Now It's five bucks at Five Below and a few of the add ons are there too. Joke is on him.
idosometimes
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Chris has introduced so many of his own avatars to the comics that it cannot go anywhere. Half the time is spent giving location of each version of Chris down to minute details no one cars about. 20 pages into the story and he is barely through introducing everything.